have never seen an escalator before

OTM!!!

it always amazes me seeing troops of boy scouts or whoever walking in place on escalators and yelling “look at me!” to the rest of the troop. Maybe I had a very technologically advanced upbringing but for serious don’t they even have escalators in malls?

xpost. . .and cursing them out in German!

horseshoe, i don’t think it is terrible once you get inside the actual monument, but from a distance it looks pretty awful in my opinion

the WWII monument is nice actually but it’s just in a really odd position, and it’s not very inviting from the outside view, i think? it’s weird.

and yes!!! people being all amazed by escalators!! i mean ok the dupont one is approximately 87 miles long so i can understand taking a picture of it but, srsly? it’s not a ride? it’s just an escalator? chill out? and yes when you get to the top MOVE.

though really honestly? the worst is actually the people who live in dc who rush up the escalator but then come to a DEAD STOP when they get to the top couple steps and just stand there and wait. wtf is that about?!

so many of the tourists act like they just stepped onto the set of logan’s run or something when they’re in the train stations, it’s totally bizarre.

escalators confuse people in the craziest ways possible. i’ve never seen anyone been as confused by, say, an elevator.

clearly I have to visit DC soon and see this WWII memorial. and give any clueless tourists the death glare.

As was pointed out during the design phase of the WWII memorial, it’s not so bad if you have the same taste in architecture as Hitler.

;_;

my workplace makes you enter the floor you’re going to BEFORE you get on an elevator so now i have a habit of being confused by regular elevators and not entering my floor in a timely fashion because i think the elevator knows.

xpost yes yes visit DC!

ally that is some spaceage shit you got there

i actually work on the set of logan’s run ;_;

xpost O. T. M!!!!!! especially since dc only seems to attract incredibly dumbass stereotypical ugly, slow, fat middle america tourists to it? who, like, apparently have never seen an escalator before, much less even imagined the concept of trains?

Ally as britisher, have your tips got smaller?

tips are still 15%-20%, and dollar per drink in bars!

http://kissmesuzy.blogspot.com/2007/03/offseason-adventures-of-michael-vick_22.html

your passport is still blue then.

http://www.ilxor.com:8080/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=52879#unread

ahahahaha

can i just say that i’m thrilled by how much ppl love mindy kaling on That Other Racism Thread? because she is great.

also, we frenched once.

Oh, sweet, there’s ANOTHER racism thread?

it looks like this:

that’sracist.gif

apu.jpg

funny_talkin.wav

dear doctor, thank you for the xanax now maybe my body will stop attacking me so frequently

also dear you guys, thank you for listening last night y’all are tops :D

man there is a lot of rolling stones in the departed

;_;

kate —

[noun]:

A dance involving little to no clothing

WRONG ILXOR DUDE

GBX YOU UTTER BASTARD I NEVER GOT TO KISS RASHIIDA JONES ;_;

neither have i but i’m not whining about it

i made out with mindy but she was on druqz and even though she really sweated me i never did anything about it because i was into her tall, hawaiian gorgeous friend who i never had a chance of landing

BLEW IT

Oh man, you’re sorry now.

[image]http://www.tvfodder.com/archives/mkaling.jpg[/image]

DAMMIT THIS SANDBOX

hi Kevin, sorry I missed your post about the HC! hope you had fun!

always. dan and his supercute friend katie came out then jesse showed up just before midnight. after we closed the bar we were going to go to nick’s but i ran out of money and the atm wouldn’t give me any more so i went home. i fell asleep on the redline and woke up at 47th street. then i went to mcdonalds at chicago & state and ate cheeseburgers.

ok so my mom bought this card that she thought was hilarious, you open it up and then it starts singing captain & tennille’s love will keep us together at you (starting at the part that goes I WILL I WILL I WILL I WILL really crazy and loud and actually kind of scarily), and kept making me listen to it all weekend.

so, i go to the cvs just now and there were two girls DOING THE EXACT SAME THING WITH THE EXACT SAME CARD.

why can i not escape this terrifying thing?

kevin —

[noun]:

A lewd street performer

random phrase generator OTM

wtf

FUCKIN A IS WHAT

LOVE

LOVE WILL KEEP US TOGETHA

hahaha

kultur terror

I will, I will, I will, I will

Be there to share forever

Love will keep us together

Said it before and I’ll say it again while others pretend

I’ll need you now and I’ll need you then

Stop ’cause I really love Ya

Stop I’ll be thinking of Ya

Look in my heart and let love keep us together

need i say it

do i have to even suggest it

FA’s need to cover that on Tuesday

“Love Will Keep Us Together (at least 3/4 of the band version)”

SHH YO YOU SIGNED A NONDISCLOSURE AGREEMENT

i’m going to buy each and every single one of you one of these cards for your birthday.

MINES THE SAME DAY AS HUEY LEWIS AND GOOSE GOSSAGE FYI

well i’ll remember to send them each one too!

i share a birthday with bobby darin and also the all of the greatest directors of all time: george lucas, sofia coppola, and robert zemeckis.

i share a birthday with raymond chandler, halie selassie, martin gore, woody harrelson, slash, phillip seymour hoffman, and the late larry “bud” melman

^^^^ yes kitty you are correct

that kitty 8080

My day’s been pretty gravy, but I’d still like a drink.

xpost to WAAAAAAY upthread.

gbx, do you think you could ask Mindy Kaling to be my best friend? and tell her that I love her but not in a bad creepy way?

this should be the new most used image on LJ threads:

SMILEY FACE DUDE OTM

WHAT REALLY WENT ON THERE, WE ONLY HAVE THIS EXCERPT

whatever happened i’m sure it happened in arlington

BLUAYGHGDHUGSDHUSGHSGHGHSG

otm

[i]whatever happened i’m sure it happened in arlington[/i]

OTM!!!!! guess where I won’t go when I visit DC!!!

stupid getting nu-ILX html mixed up with sandbox.

no one goes to arlington unless absolutely necessary!

I lived in Arlington for a year! ;_; I was duped!

TOMBOT and allyzay living in arlington = “we hate DC it’s the worst place in the world”

TOMBOT and allyzay living in DC = “omg lol drunk!”

yeah yeah we lived in arlington for like 5 months once! pete lived there too, in the same building, and still it sucked for everyone.

OTM!

I did it the wrong way around, though. I lived in DC first, Arlington second.

also i would like to point out that i was v drunk all the time in arlington, i had no job and was hanging out with a “working from home” alcoholic often so drinks o’clock was all day!!!

you were a mean drunk, that was pre-gin.

ok now we’re watching some video someone found in the stairwell that says “HAPPY BIRTHDAY PRINCESS LOVES YOU VERY MUCH” on it, this will be some the ring shit if i don’t make it thru the weekend you were all v v blood diamonds ;_;

oh no ghost rider!

reminder to all cool people:

Jacques Tati’s Play Time at AFI Silver Spring this Sunday, 1pm

http://www.afi.com/silver/new/nowplaying/2007/v4i2/tati.aspx

DO NOT WATCH THAT VIDEO JUST DON’T IT’S A TRAP

also was not mean drunk, drank mojitos and tequila all the time A+++++++ would vacation in such fashion again except not with that particular alcoholic

are we going to bro out in the style of drinks tonite?

mmmm, mojito.

i am going to be on train tonight so no happy hours for me. maybe we should make monday the new happy hour night.

we will not be broin’ as our out of town guest is cookin’ us dinner.

i need to check AFI’s schedule more. they just showed the Ian McKellen version of Richard III.

I guess I will not be drunk before showing up to gay techno night, but definitely after.

am i bananas for really really wanting to go to this?

I am going on a date that starts at like 6.30 and I started drinking already — champagne at work. I predict this is going to go awesomely/badly.

i am falling asleep at my desk christ

yeah this day is draggin

dude I love me some mies but that party sounds straight up gay

man, i could not care less about anything at all right now and it is AWESOME

what’s up pharmacueticals?

i’m ready for beer

you wanna get some beer?

god plz can it be bier timez now?

i know we think it’s passe but i’m supposed to meet someone at the big hunt so if you guys go there it makes my life easier. but if not, that’s cool too.

can’t tonight, our buddy is cooking us dinner at home tonight. but tomorrow i bet we will drink some beer. and play some pinball!

zr SO february ’07

let us never speak of february ’07 again

laurel, it will be as awesome as you make it! i’ll be waiting for txt msg recap. or maybe i shouldn’t....

brian miller, yeah it does sound pretty fruity but all the same, booze and mies van der rohe conversation! but i’m going to a show anyway so poop on it.

but anyway that’s where i’m going, friend’s bday beats lameness of bh

i would go to bh but i am having a date with amtraks, next week i will drink all of this bh beers tho.

oh no screw next week, we’re going somewhere else then. these are special circumstances. but ok i’m gonna go buy a record or two then meet w/friend, have wondrous fridays those of you i ain’t seein

yeah i gotta go hang out w/coworkers, sorry dudes, trying to be collegial and all. basketball watching, it’s a big deal around here

wtf

xpost ok next week we go elsewhere as long as it has drinks and isn’t tooooo douchey then i’m really ok with it tbh