and how do you feel about that ally?
these are all awes
(the pictures, i mean. although quitting is also potentially awes)

i don’t know how i feel about it, kevin :\
yeah highlights:
*phoundation
*tombot grilling solo meat and eating with his hands
*tombot’s hair while dancing
*ally i don’t know dresses, but your dress seemed ok?
*new tradition of all the men of a wedding piling on top of one another on the dance floor

*i can’t wait until my sisters get married, hurry up bitchez!

shortly after major vomiting action
I want videos of all these dancing Toms for this, and the rest of you.
Also what is happening about Cats play baseball.
well i just told my boss that if i don’t have an answer asap on my problem he will have my resignation letter so let’s see what occurs.

flickr is blocked at work but i can’t wait to see pictures of vomiting and eating grilled meats with hands and other wedding staples.
brian that is supreme
replace the rockettes show logo with one for the BRIAN KEARN3Y’S DAUGHTERS’ HUSBANDS CLUB OF AMERICA and that is my new e-mail sig for all time
OMG OMG OMG OMG
So busy today, cannot be clever — but DC thread delivers awesomeness as always! Ally, good luck w/r/t work sitch but anyway fuck that place.
oh my god brian
also: lol @ being offered higher up position at work. WHY WOULD I WANT SUCH IF U NOT GOING TO PAY ME
BRIAN IS AWESOME
oh btw laurel, i would like to say kudos to you and carly for attempting the phone eating. it is understandable to be unsure your first time doing so, and not to shove it in all the way. also, it’s not exactly comfortable to stick the thing down your throat, trust me. i say good show and when i come up we shall try again.
Ally, maybe they’re going to pay you on the sly?
If I get a daughter do I get to join the rockettes, coool.
Also what this wedding was missing:
Someone doing a flying dawkins impression.
no, i just didn’t get a photo of it. i’m praying to god that someone has photos of me, my dad, and megan all doing the keg stands.
hahahaha megan did a keg stand?
I only heard about you + pops (well I was holding up yr feet)
wait YOU were holding up my feet?!?!
and yeah, he made megan do one too, apparently!
omg ally please to post play by play accounts of work insanity!
ok seriously let’s all go watch the tv commercials at the hirshhorn tonite
man the bride did a keg stand
those poor clevelanders were not ready to party with us at all
yo dudes whats the happs
dudes I found scale figures to use when I do drawings of the bar:
WHERE IS EVERYONE
being mucked around by HP
the sauce?
im luxuriating with some airborne and a cut-and-paste job of a working paper.
can we get hunan sometime soon, downtowners? theres something about the gradually warming weather that makes hunan irresistible.
no the large IT provider. I want to buy a server from them and have it shipped to belgium, the UK won’t do that and I can’t call them in belgium as the number in belgium doesn’t take international calls.
yes hunan like friday? it’s supposed to be like 70 degrees.
what kind of number doesn’t TAKE international calls?
my new office is going to be above the arlington Melting Pot guys
oh man fondue friday happy hour has to occur at least once, i don’t care if it is in arlington
wait not this friday for hunan, i just realized i have a stupid ass retarded dumb meeting.
i will hunan yes anytimes
DAMMIT anytime before that?
i just found out an hour ago that the movers are coming to move me back downstairs. i’ve got PLENTY of time to pack up my shitty little cubicle assuming i don’t have to take any of my files from my cabinet or fromt the lateral. which is what i’m assuming because otherwise there’s no way to do it.
maybe thurs i could do hunan? wednesday is out too because of stupid lame gay retard meeting ;_;
WHY ALL MEETINGS MUST BE SCHEDULED AT LUNCHTIME WHEN NO LUNCH IS PROVIDED: MYSTERY.JPG
let’s hunan sometimes, yeah. this week. i can do any day this week.
thursday hunan is in stone creeps
dear thursday dumplings,
YOU ARE MINE, ALL MINE!!!!
love
MW
no i get at least two of them!

ok fine you can have all the dumplings, just don’t do THAT again

this is the cutest ever
haha totally awesome seagal is old
PLS MR HP I WANT TO GIVE YOU MONEY SO YOU CAN GIVE ME 1xNAS SERVER WITH A WARRANTY VALID IN BELGIUM.
no this is the cutest ever

brent: jesus christ, someone help me, what the hell have i done?
megan: WAAA WAAA WAAA WAAAA WAAA WAAA WAAAA ETC
this job shit is going to drive me bonkers i swear to god
so when they were like “how about the big boys position” and you were like “how about you learn to shot paying me at ANY of these positions” what was the response? Besides UH
it was UH.jpg
hahaha quelle histoire belge quoi
Respond with tuomas_sundae.jpg.
yaaaaow.png

i like the idea of having meetings that only consist of holding up print outs of jpgs, i think on wednesday i will bring sciUHnceschefter.jpg and just hold that up when asked questions.
I back that, I had a conversation in catlolz yesterday. I got pissy and sent him “LOVE IS OVER” and he was all “i tinked we were bffs til now” and I clevery riposted with “KNOT RLY”. I think we got bored and caffeine-freaked right about then and moved onto something else like the schizos we are.
To recap:
#1

#2

#3

love is over=awesome! that cat looks so chill: “Oh well, I’m at the bottom of a garbage can.”
guys you want to recheck my flickr about now
otm
truth was told.
dude!
guys i don’t feel like doing work at all what with the “not getting paid” thing and all that.
lol @ yet another “we’re looking into it” e-mail from finance
fuck this place

sciUHnce magazine’s most competent employee
dudes this thread takes a long time to load.
this day, also, has taken a very long time.
Dear MW,
Please to remember to stop by awesome newstand and purchase a bust for me. Thanky!
waht
notes on today:
1. marketing dude, if you do not stop smacking your gum which is very loud to me even when you’re facing the opposite direction 30 feet away, I will strike you in the back of the head with a TOMBOT wedding roundhouse.
2. getting down to the nitty gritty with current job vs. other job. Need to have a couple conversations with a couple people but it’s already stressing me out.
3. new pumas, I love you.
4. mustard is awesome.
5. I swear to god I already done warned you, marketing dude.
waht tombot you no get busts for Ally? Ladies love the bust!
i just got an incomprehensible email about websites corrupting this lady’s fonts and please to forward the message to the correct person and she has gotten the rate already. i e-mail her back “oh god how did this get here i am not good with computer” + cathead.jpg y/n
that cathead cat is so amazing looking
katie i already checked no new bust 4 u @newsstand=
sadfacejpg.
also re: busts

^^^ i love this one, tom pick it up for me!!!
i hate that
is that who i think it is???
GET THOSE MOTHERFUCKIN SITH OFF THE MOTHERFUCKIN DEATH STAR
that’s not tubgirl, that’s samuel l. jackson
tell this lady that crime scene investigation revealed her fonts to have been corrupted several hours ago.
tell this lady the rate
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isn’t the only thing she’s gotten already.
omfg ok that was pretty much great, it has never occurred to me to have caruso emoticons
A+ tombot would buy beers again
we should have a daltrey emoticon too
/^o^\
YAAAOW
(somebody please make a better daltrey emoticon)
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woah ok that ain’t it.
i think you should go with that one, dude
um yeah that is the one emoticon that resmbles RD less than mine dude
KERTWANG
it was supposed to be a swinging microphone. don’t make me wipe your map, PS.
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And for those of you (If anyone) who remembers when I first got Demise, you may have noticed I stopped ranting about it, but it is as worth it as ever to get it. I just started playing it this weekend again, after installing the DTR free expansion. And it’s well worth it. If ever you are bored with demise, just wipe your map file, and start anew with the same characters. It’s not really a bad thing at all. If you hit a teleporter on level 2 or 3 with a level 30, it’s more interesting a challenge to get them out than if you were down on level 6 or 7.
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Song of the Day is The Outsider by A Perfect Circle.
Did you get that from Mildred Bonk’s blog?

what
ok that rules
guys creepy serial killer types are favoring pictures of bridesmaid s4rah on flickr, should i let her know to watch out for murder y/n
keep your eyes peeled
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for murder
who, Tom Brady?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/63302703@N00/
8[
all of those photos appear to be “last known picture of...”
also, his groups he is a member of for those of you who cannot see the photos but can read the page for some reason 8[
also there is now some random firefighter dude going through my flickr pointing out all the photos you can see my bra in.
Sarah, they’re probably favoring her photos because she’s STACKED and they’re half falling out of her strapless dress in the reception photos. I mean, I don’t even go for girls and I was a little riveted.