guys i’m listening to shake yr hips by the stones and i can’t get over how boring and stupid this fucking repetitive bullshit is

ill go by tamale sometime ally

dear god,

please take care of our little eggplant

love,

zr

guys i’m listening to shake yr hips by the stones and i can’t get over how boring and stupid this fucking repetitive bullshit is

— FERAL YOUTHS (reduhnekkisssss...), March 14th, 2007. (gbx)

WHO IS FERAL YOUTHS? BAN HIM

oh yo kevin if by some horrible accident of horror i am still at this job around summertime i’ll be headed out yr way for a conference and you gotta get beerz with me and we need to go see shows and stuff

totally.

guys i’m listening to shake yr hips by the stones and i can’t get over how boring and stupid this fucking repetitive bullshit is

— FERAL YOUTHS (reduhnekkisssss...), March 14th, 2007.

DIE YOU AWFUL JIZZHEAD

also bros, please drink all of my booze and eat all of my food and pawn my jewels

you sure ally???

in yr house

pwnin yr joolz

sure! i love superchunk

lolz

can someone tell me how to delete led zeppeling from my hard drive??

dear everyone

i am still here. you are welcome to do that but i have no jewels.

sincerely,

a. millar esq

ps fuck superchunk you homos

BYE FOR REAL THIS TIME, PLAY THE WII IF YOU WANT AT MY HOUSE WHILE I’M GONE, AND DRINK SOME WINE. THERE IS ALSO HUNGARIAN LEFT OVERS IN THE FRIDGE (THAT IS PROBABLY ONLY FOOD IN HOUSE) SO EAT THAT TOO. :D

24 HOUR PARTY WII-PLE

lolz

i hope your plane crashes, hotlips.

FRIDAY HAPPY HOUR AT ALLYZAYS & TOMBOTS

fuck this weather

YEAH, OHH YEAH

impostor

designer impostor

OTM

I SHOUTED OUT, WHO KILLED ALLYZAY

WHEN AFTER ALL IT WAS YOU AND ME

BECAUSE WE ARE ALL DR. MORBIUS, DUH

THIS THREAD IS MY ART DO YOUR WORST ARIEL

dudes i have boredomitis

IF YOU COMPLAIN ONCE MORE

YOU’LL MEET AN ARMY OF MORBIUS

r u contagious cuz i got it too ;_1

i think my case is terminal.

POP GOES THE WEASEL CAUSE THE WEASEL GOES POP

guys i’ve been diagnosed with the rockin pneumonia

i have to see a specialist in zurich

i’ve been referred to a “dr. john”

AS LONG AS HE PRESCRIBES ME PILLZ.

COME ON DOWN TO THE STORE

come on baby let’s go downtown, let’s go let’s go let’s go downtown

I KNOW A BETTER TV

WHERE THERE’S A WHOLE LOT TO SEE

man my brother used to look SO much like MC serch

MC BLAM

someday ill scan in some old pictures when i go home to my parents’ house

omg i went all in on this more coffee and i think i’m going to have run a billion miles this afternoon

Orval is my new favourite beer.

If I bitched about my ex here, would she find out?

in all seriousness gbx who are you? i know yr login name from noize but i dont know where you or your myspace is or even your christian name

i know the internet is for anonymity and im cool with all that too though just curious and bored

He is a conundrum wrapped in an enema!

No, wait—

hooray laurel made it!

we migrated back to england! or something

You all are just making your detox worse, you know. Methadone is just as hard to kick as the junk and cold turkey is the only way.

no way this feels good is that a baby on the ceiling

mmmm cold Turkey

hi there i don’t have a myspace or a christian name but i used to live in chicago and now live in montana and also am an otter

one little glass won’t hurt

yeah, all yr friends are doing it

i tried to get a myspace once but zegemabeach was already taken ;_;

gbx is an awesome dude who went to my high school approx. a billion years after me, Fluffy Bear, John and Sara R-C.

are you guys talking about awesome dudes?

bigtime

yes we nominate you for our leader, ZR

I LOVE AWESOME DUDES

AWESOME DUDES ARE SO AWESOME

awesome dude 8080

i am getting drunk on coffee holy shit

ed OTM upthread re: Orval. I’m more into Duvel but man Orval is a fine fine beer.

coffee is awesome

Coffee >>>>>>>>> life.

totally

coffee is fucking me up!

i might have to smoke a bowl to round out the hippy eightball

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ugh, i can barely keep my head upright i’m so tired. it just keeps lolling from one shoulder to the other making a quick dip towards my chest before i over compensate and almost give myseslf whiplash.

naw dude smoke the j, you’ve earned it

Dan, teh Gzeus died for your sins.

HEY HOLYSHIT MY USERNAME IS FUNNY AGAIN.

how am i supposed to study for this doctor school test if my eyeballs keep moving like this fast

I AM PONTIUS PIRATE, ARRRRRR

gbx i mean

i’ve done that before, v. fun

HI DERE

gbx, just vibrate the book at the same speed.

HI DAR1A

that is a good idea but i think it will make my arms tired

sandbox is totally ILX party line

we’re kind of like the morlocks to ilx 2’s eloi

lol u a nerd

ok fine fine fine, we’re kind of like the morbii to ilx 2’s eloi

Should I have a half-handful choc covered espresso beans and then try to go to first-ever bikram yoga class? Or will I die?

i prefer to think of us as dimension x

xp oh man, your heart will explode!

DO IT

laurel i say yes to half-handful choc covered espresso beans

yeah do it, for science. the world must know.

listen to john wesley ghost rider

should i get drunk before glass and tell poet her poem blows

ok a guy with tats and a fred durst face and a flame t-shirt just came in and ordered earl grey

xp tell her by pouring a beer on her head

MW YES YES YES YES YES

drunk before glass OTM

Should I have a half-handful choc covered espresso beans and then try to go to first-ever bikram yoga class? Or will I die?

— Laurel (sininspac...), March 14th, 2007. (Laurel)

oh laurel! you know me and CBG had our first date at bikram yoga? it was 115 and i passed out, but totally fun.

115º

I was never sober for any evening class ever, and it worked out great for me.

Oh, sweet beautiful xpost.

just dont try to “go deep” into poses you will die