hey there captain nemo, how’s it hanging? i say st. peter’s ruby.
you don’t want to take chances 2m below sea level, y’know?
hm ok my boss is gone and i think i’m going to leave right now. any ideas as to how i should occupy myself until we get drunk?
come to my office
guys i seriously do not know how i am supposed to interview a person
Ally: You could always fall back on the ILX classic “What is the most unacceptable thing to ever come out of your ass?”
somehow i think i don’t want to know the answer
hay dudes microfilm sucks!
ain’t no microfiche i’ll fuckin tell ya that
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uhhh wtf does it mean when someone tells you you are the “closer” of the interview process and doesn’t say it like in a manner that implies you are the last person in line but rather that you are meant to be mariano rivera.
i do not understand
hey guys i have to do an interview in like 20 minutes and just got it sprung on me now!!!!
my boss tried to do that to me.. i gracefully declined to attend the interview, saying that i wouldn’t know how to answer her questions because i don’t know how we work together anymore & also i couldn’t really encourage the interviewee to come work here
ally that means you say to the person ‘so do you have any questions for us?’ and then you answer their questions or sit in uncomfortable silence for a while & then show them out
hmmm. i was considering flashing him and seeing if that got me fired but i think your idea is probably more sound.
I hope your interviewee shows up 40 min early so you can give him/her the heave-ho
it’s not like a group interview, it is like one by one btw so i don’t know what anyone else has already asked or will ask or anything.
“so like hey what do you think of bruce springsteen? yeah that’s cool. do you like coffee? how about beer? i see you used to be a un translator so excuse me but wtf r u doin here? really? do you like pandas?”
ask the interviewee if the others told him/her how FUCKING AWFUL life is at 5C13NC3
last question’s gonna catch him!
yeah fuck a person who likes pandas
ALLY THROW YR SLIDER
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BRIAN WINS THE INTERNET GOOD GAME EVERYONE LET’S GO HOME
all right folks, brian’s won the internet for today, so i’ll be taking my leave. when next i see you...i will be drunk
cannot breathe omfg
ok, i’m really amazed at how quickly adam schefter posted that to his blog
text and concept courtesy alex & ally
i’m amazed at how quickly we all check adam schefter’s blog
if i ever go to nu-nu-ilx that picture will be all i post
he does control the internet, is the thing
btw it is now hanging on my desk, thanks brian :D
i love this internets
lol i do not think my interview showed up hooray!!!
man everything got really awesome today right around twenty minutes ago
i got a new showerhead! :D
i bought a new camera :D
I got a Fresca!
we are all winners, today
This is my last day in current jobbie! New jobbie starts Monday!!!!
i got 2 cds from alternative tentacles mail order!
i only work two days next week, then I’m on vacation for a week!
my foot fell asleep!
i’m drinking beer already!
splitting in 5 minutes!
fuck u guys!
argh I may never get off this fucking conference call! but i will come as soon as I can
DRINK! DRINK! DRINK! DRINK! DRINK DRINK! DRINK! DRINK!
argh i will never get rid of this cold. i feel like SHIT
zr did say he already procured the good table so there’s no huge rush, he’s holding shit down
i think i’m dying
i felt like that for about 3–4 weeks but i feel ok now! you’ll be ok!
fuck u guys!
is that you, brooklyn wizard?
dudes akron/family bit dick tonight
orly? sorry!
uh, well....i kind of...sold my soul to the devil.
Does anyone want (2) free tickets to Shakespeare (Richard 3) today at 2 p.m. The snow is conspiring to keep us in VA. Let me know!
Never mind, we just donated the tix back to the theater. Fuck you Virginia!
I totally died this weekend, fyi
as a result of snow i think christian now has to live with us
sorry you missed ghost rider, dude!!! but yeah the killing ourselves thing is not the greatest every day plan, i’m realizing myself.
I have concluded that my body can withstand excessive alcohol OR lack of sleep, but not both. Welcome to AGING.
mine is still withstanding but i think it’s really causing mental problems or something because i’ve become 17x stupider than previously believed over the past month, in my calculations. brain cells, dying, etc.
whenever i’m in a particuarly foul mood & unable to deal with work/anything else it’s usually lack of sleep
i don’t really like to have that much alcohol either..
my voice is still fucked up.
hmm. is it too late to give up drinking for lent? Oh I guess it is OH WELL.
christian now sounds like johnny cash, it’s rad
EVERYONE
WE ARE POSSIBLY GOING TO DO THE WICKER MAN
TODAY
BECAUSE THE SATTELITE IS OUT
BRAVE THE BLIZZARD, IT WILL BE AWESOMES
by possibly i mean it’s on RIGHT NOW btw
hey blackheart is yr daddy home
does he treat you right, do you have a soul
my skull’s on fire
ohhhh i’m ghost rider
Watch these all right now
lolololololol x800 at Nic Cage kickboxing Leelee Sobieski
also there is no way bruce springsteen ghost rider will stop being funny
ok i’m bored so i went ahead and made a flickr account. one day it will have pictures on it that do not involve drinking
i do not remember being in any of this pictures
srsly, i have no recollection of my picture being taken even once at nick’s party, and yet there i am in pete’s eventual new myspace picture
dude no offense but i don’t think pete is going to change his myspace pic to a photo of you and tom.
by eventual i meant “45 seconds from now because he’s at my apartment changing it as i type this”
hahahahahaha yeah i just saw that
hey dudes we are at alex’s RIGHT NOW THE INTERNET HAS COME TO LIFE AND IT IS HORRRRRRRIBLE
now being interviewed on tv: leonardo dicaprio, oscar nominee for BLOOD DIAMOND
jeez, i thought those jerks would never leave
OH SHIT I’M HAVING DIRTBIKE FRIEND WITHDRAWAL SOMEONE COME GET DRUNK WITH ME ASAP
otm ;_;
somehow i have avoided drinking today tho!!!
“Your soul has been tainted by the blood of the innocent. Look into my eyes and feel their pain.”
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
http://imdb.com/title/tt0259324/trivia
^^omg at pretty much all of this
Nicolas Cage’s computer generated skull was made from a three dimensional x-ray taken of his actual skull.
Nicolas Cage wrote sections of the script.
Nicolas Cage had to have his Ghost Rider tattoo covered with make-up in order to play Johnny Blaze (Ghost Rider).
^^^ this just blew my mind
Continuity: When Johnny and Mack are talking after Mack turns off the chimp video, Johnny has his martini glass of jellybeans. The shot over Mack’s shoulder shows the top layer of jellybeans is almost all yellow, most notably the beans nearest to Johnny. In the reverse shot (as Johnny’s speaking and the shot switches to a low shot near the arm of the chair) there are red jellybeans that should be visible in the other shot, but are not.
Can Ghost Rider get hurt or is he invincible?
Not by humans really. But in the movie he is knifed by a thug and has to get stiches, but later in the movie the entire police squad opens fire on him and he isnt hurt at all. He shrugs it off and needs no medical attetion. This is another small error in one great movie.
stiches
i’m sleeping with the wrong girls dc, someone help me out here.
askin the wroooong thread
WE’RE ALL DOING THAT
i dunno, mw’s pretty otm
ok maybe he can offer advice?
to all of us, i mean!!