wait we’re having pizza at my house?? :\

that is a meh plan

where else to eat pizza? i say brian’s apartment, he has more liquor.

i don’t know where to eat pizza!! i guess if ppl say “house pizza” i can get beers on way home

also

balthazar gettyquipped with bubble lead

hahahahahahahaha

omg my day just got awesome thanks to Dirtybird Records releasing a 6-pack of “The Whistler” remixes. THANK YOU!!!

my house is available for all this pizza parties but I won’t be home for an hour

actually wtf am i talking about i’ll be sitting here at the computer working for at least another 45 minutes i might as well just order myself one.

sad story, dudes ;_; i guess i will just make my own dinner

planning thread

I don’t know what the hell the plan is but I appear to be the only person who was let out of his office before 6pm so I just threw that out there. it’s kinda lame to be in this position actually if you guys want to know. I guess it’s lamer being stuck at work. I’ma go empty the dishwasher, work on plaque song “lyrics” in my head

OMG YOU FUCKER JUST FINISH READING MY GODDAMN STORY IT SCANS LIKE A DREAM OF EXCELLENCE ALL RIGHT?

so i guess you guys aren’t going to go practice tonite.

i don’t know, tom do you have like a latest possible time to have to leave by?

honey do you want to eat pizza together and then I go “practice” with Zack after that, and come home a little later?

god that sounded horrendous

yeah that’s totally fine

homos

DAEREST ZR

U CAN ALSO EAT PIZZA WITH US JUST REMIND TOM TO NOT PUT MEAT ON THE F’ING THING.

HEARTS

ALLY

awesome we’re gonna have a pizza threesome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8Y_vEKbZhU

^^^dear tom and zr please make yr song like this

or at least shout “WE MAKE HOLES IN TEETH”

HOORAY BEER

otm

hooray being done with work as of right now, wtf at this long, boring, slow-ass day

yeah otm to that

ok i think i’m going to be subjected to cats playing baseball again

HOORAY PIZZA

FUCK U

dude there is like 8 pizzas here, stop by and have a slice

^ there’s one like this at Ian J’s job

The thing I’m worried about on the nu ilx—is that you can’t put in a fake e-mail? The direct link to your real e-mail is there for anyone?

nah its a direct link to annoying webmail with captcha (even for loggedin)

pizza party over ;_;

i’m drinking a gimlet and listening to darlington country, this is pretty awesome.

soon i will have to go to “meridian house” and interact with the biggest douchebags in the city tho ;_;

what a sad, sad story

if it makes you feel better i had to listen to a conversation about whether or not alton brown’s tits were more annoying than rachael ray’s.

wait a minute, this party is right across the park from my apartment :D

i would be unsettled, knowing so many douchebags were right across the street from me

wait i live next door to the childe harold what am i talking about

it means i don’t have to take a cab, tho, is the thing. and also at any point i can just walk back here, pour another gimlet, and listen to “no surrender.”

I AM OUT OF BEER

GUESS IT’S HARD LIQUOR O’CLOCK

I am gonna go to the new hot dog/sausage place across from amsterdam falafel and then to the champagne bar in the basement of Napoleon. I predict 50% of these places will be good, but I don’t know which.

champagne bar??

http://youtube.com/watch?v=u02ulEWq4cA

gay

champagne bar in the basement of the newly opened Napoleon, a few doors down from Bedrock Billiards in the space that used to be Mantis. It’s owned by the same people as Cafe Bonaparte in gtown.

i do not understand the comments on that youtube video at all

i don’t appreciate the prejudice on this thread.

Made in a little bit funky style, that bass sounds good..

Tombot, I don’t know what you did, but it looks much better over there. Or maybe it’s just my work vs. home computer.

IN THE WEE WEE HOURS

YR MIND GETS HAZY

RADIO RELAY TOWERS

LEAD ME TO MY BABY

Well a person can work up a mean, mean thirst

After a hard day of nothin’ much at all

hey alex thanks for coming and meeting me at the bar and bringing 150 of your douchebag friends.

:D

Stayin’ out late tonight

won’t be gettin’ sleep

RIP THAT GLASS I JUST BROEK

whoo boy here comes the maudlin

yo im sleepy

as it turns out, there’s a good reason why people don’t drink straight bitters. 20 dashes of Regan’s Orange did not leave the best aftertaste, but I’ll try again with some other varieties.

Yeah, i was gonna ask how that one worked out.

sounds like a fool’s gambit

Guys I saw j.lu on the bus this a.m.—hopefully she will join us at BH for apres-work beerz!

who the hell is j. lu

last night:

From: Brian Miller

If the gala is too gay for you i’m heading to the basement champagne bar of napoleon on columbia

From: a_p

THAT’S WHERE THE AFTERPARTY FOR THIS THING IS no joke

From: Brian Miller

oh wtf

dude j.lu is like the most xtreme old-skool dcilxor—don’t be hatin’!

she was here before you could READ!

she was here before there even WAS an ilx!

“jokes that were funny before coffee” is my favorite new wonkette category.

i like the insinuation that MW learned to read AFTER ilx came into being

who said i was hatin’ i was not hatin

i was reading dick and jane at age 1.5.

bummer dude, i was gonna get the bros to chip and get you a pretty badass “most improved” trophy

guys i have a question. if you are an actress, and you are going to get naked in a movie, do you warn your dad first, so he can choose to not see your movie? y/n

nb there’s no actual reason i’m asking this, in case anyone is wondering what movie i am starring in

ZR I think we should consider auditioning for a screaming bitch idiot to front our act. I forgot to tell you that, about 75% of the vocals on the IM tracks (“no tight pants” excepted) are by my old bipolar film student buddy Bri4n, we gave him no other responsibilities than to screech and mutter into an SM58 I jacked from the radio station and it enabled myself and wolfgang to get on with the “atmospherics”

^^^BEST POST EVER

Michael Madsen refuses to watch the movies his sister’s been naked in, so I assume she either warns him or he makes sure to find out early through an advanced network of hollywood contacts

excuse me but i’d like to be considered for position of “screaming bitch idiot”

boy you sure know everything about virginia madsen!!

12 hour weekend shifts will do that to a man

hm, a screaming bitch idiot...if only there were a location, a location on the internet, where we might be able to find one of these people. perhaps even many of these people.

but no, i don’t even know what such a place would look like.

TOMBOT and ZR make some noize ft. vocals by Ann Coulter

AHEM

you’re gonna have to do better than that

yeah audition on the thread!

that skank’s too busy being pimped by her publisher on every talk show depraved enough to have her, we should go for michelle malkin instead.

also “vent moonbat fast” wouldn’t be too bad for a song title

AHEM

OH GOD WE’RE MOVING TO ARLINGTON NOOOO THEY BE STEALIN MY LAST SCANT VESTIGES OF DESIRE TO WORK HERE

SERIOUSLY PLEASE SOMEONE KILL ME OR FIND ME A NEW JOB MAYBE THE LATTER OVER THE FORMER BUT WVS YR CALL

patsy e. smith still kills me

also wtf zr. do you want to come work with me, we can be cubicle mates and go smoke together and lunch together and everything. they’re not exactly picky right now, no experience required.

dang zack that sucks, although my new job is going to be in arlington too, maybe we could lunch together, and pretend it is hunan

AR DO

LING = NOT

TON WANT

well that spacing just didn’t work out at all, now did it?

haha what’s up squirrel police?

“ton want”

ZR, what about the work from home thing? Will they let you do that???

haha yeah ZR can get a job where he says SCIENCE THIS IS ZACK when he picks up the phone

Also: tombot is yr new gig a done deal? No mo LM?