kevin is totally right, ally. you gotta get that paper.
yeah, seriously ally, that is utter and complete bullshit. DO NOT stand for that crap because if you lay down for this they will fuck you over 4 ways from sunday. and i’m not even 100% sure what that means but i believe it 100%.
wait, do not stand because if you lay down for this...?
i should learn to speak english one of these days.
PAPERCLIP MAN
U R AN AWESOME SONG WHEN I AM ANGRY
there’s not much i can do about it, i mean hr didn’t want to give me the back pay to begin with
call the irs and see what they say.
i wouldn’t give your real name and maybe borrow a cell phone to do it though.
hahaha
i’ll tell them i’m schefter
So y’all are gonna stay over here? I got weirded out in the middle of registering for the other place and gave off.
I never do the intro part of resumes. Just start off with my name address and schooling.
it is kind of amazing how much your hr and finance people totally blow ass in every direction whenever possible over there
do we know any lawyers besides gabbneb? we should find out at what point it is appropriate to bring suit against an employer for unpaid wages and commissions
YEAH, what he said is what i would have said if i wasn’t both half asleep and a moron.
xpost.
i could talk to lisa but i don’t think it’s her type of law and also this is just retarded and not worth my time. i’m going to type up my letter of resignation and get out.
what do you think the chances are of Bill and Ian both getting themselves fired because when you quit the magazine goes right the fuck out of business entirely?
well if the magazine goes out of business, they technically would be laid off, not fired.
boourns
what if the magazine goes out of business and the building collapses? then do they get fired?
charltonlido is crying alone becaus eI insulted his manhood.
BTW hilarious workplace story of my day is that one of the incident handlers we laid off two weeks ago is back in the office working for the same subcontractor as before but now he’s our arcsight “support engineer” in training, on a different contract, but he sits in here with us. He had to get a new badge photo taken. Jesus Christ this place.
i think, for my health, i am NOT going out anywhere tonight, but people are free to come over for drinks and movies and whatever, kind of like what i intended to do last night before the black cat gin madness.
i heard this link is what happened in yr apartment last night
OMG JUST GOT CELL PHONE BILL OMG OMG
FUCK YOU WORK CONFERENCE CALLS! FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU!!!
oh shit.
no no wait you do NOT pay for those
wait, yeah, you should be reimbursed by your company
Hell, my company reimburses me for excessive blackberry ilxing whilst on holiday in switzerland.
blackberry ilxing whilst on holiday in switzerland
DORK KLANG
from 3400 m.ü.M.
how did you insult manhood?
my internship consists of endlessly filling out excel spreadsheets.
i hate excel spreadsheets. i have not had to interact with one (until now) for the past 5 or so years.
wait, what is on these spreadsheets??
I insinuated that he didn’t know one end of a spade from t’other.
first spreadsheet project: government docs
second spreadsheet project: electronic reference sources
i don’t understand that insult
yeah that is a weird slight.
It extends further than that;
However, I can drive this:
Mr lido is confused by payphones.
i believe he wasn’t really that confused by the phone; i mean i was there, when it happened. i think this is all overrated, the phone confusion thing. mythical status attributed to the mundane; i believe he was looking at a sticker on the phone.
or, he was confused by the phone, either way.
This isn’t technically funny or clever or anything but it stuck in my head so I made it into a thingie. plus, bored. oh well time to go home!
Fuck, I have turned into milo. Oh well, at least there is gin.
Kudos, Tom.
TOMBOT, I would go see that movie.
ed, maybe this will cheer gareth up after your vile insults.
WAIT I FOUND THE REAL PHOTO
finally :D
i thought you all might like to see my notes from a meeting i attended today. try to figure out, if you can, exactly where my inability to stay awake while remaining relatively motionless in a darkened room rears its ugly head:
important time for the fda, not just for the fda as a gov’t agency...in recent eyars fda hsb een faced wiht both new and more common or old problem—funding, one that we are continuing to ignore at our peril—safety, credibility—conflic of interst advisory comm’s, independence of leadership and inapproprate pressures on staff—can fda do the job tha twe the public ask it to do? the fda staff deserve the rep they’ve earned...as prof, capabe and extremely dedicated public servants—need to recruit and retain more of them—this is a goal—to have a strong and effective fda, one that is science-based and fulfills the mission laid out fo rit—leg is now pending reg. user fees, product sfety, coi and scientific integrity
we may not have the opportunity to affect it again for several more years—
ruuth katz—
jjane henney—un. cinn—1999–2001 fda comm.—
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RELIEF! Our admin just informed me, after looking at my bill, that it was “not much at all” and that I am to put in for the entire overage amt, not just the calls for work. Apparently someone on our staff (she did not say who) regularly—as in, every month—puts in for like $400 bucks in cell charge reimbursement (instead of just having a fucking company phone, like everyone else).
Yes siree, puttin’ the “N” in “Non-profit” over here, folks. . .
http://www.ilxor.com:8080/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=44&threadid=1288#unread
guys this is the only good thread on nu-nu-ilx
hahahahahaha best poll ever
ok my bro just told me a story about how his roommate somehow managed to BURN MASHED POTATOES which is physically impossible unless he actually set them on fire and i’m no longer sure i understand america at all.
ok my bro just told me a story about how his roommate somehow managed to BURN MASHED POTATOES which is physically impossible unless he actually set them on fire and i’m no longer sure i understand america at all.
probably used too much lighter fluid. i’ve done that before.
ugh i’m supposed to go this event/dinner/party tonight, where i will probably be photographed and end up in the pages of some shitty magazine read by old rich white ladies in virginia, and i haven’t shaved/showered since... like last thursday? probably?
DIRTBAG STYLEE.
(I hate to get all meta and shit but y’all heard that the sandbox is going to be deleted, yes?)
(xpost) haha alex you’re already in their photo directory
WHAT?
yeah we’re dead-enders, dan.
NO IMG SRC, NO CREDIBILITY
up until 3 days ago i was rockin the handlebar moustache until my friend lisa said the only person who was likely to find it attractive would probably be a memeber of the greek navy. then her husband came in and said he was diggin’ the ‘stache. roffles ensued.
i shaved off the handlebar portion and now am sporting the standard issue cop/dick broom moustache.
WHY DELETE THE SANDBOX? WHAT POSSIBLE SENSE COULD THAT MAKE?
wait what? srsly?
You’re dropping the sandbox?
er, obviously, dude. WTF would be the point of two ILXes?
the sandbox was originally meant to be a code testing ground. that was all.
then, during the ILX outage of late last year, it became a replacement ILX.
again, when JW ensured the real ILX1 got closed for good, this became the real ILX.
now the real ILX is back. once the apache issues are fixed so everyone can connect (mitya and noodle vague, for instance, can’t get in at all) this will be closed down.
— grimly fiendish (simonmai...), February 22nd, 2007.
(were you a yea or a nay?)
oy
midget woman, or on her knees?
shout-out to dead grandather wankette for the suit tho!
(xpost ed i’m 8 feet tall)
oh well, good knowing you all!
Hey, midget lady, turtleneck?
dead grandfather wankette=very funny
haha omg @ suit
this job would be so much more agreeable if i didn’t have to actually interact with anyone else in this building (at a minimum) and if i could blast the minutemen at top volume all day.
all jobs would be more agreeable if that were true, kevin
that suit is a) seriously my dead grandfather’s and b) the greatest thing i own
this is pretty much the only picture of me ever taken that i like:
WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE IN A CORDUROY SUIT DRINKING A BLACK AND TAN RIDING AN EXERCISE BIKE?
uhhh a little big there, whoops
JESUS YOU ARE ALL SO YOUNG (except maybe kevin???)
no, mw and tom are super old too
“super-old” = 4 years younger than me???? *dies of arthritis*
BITE ME ALLYZAY
so am i the only one who’s middle aged here?
ok, i really didn’t mean to inspire some sort of existential crisis in everyone by posting a funny picture of myself drinking a black and tan and riding an exercise bike
i like the picture—no crisis here! I still look good!
I hope to God I’m not middle-aged yet. I don’t have the dosh to support the mid-life crisis.
does dosh mean butt?
i think you look like ira kaplan!
i don’t see myself making 68 let alone living past it so i’m guessing i’m at least middle aged. but i’m totally cool with that. age is just a number, etc. etc.
i might feel differently if i didn’t have the maturity level of a 15 year old.
My butt can support not only a mid-life crisis but an entire badonkadonk-deprived nation.
a chicken in every pot, junk in every trunk
dan, that is an exagerration.
ONE NATION
UNDER MY ASS
^^^ A+#1 PRESIDETN, WOULD VOET AGAIN
so we’re going to stay here as long as possible, right?
Wait Dan are you saying YOUR BUTT CAN SAVE AMERICA????
zr of course we are, wtf
ok kool thing :D
dan, can your ass fix ilx?
10am meetings which you’re totally not ready for that the client pushes back to 2:30 are AWESOME.
Right now it can’t be bothered (it should also be writing a status report due in 6 minutes, oops).
i wish i was hungover right now. cause that would mean i was doing something other than sorting laundry last night. or at least i would have had more fun while sorting laundry last night.
also, i burned the equals lp last night with the intention of uploading it this morning but then i forgot my ipod on my coffee table. maybe tomorrow.
i need
more cigarettes
more cigarettes
i need
ok
someone from a “407” area code which appears to be disneyworld has been calling me incessantly for the past, oh, 4 weeks. never, ever leaves a message, calls at least 5 times per day. i do not answer phone calls from people i do not know because A) i hate phones B) every time i’ve done such a thing it’s been a horrible terrifying ex calling me to bitch out on something or another anyway. but now, i am not answering purely out of spite.
is this the incorrect instinct?? i’m wondering if it is perhaps tony dungy, calling me from disneyworld, offering me a coaching position, and i am blowing my chances.