peapod man, peapod man

EAT THE PEAPOD MAN

i went to that website but they wanted to charge me for full access

zelda in the legend of zelda games is named after f. scott fitzgerald’s wife

everyone fucking knows that

good thing he didn’t marry someone named Gwendolyn.

so we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the minish realm

^^^that might be the single nerdiest thing i’ve ever posted

so we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly...miami style

fuck that green light

AIN’T NOBODY WATCHING RUN IT!

RED RED LIGHT RUN IT

HAIRCUT NAZI

uuuuh tape’s rolling

SO WHAT

i’m in love with a girl who works at the store but i’m nothing but a CUSTOMER

i love this thread so much today

written 20 mins after we recorded it

ILL TAKE SUGARLESS

Title: good

Song: Kinda

Every

bodythat’sonmyblock

TOMMY SAYS SO! TOMMY SAYS SO! TOMMY SAYS SO! SO! SO! SO WHAT

irresponsibility’s my closest friend

Carelessisthewayi’llstay

and new york city? i guess it’s cool when it’s dark

:D :D :D :D

(also: all right...if you like SAXOPHONES)

WAAHAAAAAHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOallnightlongyougottaHOLDONyougottaHOLDON

YOU GOTTA RATTLESNAKE

YEAH YOU GOTTA RATTLESNAKE

HELLLOOO, THIS IS THE MINNEAPOLIS POLICE, THE PARTY IS OVER

you guys are being pretty awesome today, i just wanted to say

SOMETHIN TO HUSKER

well thanks to ZR for finally being the guy who makes a reference to a song I’ve actually heard and remember

this is all kind of exactly like being at a bar with you people but there’s no beer for me to stare into while you guys know all the lyrics

;_1

true fact: I do not own Stink

DUDE GIMME TEN MINUTES I’LL SENDSPACE THAT SHIT MW

THEY SAY “NO UFO”

MAYBE YOU SEE THEM FLY

Cool. I’m just a cheapskate. It has what five songs and I couldn’t be bothered to spend the ten bucks, and I loved Sorry Ma & Hootenanny so goddamn much.

yeah dude you need to own stink it’s super! “kids don’t follow,” and “go” and “GOD DAMN JOB” are so so so so rad

i’ve heard goddamn job i think but that’s it.

my mom wouldn’t let me go see them in high school during the Don’t Tell A Soul tour. I’m probably better off for it.

my mom wouldn’t let go see U2 during the popmart tour. i’m definitely better off for it.

let me, rather

lol @ U2

lol @ us all

“YEAH MEXICAN BAR MITZVAH”

“Asking Me Lies” Replacements=WORST LYRICS EVER

hahaha mw i’m also sending you an awesome live track from the DTAS tour

i’m so bored

but still laughing over the popmart tour thing

I am going to start a band called “LOL @ U2”

Does anyone have When The Shit Hits The Fans? I’ve never heard that.

I don’t watch the TV, I watch the clock

Party goin’ up there on the block

The neighbors complain that they can hear

I smoke my cigarettes, drink my cola

I need more cigarettes

More cigarettes, I need

Everybody’s waiting, sitting on a stool

Black leather jacket and she’s oh so cool

Everybody’s waiting, they better show

Chased out back all the way home

At six o’clock batten the hatches

We got cigarettes but ain’t got no matches

I put some holes in my filter, holes in my head

I better ??? , I’m reading in bed

I need more cigarettes

Give me more cigarettes, I need

Gotta get more cigarettes

i had shit hits the fans on CASSETTE TAPE (the only format in which it was released, i believe), but no fucking clue where it is now. it’s a total novelty record, there are way more awesome ‘mats live bootlegs i could send if you wanted to hear ’em

yeah shtf is not actually very enjoyable.

oh okay, right on.

I GOTTA HIIIIIDE, I GOTTA RUUUUNNN

I TRIED SUICIDE

but that ain’t no fun

SUGAR SUGAR OH HONEY HONEY

I HATE MUSIC

brian you want me to ysi you alex chilton covering that?

ZR if you need a fishing partner, please let me know

YES

although actually my overall listening habits would make me more interested in the archies covering big star.

I WISH

wait i’m kind of with you on that, brian

man i actually really want to go fishing when it warms up is anyone interested in this?

all he wants to do is fish

additionally hiking and spending time outside again and maybe going camping?

yes on hiking

i told you like two months ago that i would go do that kind of crap! i’ve never done it, it seems fascinating?

yeah, i’ll just be in here smoking and drinking gin, have fun guys

interested in: old rag, great falls and old-growth forests in w. va (? might be plain ol virginia actually)

actually i’d totally go fishing

i finally got around to picking up the equals “baby come back” lp last week and holy christ this whole record is a gem. imagine the archies playing reggae and it TOTALLY NOT SUCKING.

if there is one thing i DO know about fishing it is that most people smoke and drink while doing it

kevin is that eddy grant’s first band?

old growth forests=yes

kevin that sounds awesome. also yes, smoking and drinking is pretty much all you do. howevs if we catch delicious wild troutses i can fillet them (or we can prep em whole as they are totally delicious either way) and make amazing mealz.

I would totally go fishing if there was an indoor option. Can you do ice fishing huts without the ice?

oh man zr you and i can do an iron chef outdoor trout!!!

also are there any bodies of water around here that have KFC popcorn shrimp?

reflecting pool on the mall, i think

dead dylan thomas, yes. i’m telling you, the b side of this record is everything that pop music should be. and all the hits are on the a side. it’s a fucking killer.

Anyone up for an irc ilc channel?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=03UsYhP5RY8

:D

The Replacements -- “I Could Never Take the Place of Your Man” (Live, 1989)

:D

(^^^ my only face for today i guess)

I Could Never Take the Place Of Your.mp3“ is a great song/file name.

And I said baby, don’t waste your bandwidth

GIS has led me to the worst indie-pr0n ever:

lapsed catholic here too

the replacements is kind of a terrible movie, i don’t know what gene hackman was doing in it

yeah it’s no marooned

what’s even worse is the they might be giants song called “hi we’re the replacements.”

btw today’s weather you are very pretty

KUDOS

never again mention they might be giants

The Replacements has a lot more rewatchability value and teaches better life lessons than Any Given Sunday, in addition to being much more closely tied to the real events in NFL history.

It does lack the eyeball pop and there’s no corrupt bastard team medic side story starring the guy who discovered AIDS

yeah matthew modine is pretty hot

I was at the black cat on saturday night and the DJ played that band that we can’t mention. That sucked.

so is al pacino, so actually that proves by science that AGS is better

xpost you should’ve killed him.