says the man posting kitty hardcore earlier on the thread
guys I just tried to help jon get a wii again and it sold out while it was in his amazon shopping cart ;_;
The library has sunlight plus some generator light scattered here and there—mainly we’re in the dark. This always happens here. But usually they don’t take over an hour to fix it.
ppl be stupid esp ppl at universities?
so true!
turns out the cure for trivia hangovers is szechuan chicken, btw
Ed, you can always try the LRB.
goddamnit i wish i had chinese food
I am so down for Mr. chen’s tonight
ZART ROBOTRON are you up for trying to jam tonight or are you also feeling a little under the weather? I’m kinda up in the air about it.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0811080/
^^^^^^ EXCUSE ME BUT WTF ARE THE WACHOWSKIS DOING ATTACHED TO THIS
the only good news about this is that Vince Vaughn is still attached to play Racer X.
a friend of mine has just finished working on a film with vince vaughn , and apparently he is a grade A coked up arsehole and that this movie (xmas movie for this year) will suck, but it does feature russian midgets.
surprise
ok who the hell thinks this
looks like an asian. Mmmmmaybe a halfy asian like Spencer Chow but he’s not japanese either.
yeah tom i dunno, it’s gross outside and i have to clean my place for $girl to come over tomorrow (although god knows wtf is up there at the mo) and i’m a little muthy so i might want to resched. for next tuesday if you could do that.
possibly more surprising was that he was seen on set snogging J3nn1fer An1ston. I don’t know they may be married for all i know.
i am just really, really angry that the attachment of the Wachowskis to this now definite project means I will be subjected to some kind of techno-metal Marilyn Manson cover of the Speed Racer song.
oh jesus I didn’t even think of that
though honestly unless it was the Coens I can’t really imagine circumstances in which that would not happen, really
they should just use the fucking Alpha Team version!!
ok Coen version of Speed Racer is even weirder than the initial Gus Van Sant version Vaughn was trying so hard to get going back in like 1997.
COEN BROS SPEED RACER YES!!!
john turturro as racer x!
no John Turturro is pretty clearly Inspector Detector in my mind.
my only hope for this movie is that the Wachowskis have the good sense to play entirely to their strength and include the Car Acrobatic Team as the main villains, and make it a movie that is entirely the flying around truck freeway chase motorcycles explosion from the Matrix.
I can imagine them telling everybody at readings to try to match the pace of the original dubbed dialogue
oh man the Car Acrobatic Team was so dangerous
The Car Acrobatic Team was capable of anything. Especially if “anything” means “flying cars”
alright i’ll stop now
if they make the mach 5 look “cool” it will be “lame”
hey dan good posts on the “irreplaceable” thread btw
FUCK YOU FEDS GETTING OFF WORK AT 2 YOU DIE NOW
wait i wanna get off work at 2
I want to burn down this building and eat the results
wait you guys get to go home at 2?? ;_;
What are the options when tripping with a nectarine pit in your vagina? Not many.
ok no
i fucking wish! instead everyone i would possibly need to talk to will be gone so i’m just going to sit here growing increasingly angry and unproductive.
waht!?
I didn’t go in to work in the first place today! of course i did work 10–12 hours/day for like a week and a half, so.. i don’t feel bad about it
wait wait wait..... federal employees in dc going home early?
well, the plus side is that will mean a quiet afternoon here.
wait so no one on this thread actually is going home at 2
no, we all are. it’s a snow day ally you get to go home WHENEVER YOU WANT JUST LEAVE
“Let’s Get It On” was playing when I walked back into my office from lunch. I felt like I was in an Ally McBeal episode.
I WILL IF THEY’RE LOOKING FOR VOLUNTEERS.
it’s not snowing outside right now! I don’t understand DC and it’s snow policies.
WAIT WANKETTE YOU ARE ALREADY AT HOME ANYWAY I DON’T TRUST YOU
home is not the native spot for teh wankette—to him “going home early” means leaving his apartment and going to a bar.
but ally it might, conceivably, snow. at some point. maybe. or water that’s falling, that could freeze. maybe. right? LOOK THE FUTURE OF THE FREE WORLD IS AT STAKE WE NEED TO CLOSE DOWN THE CITY.
well the whole close down the city for the sake of everyone is OTM but not for these “snow” reasons.
WTF? We’re closing at 3? Thanks, I can go home and read but uh, STUPID
would be awesome tho if my box o’ books from powells got here b4 then.
ahahahaha! DC and it’s snow policies. one year it snowed half an inch and I was the only one who showed up to work in my whole firm! and then my DC friends acted like I was crazy.
so tom wanna hang out?
i would stay but i have a feeling the traffic on my bus route home will be shittier tonight versus an hour from now
lololol hey i get to go home actually :D
oh my god, fuck you guys so hard
so actually dudes hang?
“getting” to leave and actually leaving are two different things, fwiw
i would be down with meeting up at some point for a little bit tho, but probably not until more like 3ish is the thing
fuck you all!
oh whatever, close up the wankette for inclement weather, if the govt is closed you have no reason to be there! PROBLEM SOLVED
INTERNET IS CLOSED GO HOME
SERIES OF TUBES FROZEN BY ICE AGE, NEWS AT 11PM
lololololololol
they just gave us the “you can go home whenever” email. 59 minutes of leave, anything above and beyond comes out of my accrual. fine with me. as soon as i’m done reading record reviews i’m outta here.
btw, one of the radio pranksters, Andy Breckman, is the creator of TV’s Monk, and once said on the air when I was calling in, “I betcha Dr Morbius lives alone.”
— Dr Morbius (wjwe...), February 13th, 2007. (later)
lollerskates explosion
I am not ready to come home yet my children
lollerskates acrobatic team
James Caan in Lollerball
pete and i do not need your assistance to play wii bowling, dad.
B000KRXAGE
wait i want to bowl with ally and pete
B000LSJKAM
we have many controllers so it is possible :D
uh tom are you broken
i don’t know what tom’s talking about anymore
does wii bowling involve drinking hot toddys? Because I could be up for that.
YES YES YES BOWLING AND HOT TODDYS TONIGHT LET’S DO IT
or even just hot toddys i’m not picky
WII BOWLING HOT TODDY HELMET
dudes i am ok with all of this! i have no idea how to make “hot toddys” but i actually have two glasses that are specifically FOR that purpose.
I could bring all this hot toddy ingredients
hooray!!! this is the best news all day, i just have to finish a project then i will head home.
i will probably show up later, on account of internet not getting snow days.
the internets are on the wii! i have seen this (sadly)
1. My boss asked me if I had temp’s cell #, she didn’t have it???
2. Temp is off site makin’ copies, we need to call him, by the time he gets back we’ll be closed.
3. I suggest boss call temp agency.
4. Temp’s # secured.
5. Boss has to wait past 3 pm for temp to get back for some reason & decides to tell me this WHILE I AM TALKING ON THE PHONE WITH SOMEONE
6. BOO HOOOOOO.
hey ally imma leave now and try to pick up some jarritos at secret safeway
shit I shoulda loaded up on jarritos at Columbia Heights Giant the other day.
hey harold, call me!
ok I’m gonna leave in a second and just finish on home internets, i think
Okay I just got out of a meeting and passed someone in the halls carrying SKI POLES. DC winter: Inch of slush = time to eat the sled dogs.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS FUCKING JOB
otm!
haha brian yr initials mean BIG SHOT MAN
that is 100% true. It is also short for “el diablo”.
My work is close as well, I’m glad I didn’t go over there and worked at home instead. I would metro it over to dupont for drinking except I am sort of getting a cold.. so.. probably shouldn’t
I did actually do work at home, it would help if the )*#&%#% production server wasn’t still throwing errors
dammit, dammit, son of a bitch
brian miller OTM
I was going to change the photo caption to go along with the new photo but I think it still works.
Brian you fucking rock
i am on internets on my laptop while pete is on internets on wii. gay y/n
LET
ME
GO
HOME
FOR
THE
LOVE
OF
GOD
you can’t go home again zr