sorry, i’m bored and want you all to entertain me

ok the thing is if i go and smoke at this point will i like pass out. this is the longest i’ve gone in like 10 years without a cigarette.

dudes i like this girl

:D

yeah how did it go??????

my boss is an asshole today.

ohhhh mannnnnn ;_____;

8(

so many ups and downs on this thread

re-emphasizing crapness of current job, whatever!

go to lobster heaven

yeah my boss is an asshole today too. i console myself with the knowledge that he has almost certainly never gotten laid.

you know who’s a real asshole today?

get equipped with cheney dick

hhhhhhhaaaaaahaahahaha waht?

i was going to say gabbneb but whatevs.

“today”

ally otm

i’d really just like to spend the rest of the day in the bathtub, but i don’t think my laptop is waterproof ;_;

oh man the night me and zack carried alex to trivia in a bathtub will go down in history

we need to hear that story

artist’s rendering:

hook the bathtub to this, will make it easier on you

Everyone i leave seems to get away

and everywhere i go i want to travel by rickshaw

thorazine given in your food will stop the headaches

but don’t be fooled by what you leave me

everything depends on the getaway

and everywhere i go i want to travel boogie-board

thorazine given in your food will stop the headaches

but don’t be fooled by what you leave behind

everyone i know needs to get ahead

and everywhere i go i want to travel by x-wing

thorazine given in your food will stop the headaches

but don’t be fooled by what you leave me

everything i leave seems to get away

and everywhere i go i want to travel on my man-legs

thorazine given in your food will stop the headaches

but don’t be fooled by what you leave behind

EVERYWHERE I LOOK THERE’S A DARKNESS

i was telling zack this yesterday—i think “w/o MSG i am nothing” might be in my top ten songs of the 00’s! and definitely my favorite mclusky song, even in a VERY STRONG field

i love that band! i found some live stuff online and they just CRUSH it. also—I got me some oneida, EOTO and SW=they are great!

i need to go and buy a couple of their albums, i had rips but they went awol

ally i can copy you most of their recorded output—i have everything besides like perpetua-level shit

mark “sheets of easter” from EOTO is one of my very favorite songs ever

i have everything besides like perpetua-level shit

thanks, that gave me a mental image of him on the can taking a grumpy.

if you need me i’ll be throwing up for like the rest of my life.

yeah thanks for turning me onto them, i really like that first song off secret wars.

that would pretty much rule. thanks! i will make you a cupcake in exchange.

OOH treasure plane! yeah, oneida rules rules rules. fat bobby used to post a lot on ILM as hurlothrumbo, and on ILBaseball too i think.

/JMC

i guess no one went to deerhoof last night?

azr and mark check yr inboxes in approx 1 hr

xpost—i got really turned off to deerhoof right after milkman came out—i like milkman the song, but i dunno—i just lost patience??

yeah i can see that but from what i hear/have seen on you tube, their drummer is a nutjob and i kind of want to see him.

their drummer is one of the top 3–4 drummers ive ever seen (kid millions from oneida being another)

something about deerhoof never quite clicks for me. i like a few songs but the aesthetic seems too...dry or something?

speaking of nutjob asian drummers, i don’t know who it was on here who had similar musical taste as me but to whomever you are check out (if you haven’t already) birthday suits. they’re a duo from minneapolis and are some kind of weird crossbreeding of deerhoof and new day rising-era husker du. i can’t remember the last time i watched a band and just stood there slack jawed and captivated. they were back in chicago about 2 weeks ago but i was overdrawn on my bank account and it was 2 days before payday so it was a no go. : (

i feel like they are ADD in a horrible way

XPOST DEBIT CARD DOUBLE DONGER

xpost re deerhoof, yeah i can be so hit or miss with them. my favorite thing is the free live album thing with all the milkman songs. i heard the milkman album for the first time awhile back and was like WTF? sounded so off.

i saw Sweet J.A.P. (pre-birthday suit mpls band) a couple times before i left town and yeah, the drummer was pretty fucking great live — never seen birthday suit tho.

ONE OF THOSE BANDS GOT FAKE. TITS. YEAH!

GUYS I HAVE A NEW JOB! THREE FLOORS DOWN! MANAGING EDITRIX OF AWESOME HEARTY HEART WEB SITE!

In other words, holy awesome resolution to jobbie madness!

Congratulations, I hope it comes with more money and fringe benefits.

hooray :D

Way to go; congrats!

kate im so glad!

woohoos klgs

YES AWESOME GOOD JOB!

congrats Q! that’s great news! :)

omg awesome, quincie!

huzzah!

:D :D :D :D

yay! you asked this morning if you looked like a managing editrix AND I SAID YES OMG I AM CHARLATAN

i do not think you are using that word correctly MW

YEAH OH WELL IM BUSY JUST WANTED TO CHIME IN BACK TO THE GRIND

oh don’t be that way

;_?

retrofire!

dude now quincie has new job lined up I am getting paranoid that I did not hear back yet from dude who lined up my phoner this morning

BOXCAR!

TOMBOT fear not; my circumstances were clearly not the norm. I just “applied” for the job on Thursday of last week!

ally/mark check email

pete got you new jobs!

man alex do not get my hopes up like that

Harlequin? I have no idea what “charlatan” was about.

High five, q—does the job come with heart-shaped fuzzy toys?

i think i meant soothsayer or something.

anyway, no new job in my email yet.

You don’t need a new job! You actually like your job, a la Pete!

i was just going along with alex’s joke sweetheart

yeah you and pete like your jobs miami style

that is a code for sweaty, with ham and onions

pete’s super secret emails are all like “OMG WHICH JESUS LIZARD RECORD DO YOU LIKE BETTER?” anyway

i love him

no no i sent ally and mark the entire released output of mclusky

OR DID I R1AA THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO HMM

I think yr e-mails got intercepted by narcs ;_1

goddamn it mickey

yes list of things i do not have in my inbox

1. entire output of mclusky

2. plate of ham n’ eggs n’ onion, sweaty style

ps do not want #2, please to not send me that

well now i adopted a second approach

got this one!

got it thanks! still waiting on the ham.

eggs? onion? wtf?

they’re underneath the ham, use your imagination!

;_;

my new health regimen: menthols and gin.

I HAVE NEVER FELT BETTER.

if i combine this with taking a bath i bet i’ll develop SUPER POWERS

ugh menthols

you know i take that back because it seems like every time i post “ugh (fill in the blank)” on this thread, someone has be consuming it by month’s end and menthols are a bridge i am unwilling to cross, so i will say YAY MENTHOLS

they were outta regulars at the gas station, but now i’m TOTALLY into these

Tom is a pretty big proponent of the idea that menthols somehow cure colds, and has tried to get me to smoke them when sick on a few occasions, but I just cannot buy into it.

tom otm

i think it doesn’t make very good sense though, menthols seem rougher when i’ve bummed them out of desperation from former friend menthols mccrazy in ballston, it would basically kill me to smoke it.

they anaesthetise your throat! it’s like smoking a lozenge

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ok that didn’t occur to me