whatever, they were ALL assholes. Same thing with The Terminator, which is what I watched immediately afterwards FYI. All assholes.

peter lorre isn’t an asshole in that movie! just a hilarious and lovable coward!

hi dere retarded thread

the golden girls personality typology -- sandbox edition

OK Peter Lorre isn’t an asshole, but I think he’s kind of a douchebag for following around CrazyPants McProfessor for a living.

allyzay—the slut

mary—the innocent

klg—the cynic (??)

dar1a—the sophisticated center

this will not end well

;_;

Fuck me, ilx politics are tedious and boring.

ok ed’s the cynic.

I didn’t want to throw guys in there because there are too many of you and I didn’t want to be leaving people out.

Ed are you reading the clusterfuck thread? I stopped reading it yesterday!

I don’t know why, it just goes round and round and round and round.

the problem is that I think there are just too many people sympathetic to Jon abusing his newfound mod powers to ban Kate.

BAN ALLY

;_;

Please let’s not go into it here, but this is the main reason that people are stupid.

C’mon, Ed, cheer up, there are literally thousands of reasons people are stupid.

On that thread alone.

I am relatively cheerful, I would like the bird flu to leave though.

hey sweetie Jim & his family say big ups for the circuit city clue-in on Friday, they got one! His wife didn’t believe it at first so she called the store and then went ahead and got one online, they must have had a boatload in stock.

MRS. BUSH: No special plans. We’ll probably have a really romantic dinner, just like Cris talked about. We have had, one year, a Valentine party in the Red Room, the perfect place for a Valentine party.

I generally find that my valentine’s days are usually Lynchian.

Tom, tell Jim it’s no troubles at all :D

fiftysomething event planners living in suburban maryland handicapping themselves with “I don’t believe the internet” syndrome still somehow more capable of actually clicking “add to cart” than NYC leet hacker w1z0rdz shockamajonng

BOXCAR

I spent my weekend driving an industrial sewing machine fixing WW2 surplus army tents, how about you?

TS:

v

Homo bears?

xp—discovering latent ivy league/upper class resentment, spazzing, writing new awesome jam (must de-new orderfy it though), sleeping SO MUCH, watching mst3k w/alex & pete, eating a delicious calzone, sleeping some more.

ally, both bears are super crepey but larry the cablebear is crepier so i choose option 1

WAHT IS THE REMOTE CONTROLLED FLYING BOAT PLANE THING CALLED

discovering latent ivy league/upper class resentment

haha you helped host a party for bastards

STORM LAUNCHER

lol @ papi chulo!!!!!!

^^^^^ would seriously marry someone who gave me this racism bear except for already married thing

xpost oh fuck i forget, but alex you left too soon, after 9pm apparently NFL network shows a lot of PAJAMA GRAM commercials as well as the teddy bear commercial.

wait i just realized the redneck bear (which, btw, is not available in black apparently!!!!!!) has an axe. what. the. fuck.

LOL @ bob mould bear

UH

this is the funniest website ever??

my weekend:

getting v drink and listening to bruce springsteen, playing wii for first time, feeling v v sick, learning about combines, watching marooned with allyzay and tombot, drinking green tea and bourbon, watching mst3k w/ zr and pete, more tea&whiskey, going to bed early.

most importantly, i learned that i need to get a STORM LAUNCHER ASAP and SHOCK MY FRIENDS

storm launcher OTM

hahahaha what a non surprise

Footwear Acquisitions

I have been enjoying the effects of combining beer and pseudoephedrine and other cold medicines over the course of this weekend.

The clusterfuck thread is like someone else talking shit about your siblings on the playground: I’M allowed to tell Jon he’s being a douche and that no one will thank him for playing the saint, but some people far far away who’ve never met any of us and who think it’s a cardinal sin to bike across an empty intersection during a red light do not get to pass judgement. GGGRRRRRRRR.

train in beginner then SHOCK YOUR FRIENDS IN PRO MODE

dear MW

thank you for alerting me to that thread

hahahaha what a non surprise

Footwear Acquisitions

— Mr. Que (pelagi...), February 12th, 2007. (Party with me Punker)

LOL

I need one of those.

no prob, ally, i had to share the craziness. like, if he’d bought weirdo hiking boots of something ok, but those are the most boring shoe ever. and he started a thread about them?? i bought these on saturday, also i swear i saw wiis at the mall on saturday

whoops did not show up

oh my god weirdest thing ever happened to me last week, i bought shoes at zappos at like 4pm wednesday. then morning thursday, i get an e-mail saying i have been upgraded in my shipping because they’re doing some kind of drawing or something. so i’m like, oh yay, maybe i have new shoes for fri or saturday. THEY SHOWED UP THURSDAY AFTERNOON??? did zappos BRING the shoes to me themselves??

you can see wii boxes at the mall every day of the week, mall videogame stores are the emperors of putting dozens of empty boxes of systems in the windows

emperors of putting dozens of empty boxes of systems in the windows

i had no idea this was an actual title a person could have

should I get a 2000 wii points card for the low price of $19.82

that’s crazy about the emperors. oh well.

I’m having noted doctor Jimmy the Mod diagnose my ongoing and now worsening again illness. Perhaps should see real doctor y/n

I recommend the pseudoephedrine, but it appears to be banned in several US states.

it’s b/c of the meth

well I am taking dayquil

actually, i don’t think it’s banned in any states, it’s just behind the counter now and you have to sign your name and shit to prove that you are really sick

pseudoephedrine makes me nervous/anxious/jittery. but my head is killing me and i have some lying around should i take it y/n

yes

head killing you b/c sinus headache? advil will do the trick? why head killing blogger?

makes me feel really messed up too

yes, congestion/sinuses. maybe i will just take advil.

yeah i would go with advil.

i’m taking dayquil at least partially for its speed effects right now

i don’t like any of that jittery stuff. i once took too much robotussin and roboed out for an afternoon=not as fun as it should have been. ;____;

I don’t like it but I didn’t actually get a single bit of sleep last night because my throat started going haywire again. So, dayquil overload it is, otherwise I will be passing out at the desk.

ADVIL: TAKEN

i’m finally *knock wood* turning the corner on my sick b.s. but guess who said she had a scratchy throat this morning? that’s right, Mrs. Q.

let’s all keep hanging out together until we’re dead from tuberculosis

I’m going to go lick my boss’s mouse while he’s in a mtg, y/n

and his telephone y/n

UH

we should all stop making out with each other, is the problem

sorry he only just showed up in the office and was all sunshine and “rock star” again and i could barely even muster back a hello my voice is so shot and i’m totally irritated now

xpost never remember to stop making out with each other, wtf!

xpost- are those euphemisms?

The pseudoephedrine fucking me over is normally a sign that my cold is nearly gone. I did myself a number by ODing on pseudoephedrine and ibuprofen on the plane last time I came to NYC, I was ill-advisingly using it’s speedy qualities to keep me awake, I couldn’t eat for two days after that.

Wait, why would you WANT to be awake on an airplane?

Wanted to beat the jetlag. Last plane out of London (late as well) didn’t want to sleep till my head hit the pillow at Tracer Hand’s

I guess that’s one way of going about doing it. I find it impossible to sleep to begin with on airplanes and couldn’t imagine wanting to try to stay awake though! It makes sense but god airplanes are terrible.

I can generally sleep anywhere even on planes, but the quality of sleep on planes generally makes me feel like shit.

MW robotripping is only appropriate for prisoners and 13 year olds. it is not fun, unless you like the “wow, there sure are a whole lot of bugs crawling on me right now” feeling, which some do, though why i am not sure.

I don’t want to go to school tonight, at all

I want to go to a used videogame shop and get busy with the cheap thrills provided by backwards compatibility

you skipped class last week tho

yeah I know. also this vaunted used game shop carrying my wishlist items for pennies on the MSRP, I doubt it even exists, much less is anywhere near where I’m willing to travel today.

though it did get somewhat less fucking freezing out. I do appreciate that.

feelin better but OWWWWW SMOKING

should everything that is bad be illegal

oh fuck that is what i’ve been forgetting to do. no wonder i am sick.

the smoking cigarettes is always more likely to make me feel sick & harder for a cold to go away! just saying.. i rarely smoke though..

ts: withdrawal vs sore throat

i’m just extrapolating from the fact that i was ok last week but only smoked one cigarette since friday night and am now VERY VERY SICK.

xpost i have sore throat already :D

wait no not :D

;_1

;_?

that seems about right

do I:

a) go smoke

b) let my sudden onslaught of withdrawal anger loose on gabbnebs

b

c) BOTH!

zr raises an excellent point

man I don’t even know

i’m ready for b with his shitty shoes

he only posted about those stupid boring uninteresting shoes to point out how rich he is!!! FUCK!!!

see that’s the kind of energy you need to bring!