tonga room sounds awesome
Plus 153,000 45 year old drunken women with no bras on shaking it like a polaroid picture, right in your face, like you want to see their knee nipple action.
tonga room sounds fabulous
ppls will there big hunting tonight?
jesus this hilton even manages to make simple cut-up fruit taste bad. I blame Paris.
i would big hunt. i’m leaving town tomorrow to escape the law or celebrate easter or something, so it’d be cool to see folks before i go.
zr&pls when do you start driving to partytown?
piotr and i are hittin norcar tonight, no can do.
oh man, I hope you have an AWESOME time. pix, pls!
Also: next time take us with you! One of my cardio doc dudes is ready to set me up with b’ball tix!
if people go I will stop by but I dunno how much excitement I can handle after exciting 11AM CHRISTMAS PARTY ACTION. :P
hey dudes our friends are in the engagement section of the Express today, they are the people wearing the wax lips.
^^^^^ here!
Things that are awesome
Twinkies
Outer Banks
Wild Horses done by pretty much anyone except for The Sundays
Fiji
I DO NOT WANT TO GO DOWNSTAIRS TO THIS STUPID “HOLIDAY PARTY” PLEASE SOMEONE INVENT A REASON WHY I AM INCAPACITATED TO GO, YOU ALL HAVE ONE (1) MINUTE
flesh eating virus
polonium-210
quincie, blow off whatever work function you’re in town for and i’ll ditch work and we’ll go out and get ‘faced by noon central time.
xxp “lady troubles”
ally, say you have the shits. no one wants to talk about it so they will accept this excuse at face value and you’ll get to go home.
GUYS WE HAVE JUST BEEN INFORMED THAT OUR JOBS WILL STOP BEING FUNDED IN SEPTEMBER 2007. ALL OF THEM. THE GOVERNMENT RAN OUT OF MONEY.
UH
That sucks
that’s what continuing resolutions are for.
you dudes do not understand.
the CURRENT contract for us is out of cash and will not be taking the option for a fourth year. they are going to pretend they can stretch this out for FY07 but that is also a bunch of hooey. A couple of points:
1. The EFBIYAI must needs have checkboxes FILLED IN!!! This is THE LAW
a. we are only checkbox filler inners currently
b. the efbiyai itself is not short on cash, just this one incompetently managed fraction thereof
2. the LOCKTEEN MARSTEAM must needs bring the shareholder value
a. we are free to ask about who else would pay for the checkbox fillin services we provide
b. even perhaps the PARENT ORGANIZATION (JUSTICE!!) would love to help us get paid bitch
3. I has a bucket Nooooo they be stealin my bucket
hopefully the upper level managers that be will start getting their shit together early in the new year so as to provide for the continued health and welfare of my colleagues and their families, so I might have all-new government bossage by april or may fingers crossed fingers crossed hope hope hope hope pray pray wish wish
HAY TOM
WANNA WORK ON LITIGATION SUPPORT SOFTWARE OR DO IT FOR COMPANY THAT DOES SAME???
;_?
the promise of not working with or for my current civil servant management team and their fucked up snake oil salesman buddies on the tenth floor is seriously one of the most exciting things in my life right now. I hate these horrible people with all my kidneys
Only if I can do book reports, Dan. And I’m not moving to Boston.
oh uh nvrmnd then
hopefully the upper level managers that be will start getting their shit together early in the new year so as to provide for the continued health and welfare of my colleagues and their families, so I might have all-new government bossage by april or may fingers crossed fingers crossed hope hope hope hope pray pray wish wish
When that happened to my recent employer, I got laid off. If you have any work samples you want to get out of there before they delete your internet access, take them NOW.
okay that sux ballz
OK I have absolutely no understanding of what is being said here.
though hey I gots a raffle ticket, maybe this will be my year to win COMPANY SCHWAG AT THEIR STUPID LAME RAFFLE WHERE EMPLOYEES “WIN” SHIT THEY CAN TAKE FOR FREE ALL OF THE TIME, 24/7, 365 DAYS PER YEAR.
where the hell is everyone!
I was at lunch.
DID YOU WIN THE RAFFLE YET
I am sitting here thinking about the 3 or 4 krispy kremes and footlong sub that are in my stomach now and wondering when time will start accelerating. I have asked it to, politely, several times.
i’m here. back from lunch. wondering about our temp who said all manner of weird things to me this morning.
my internet was out for an hour or so!
hi guys I was #312 in the raffle. #311 won the grand prize of a week’s vacation. Should’ve cut in line.
i was turning my brain to slurry by editing our articles on FDA/USDA’s semi-annual regulatory agendas!
I was... I dunno. Today has been kind of a blur.
Hello dc, trekking from one xmas party to the next next one in the camden school for girls having been booted out of the london irish centre by the queen of Eire. I curse my work colleagues for being at the work christmas do and stopping me from chatting to the lonely girl drinking half pints making eyes at me, not stopping per se but just being there.
rummy nut filled balls
I have become charltonlido, for shame.
how bad is it that I am at the point in my life where I no longer have to look up the expansion for acronyms like USFB in reference to douchebag christmas party photo captions
so im gonna make reservations for bistrot du coin for christmas night after work today—so far, its me and ally and tom. no one else wants in?
NB the group we have RULES as is, i just want to make sure no one feels lonely for bros/french food on christmas night.
how bad is it that I am at the point in my life where I no longer have to look up the expansion for acronyms like USFB in reference to douchebag christmas party photo captions
yeah, when i see an email that says something is going to DUSHOM and i know instantaneously that it should be going to OAEM something is seriously fucked.
I’m pronouncing that acronym as “Douche Home,” please do not correct me if I am wrong.
apparently it’s “dush-om”, but i pronounce it “douche ’em”.
what is the countdown to hoegaarden o clock
“Hello governor!”
also seriously whoever linked to the LNS founders’ dad on his law firm site haws made me so fuckin’ angry I want to fly a train into a lake
I put on a coat like that once. It was made by Karl Lagerfeld and cost tens of thousands of dollars and I was not allowed to keep it and claim it was stolen, I had to put it in the box and send it back. It was electric blue though, not hot pink.
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA our idiot company just announced a new spam policy in which all mail tagged as spam will be returned to sender. Like 50% of our ad inquiries get tagged as spam! Not only that but the e-mail ANNOUNCING the new policy got tagged as spam! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THANK YOU RETARDS I DIDN’T ACTUALLY WANT TO WORK ANYMORE ANYWAY.
goddamn you people work for retards
Thank you friends, wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t for you. . . .
I will never receive another e-mail at work again and for that I announce a Christmas miracle.
an offering to Our Lady of Spam Filters
Ally, Christmas miracles usually involve enchanted anthropomorphic beasts.
Their spam filter is terrible, it rejects legitimate e-mails constantly, even from people who were going ok and then suddenly out of the blue are marked as spam (usually with an e-mail that says little more than “Thanks!”), while meanwhile I know how to buy all of these Cialis.
xpost who do you think runs the spam filter.
^^^^ indiscriminate e-mail deletin’ animal christmas miracle
xpost whoa totally was like ANTHROPOMORPHIC BREASTS?? WHAT WOULD THAT EVEN BE LIKE??
ok someone else GIS “Furries,” I am too tired and depressed.
I LIKE SPAM
though I guess anthropomorphic doesn’t really need to involve ANIMALS, it is just best when it does. I mean fucking a who cares about a humany toaster or train.
ok someone else GIS “Furries,” I am too tired and depressed.
— Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (garance8...), December 15th, 2006.
O HO HO HO I Ain’t fallin’ for that
i always did have sort of a thing for the abom snowman
i mean UH
shit
yeah he’s cool. i like the island of fucked up toys, too.
oh wait. PS outed himself as a furry.
ok someone else GIS “Voltron Tits,” I’m too tired and depressed.
one picture of regular human tits, one thumbnail of same picture, one screenshot of dancing voltron
okay i’ll do it. BRB
3 pictures. kinda meh.
wait dancing voltron?
NOT SO TIRED AND DEPRESSED NOW EH
not actually dancing voltron, sorry, dancing halo character. i was distracted by the tits.
no dancing voltron = biggest letdown of the week
^^^^ result for “voltron dick”
- see that guy with his bluetooth earpiece?
- yeah, whatta voltron dick
still pretty depressed
you need some chutes away and chocolate.
ally what floor are you on? i’m pouching you some godiva we got today from a vendor
I’m on the third floor.
Rm 303!
ok, you should get it, like, never because our mailroom doesn’t go to your mailroom ;______________;
PARTY FOUL ;__________________________________;
i know i am a chocolate tease. i had some kind of ganache chocolate extravaganza
if our mailrooms connected i would totally pouch people little presents alla time.
why doesn’t it exist when the internets exist ;_; ??
are your mailrooms pneumatic tubes or something?
Ha I was just looking for a picture of a pneumatic tube
OH fuck it was not that big!
and you found the biggest one! good for you!
hahaha
I got to go to Georgetown after work to do some christmas shopping. Which means that soon...
IT’S TIME FOR THE CIRCULATOR
IT’S TIME FOR THE CIRCULATOR