thats in general, of course—TONIGHT, ill be watching house.
alcohol poison? ouch
I have been thinking, I could really go for a scotch. mmm, scotch. I didn’t think I liked the stuff before but it’s all mental, really
no, sandwich poisoning.
bolonium-210
^^^^why i get the big bucks
*rim job*
how’s yr jaw by the way?
Portugal does not recognize Spanish sovereignty over the territory of Olivenza based on a difference of interpretation of the 1815 Congress of Vienna and the 1801 Treaty of Badajoz
This comes up at every party I go to.
I didn’t realize/had forgotten that Putin was ex-KGB.
jaw is ok—definitely not a wisdom tooth issue—i think just stressy-out -> clenching -> some TMJD-ish symptoms. im just gonna take it easy for a bit, to minimize clenching/general anx...
i wont miss trivia ever again, though.
couple of things:
jesus christ enough already with the e. coli how many times am i supposed to rewrite the same goddamn article?
i had an eye appointment today for the first time in a very long while and discovered that my deteriorating vision is due to the dreaded ASTIGMATISM but now i have a special contact lens in my left eye and i can see again!
the scopolamine eye drops they give you to dilate yr pupils make computer screens amazing and psychedelic but kind of hard to read.
i have teh hots for my optometrist. she wants a follow up appointment = she digs me back, obvs.
“into the groove” is truly righteous and if i ever make something 1/10th as great in my entire life i will be very satisfied with myself.
bolonium-210 = lol.
bucket seal = hero.
also welcome back brian, i’m glad you had an awesome time.
i have teh hots for my optometrist. she wants a follow up appointment = she digs me back, obvs.
i don’t know why but this made my day.
astigmata
poison HEP HEP HEP HEP
i’m feeling the same way dude, wtf.
lolllz
dammit
I am sandbox retarded
O! How the mighty have fallen.
just do regular HTML dude. You have been gone so long you cannot post pix anymore :(
haha i love the turn the dropout thread has taken compared to the ivy one.
i also like this cat
serious cat, hating its life
Did you mean: ct school dropout
cat school looks like it rules
I am just drawing images with a sharpie on my screen now. It is easier.
[13:54] Ross: you’ve gotta stop living in the most depressing sit-com ever
[13:54] Ross: next to Caroline in the City
I would just like to say: Adobe Acrobat Professional? You rule my world.
Spending most of a Saturday walking to and from Georgetown kinda sucks. Five Guys burger was OK.
I thought abt going to that Oranges Band show, I didn’t know Pete69 was on the bill.
No, stay out of the Omega DC; it’s not “lame” in a way you would find “fun.”
i went to some kinda fun gay video bar in dc months ago, but i can’t remember what it was called.
next time DM
hey Ally, at Tower today I got “Fierce Freestyle Classics: The Collection”, a 61-track 3-disc set mixed by THE MIXTRESS. Came out to like $10. There was another copy there.
61 Freestyle Classics >>>>> 69 Love Songs
That seems like a completely OTM statement, without having listened to these Fierce Freestyle Classics yet. Where the hell is the Tower? The one in Foggy Bottom?? That is still open?
We should go to the gay bar around the way from the Bricknothavingbeerskellar. It always looks very inviting, with the firey bits and all.
It’s also right by Cafe Japone so, hey, if it sucks, karaoke time.
Dragon Quest XI will be exclusive to the Nintendo DS, guys.
but hey, if it sucks, karaoke time.
people on DC thread need to discover instant messenger
— obi strip (mikeoptin...), December 12th, 2006.
OH NO HE DIDNT
But hey karaoke sucks, so let’s drink beer and play Tony Hawk
sanskrit is one of the lamest noize board denizens, why u pay attention MW.
Tony Hawk kind of sucks, guys.
xpost
only until the end of the year then like a new leaf i spring forward like a butterfly. . .Jesus AM I GAY????
TONY HAWK RULES YOU LIAR
Have you guys been in the downstairs back room of Japone? It’s kind of a freakish coke grotto.
I’m sorry, I meant to say Tony Hawk is not “lame” in a way that is “fun” ;_1
xpost Brian that is all of Cafe Japone
true
many handsome bruthas in the upstairs of The Fireplace
this week, oy
Things you notice when you come to work at 6:35 am.
1. Buildings where the lights and the escalators are apparently never turned off, because you can see that they are active, but the doors are locked and nobody is inside yet (this is the 555 12th St office building containing the Barnes & Noble + ESPNZone downtown, I use it as a shortcut most mornings)
2. No traffic. No tourists. Barely any people at all. No sunshine, nothing. I like it.
3. So why the fuck are there still so many people on the train?
Also:
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plus HOUSE MD is totally Murder, She Wrote with a crazy asshole opiate addict in place of a sweet old lady. Also at least Jessica Fletcher had to travel different places to encounter different insanely convoluted mysteries, whereas House would have us believe there is this one hospital that the entirety of the American healthcare system sends all their cryptopathology cases to.
“Ma’am, I have no fuckin’ idea what is wrong with you, I mean, obviously a LOT of things are wrong with you, but twenty years of residency and I’m just like damn. We’re going to put you on a helicopter to Teeveeland Presbyterian, they have this huge prick who can figure out anything, you just have to put up with being called a moron every three minutes.”
AND, to top it off, last night, what is the deal with that cop and what kind of Total Information Awareness shit is he keyed into that he knows about bad scrips being picked up within 24 hours? This guy doesn’t need to be busting jerk doctors, he needs his own show where he pulls passive-aggressive hardass shit on seditionist counterfeiters and international terror masterminds as a loose cannon who works for the Secret Service.
Any Tuesday Night Takedowns to report?
People on the subway at 6:00am—cleaners, prep cooks, dishwashers, warehouse guys
Subway demographics become progressively wealthier as the morning wears on and start declining to a plateau around 10:30 or so
I get the subway at 630am. I get a seat:)
Longcat, is it really that long? I saw the original pic and if i do that to my cat, he is also long
Yoopers, it sounds interesting.
Talking of which, this map is awesome
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/45/Census-2000-Data-Top-US-Ancestries-by-County.jpg
My favorite thing about that map is that it accurately portrays the Southeast as a bitter game of monopoly between “Americans” and black people
plus HOUSE MD is totally Murder, She Wrote with a crazy asshole opiate addict in place of a sweet old lady.
OTM
cleaners, prep cooks, dishwashers, warehouse guys
No, this is DC. If those folks bother to ride the subway they ride it even earlier. Just about everybody on my line was more dressed up than me (not saying much)
no tuesday night takedowns to report here, tho cnn’s senior pentagon correspondent basically wanted to kick my ass for various crimes against tv journalism
hot
feds be on the subway early—flex schedules = “OMG I am so awesome I can leave at 2pm and take the Metro back to Springfield and not have any traffic as I drive another 40 miles back home to Spotsylvania County”
who the hell is danny beltway?
???
???
Actually Brian those feds on flex schedules just leave at 2 or 3pm whether they get in early or not. Why bother actually showing up when nobody else is around to say you didn’t, besides a couple of contractors?
‘BOT speaks truth.
Also, I think my appendix just burst.
plz expand on desired ass kicking, alex
Why is Danny Glover in boxerz
note “order prints” button on Flickr page.
you know how we run the thing where people send in occasionally made-up and nearly always exaggerated sightings of not-quite-famous people? one of them was him, once, and it implied that he went home with some chick who wasn’t his wife.
he had a lengthy explanation, and i neglected to point out that i wasn’t his wife either, so why do i give a shit.
Okay, linking the Onion is so last week but this is funnys
that is kind of sub-MAD (Cracked) magazine level of funny, mr. que. what do I pay you people for?
You haven’t paid me IN YEARS! ALL YOUR CHECKS HAVE BOUNCED, Dr.HUMOR
I bank with Nerf
what does does this “Met Ro” in D.C. open its gates to the public, Tom?
I asked google and it said 5am weekdays, 7am weekends
I love how we all watch House now
yeah, who is danny? from frostburg? I like frostburg, it’s a cute little college town.. and then again, what I just thought of was a close friend in high school living there with a bunch of drug dealers
I don’t watch House! it’s the same thing every week! house takes drugs, behaves like a know it all prick, breaks rules, solves case. it’s unbearable. I’m still watching Wire reruns, I should just buy the whole series on DVD.
last night i drank a bottle of wine, ate ethiopian food, did laundry and played guitar. today i feel AWESOME, for reals.
yeah guitars are awesome.
i was exaggerating about House, just like Belgians yesterday.
last night I watched part of scarborough country as a panel of experts had a giant bug out over iranian president holding conference denying the holocaust. it’s like, guys, of course it is ridiculous what he’s doing. do not feed mahmoud ahmadinejad, international troll.
haha that is sooooooo OTM
Hey Brian have you played with http://sketchup.google.com/
I mean, it’s probably kind of a fun job, you know, being president and not having much in the way of political power so you may as well troll the ENTIRE WORLD
Longcat isn’t really that long, if you do that with my cats they also look very long, Danny beltway is pretty much OTM on that one.
guys do we want to have a Christmas party or not.
i think danny beltway is a private eye
he sees your every move.
guys do we want to have a Christmas party or not.
— Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (garance8...), December 13th, 2006.
Party yes, Christmas no. I say a party to welcome in the new year in Jan. some time but I am Mr. Grinch
yeah sure! i got a fucking week off and i’m trying to think of things to do with it other than fry a lot and drown the sorrows of what’s gonna be a particularly sorrowful holiday season. i have family shit the 24th and then drunk christmas the 25th but other than that...nada.
I have not Sketched Up, BOT. It looks like a pretty fun program, but unfortunately it’s just not set up to do the things I need to be able to do with it.
DEAR ADOBE: please please please come out with a CAD program.
Mark that is lame, we’re not going to have a “mid-January party”. I was thinking the Fri or Sat before Xmas. Or we can just say fuck it, whoever is around we go to bar and thn just worry about the Super Bowl party and make it extra extravaganzaous.
We should have a DC ILX corporate christmas party where we take up a small private room at a bar and have a bad buffet and decorations and thank people for their hard work and look forward to 2007.
Or we get really drunk and fire everyoen.