some pizza is only OK.

TASTY SHIT FROM VA AND MD

WAIT GUYS WAIT

PIZZA VS BOOBIES

MY BRAIN JUST EXPLODED

Pizza and beer> > > boobies > >Pizza without beer

LIKE, THE BOOBIES AND THE PIZZA ARE OF EQUIVALENT OBJECTIVE QUALITY, NOT LIKE A PIZZA WITH TOTALLY FRESH MOZZARELLA VS. TARA REID

pizza with fresh mozzarella and proper sauce is totally better than Tara Reid, unless she is also offering to share her drugs/alcohol then it’s a toss up.

also Mr. Que’s answer is pretty much wrong.

ok let’s make it a test

Pizza Hut v Angelina Jolie

2 Amy’s v Anne Hathaway

Domino’s v Tara Reid

Vace v Elizabeth Hurley

Patsy’s in NYC v Uma Thurman

FBI Cafeteria Pizza v Mary Kate Olson

Mr. Chen’s Non-Pizza Product v this:

TOO BIG AND REAL

I think it might fuck me up a little to wake up every morning to that.

They should offer a fathead of that dude that goes to all the Bengals games dressed as a stormtrooper, but painted orange.

1. Pizza Hut in a landslide. even if it’s not a pizza hut and it’s actually just a taco bell because they ran out of preformed pan crusts and especially if you’ve been driving for 4.75 hours and it’s 1130pm

2. Tossup. Everybody’s seen AH’s boobies, I’ve never tried 2 Amy’s. Probably 2 Amy’s.

3. I am forced to choose the pizza, again

4. Hurley D’s

5. man I just keep getting hungrier but Thurman by a nose

(SWIDT!?~!)

6. pepperoni or one of the good specialty pesto ones, dfeinitely the pizza, if it is the rabbit shit“sausage” kind then I guess probably just go with the boobies, for the notoriety

wtf does “SWIDT” mean

I wouldn’t choose Elizabeth Hurley, I’ve seen her topless and she is brawnying that shit when she has a shirt on. I would choose Mary Kate though, that seems like it’d be pretty funny. I think I made Pete’s head explode though :\

WAIT I revise my answer, I have dealt with “OK why did your titties just fall off” situations without being weirded out AT ALL but thinking about it, I remember being really weirded out by Vace’s pizza. Pizza shouldn’t weird you out. BTW the Angelina answer you just gave is insane.

EH’s tits had a nice shape back whenever she did that movie I saw her tits in though, this is not about volume

“that movie” ie all of them

I might actually have sex with all of these white women over Vace’s pizza, the more I think about it. Pizza should never weird you out. EVER.

Angelina Jolie

2 Annes

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Vace

Patsy’s in NYC

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pizza hut and taco bell just have that incredibly-fucking-good-once-every-three-months thing about them

no, pizza hut is horrible.

Is the FA show tonight in the VA? (If so, I may swing by after work.)

The Red Baron v Paris Hilton

Tombstone v Britney Spears

Little Caesar’s v Lindsay Lohan

Papa John’s v Kirsten Dunst

California Pizza Kitchen v Fran Drescher

Pizza Boli v Jennifer Lopez

Homemade pizza made by an actual Italian grandmother who has worked on it all day in the kitchen and got all the ingredients fresh from her summer garden and made the mozzarella the day before with milk she got from her own personal bufala v Salma Hayek

paris hilton

tombstone

lohan lohan LOHAN

papa john’s

fran

pizza bolies

homemadio’s

does little caesar’s even still exist??

The Red Baron v Paris Hilton
Tombstone v Britney Spears
Little Caesar’s v Lindsay Lohan
Papa John’s v Kirsten Dunst
California Pizza Kitchen v Fran Drescher
Pizza Boli v Jennifer Lopez

I’ll take the pizza. Also: details on how Vace weirded you out.

little caesar’s and red baron are seriously really horribly terrible in the worst way it’s like somebody thought you could make pizza using velveeta or easy cheeze or something

you’d even take CPK?? Dude, gross. Also: HELLO SAUCE THAT IS IN THE INCORRECT PLACE.

you’d even take CPK?? Dude, gross. Also: HELLO SAUCE THAT IS IN THE INCORRECT PLACE.

— Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (garance8...), December 7th, 2006.

Oh, okay. Yeah they have weird sauce. Also HI DERE I WILL TAKE SHITTY PIZZA ANY DAY OVER YOU

All of those people on that 2nd list are odious. As for the pizza, I’ll stick anything in my mouth once.

ok you’re gay.

Okay, why am i gay? Because I don’t want to get within twenty feet of those hideous bitchmonsters? K. Dunst is the least nastiest of alla those chicks and she’s still nasty.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP WORRYING ABOUT PIZZA AND GO EAT SOME MORE PUSSY

OTM BOT

You’re the one with the “putting anything in my mouth” comments and I mean K. Dunst is hideous. JUST ADMIT IT DUDE, YR GAY.

2 AMY’S V TOM CRUISE AMIRITE LOL

you guys ever notice how we manage to pack like eleven different thread ideas that would get 400+ posts on the noize bored into one thread, and it’s funnier?

i would eat all of this pizzas in second list

“putting anything in my mouth” & “thinking hags are nasty” =/ me being gay

either that or you are scared of wifey ;_;

XPOST THERE ARE THREE LISTS DUDES, MAN UP AND ANSWER THEM ALL

also mary, FA show is at the red & the black in NE. we’ll get down to virginny again someday.

i’m running out of pizzas and girls to keep playing this game with though. Mostly running out of pizzas though.

i would eat all of this pizzas in second list
— 50,000,000 blelvis fans can’t be wrong (teenagequie...), December 7th, 2006.

Thank you. Also TOMBOT:

you guys ever notice how we manage to pack like eleven different thread ideas that would get 400+ posts on the noize bored into one thread, and it’s funnier?
— TOM. BOT. (tombo...), December 7th, 2006.

Yeah, we are awesome, aren’t we? SEIOUSLY YOU GUYS ARE BEST EVEN THOUGH YOU THINK I DON“T LIKE THE PUSSY

hold yr horses ally at the moment i’m eating neither pizza nor pussy BUT HUMBLE LENTIL SOUP. will advise shortly.

Fran Drescher

Fran Drescher

Fran Drescher

Fran Drescher

Fran Drescher

Fran Drescher

and fuck that old lady’s pizza

Pizza Hut v Angelina Jolie

2 Amy’s v Anne Hathaway

Domino’s v Tara Reid DEATH, THANKS

Vace v Elizabeth Hurley

Patsy’s in NYC v Uma Thurman

FBI Cafeteria Pizza v Mary Kate Olson

I expect toe-sucking tonight.

just sayin’

Listen, MW, Dr. Morbius said it and I trust him, plus this pizza thing.

We should expand this to all foods, like for example

Wendys v Mischa Barton

Sonic v Mandy Moore

Tom Burgers v Keira Knightley

(This might be difficult for ZR to get in on, I understand)

xpost dude we know we know, you’re “not gay” jeez you didn’t need to pick ALL the girls.

also dudes sorry but Alex OTM, Fran Drescher is totally hot.

Wait MW you would take Elizabeth Hurley over Vace? Really???

Gimme Pizza lyrics

Gimme pizza, P-I-Z-Z-a. Gimme pizza, P-I-Z-Z-A.

Now we’re feeling kinda hungry.

We got the mega munchies.

Got to make our pizza as big as some countries.

How much pizza do you think we can chow?

More than our parents would ever allow.

We’re gonna make a master-piece a pizza.

A work of art like the Mona Lisa.

It’s gonna be high like the Tower of Pisa.

But to get there...You don’t need a visa.

Pizza, P-I-Z-Z-A. Gimme pizza.

Uh, did I happen to say, I want pizza.

P-I-Z-Z-A. I want pizza.

Hey, are you ready to play?

Now set down the pizza and bring me some chicken.

Throw it on top and make it finger lickin’

Guacomole. Meatballs, whip cream pouring like waterfalls.

Here’s some salsa to make it hot.

Here’s a lot of ice cream to hit the spot.

Toss the fish, let it fly, fly, fly, pizza pie.

Pizza, P-I-Z-Z-A. Gimme pizza.

Watch it rise like a soufflУЉ.

Gimme pizza. P-I-Z-Z-A.

I want pizza. You think we should stop?

Get your motors ready cause here we go.

Chocolate sauce, spreading it slow.

Oreos, marshmallows, caramel, coconut cream, egg foo young, chicken tongue.

Hold the eyeballs. I’m gonna scream.

Now don’t forget the rice or mashed potatoes.

And what about these fried green tomatoes?

Batter’s up, catcher’s ready.

1–2–3–4–5...spaghetti!

Pasta...Put it in the pizza.

Fist sticks...Put it in the pizza.

Ketchup...Put it in the pizza.

Meatloaf...Put it in the pizza.

Pizza, P-I-Z-Z-A. Gimme pizza.

Add some tacos, Ole!

I want pizza. P-I-Z-Z-A.

I want pizza. Call us the queens of gourmet.

I want pizza. P-I-Z-Z-A. Gimme pizza.

How much does it weigh? I want pizza.

P-I-Z-Z-A. I want pizza.

Is it finally done?

Here it is, ready to serve.

This pizza is made...Yeah!

xpost dude we know we know, you’re “not gay” jeez you didn’t need to pick ALL the girls.

— Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (garance8...), December 7th, 2006.

HA AHAHA AHAHA AH OH SHIT

Get your motors ready cause here we go.

Chocolate sauce, spreading it slow.

Oreos, marshmallows, caramel, coconut cream, egg foo young, chicken tongue.

Hold the eyeballs. I’m gonna scream.

Now don’t forget the rice or mashed potatoes.

And what about these fried green tomatoes?

Batter’s up, catcher’s ready.

1–2–3–4–5...spaghetti!

Poison v Gwen Stefani

(either the band or the kind that kills rats)

xpost DAMN

PIZZA PIZZA

Pizza, P-I-Z-Z-A. Gimme pizza.
Uh, did I happen to say, I want pizza.

it’s kind of awesome that they apparently recorded an album of wesley willis songs

hahaha ^^^ wtf?

TOMBOT PICKED LOTSA PIZZA NO ONE TYHINKG TOMBOT IS THE GAY

Pasta...Put it in the pizza.
Fist sticks...Put it in the pizza.
Ketchup...Put it in the pizza.
Meatloaf...Put it in the pizza.

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS NOT A TYPO

xpost I already know Tom is gay

I’m going to go eat a sandwich. We’ll see how gay I am later.

LOL @ fist sticks

I think Eric Bana in a suit would be fucking hot. That is all.

— TOMBOT (bon...), February 7th, 2005.

haha this is the first time I use google cache!!!

Pizza Hut v Angelina Jolie—hittin the hut, which i actually LIKE although i haven’t eaten there in a very long time

2 Amy’s v Anne Hathaway—oh Anne most definitely

Domino’s v Tara Reid—UH do i have to choose here? i mean shit i guess domino’s but even then this is clearly a right into the fridge in hopes that roommates will discover and scarf down situation here

Vace v Elizabeth Hurley—mebbe liz? vace is good though not mindblowing or nothing. actually no, i’m going vace because without it my thursday postwork hangouts are gonna be pizzaless and that’s really not cool

Patsy’s in NYC v Uma Thurman—never had patsy’s. uma.

FBI Cafeteria Pizza v Mary Kate Olson—def. cafeteria pizza.

The Red Baron v Paris Hilton—RED BARON WHAT? yeah that shit’s a staple of my high school loungin at home while skipping class routine.

Tombstone v Britney Spears—likewise. also britney’s eyes freak me out, she’s a little fetal alcohol-y.

Little Caesar’s v Lindsay Lohan—pizza pizza!

Papa John’s v Kirsten Dunst—sorry K tho i respect yr work in bring it on and you are clearly the least sketchy of the ladies on this latter list, papa john’s donated free food for my eagle scout project

California Pizza Kitchen v Fran Drescher—CPK, sorry ally

Pizza Boli v Jennifer Lopez—oh come on now, pizza boli!

Wendys v Mischa Barton—Wendy’s is the best fast food and no amount of vegetarianism’s gonna make me revise my stance there

Sonic v Mandy Moore—Oh, let’s say...Mandy

Tom Burgers v Keira Knightley—Tom’s a bro. i pick Tom.

So in conclusion i’m mostly gay, i suppose.

ALSO the single best pizza ever, Revello’s of the self-proclaimed “Pizza Capitol of the World,” Old Forge, PA:

is not on that list and it is better than just about any rack in the world.

Ah, the burgeoning H street district. What time do the FA’s go on? I may stop by, then again I may lame out as usual.

I just had a FBI cafeteria pizza that RULED.

it was chicken margherita pizza feature day which means like a 9“ pizza with fresh-looking whole toppings plus whoever made it seems to agree with me that coarse ground black pepper is a great thing to cover chicken with. it was the jam.

G-Man Pizza, wow.

Pizza beat histrionic actresses any day.

what is with anyone liking pizza hut? That place is so rank.

doors are at 9, two band bill. i’d guess 9:30, but maybe 9:45.

how about you are so WRONG

I really miss living on top of a pizza place. 6pm every day they’d light the oven and you could smell it from the balcony.

HI I WOULD LIKE MY PIZZA SERVED BY JESSICA SIMPSON AND THE CRUST MUST ACTUALLY CONTAIN A) AN ENTIRE OTHER PIZZA B) 3 TWINKIES C) HOT ICE CREAM, AND THE TOPPINGS SHOULD BE AN ENTIRE TURKDUCKEN, PEPPER JACK CHEESE, EXTRA MOZZERELLA, AND PEPPERMINT PIECES = PIZZA HUT

though I’d probably take Pizza Hut over Jessica Simpson. THat is possibly the only instance.

I can’t think of anything worse.

Now if you were to offer me la vera pizza napolitana served by a sexy particle physicist, we’d have something to talk about.

well i just usually went with a cheese hand-tossed but y’know i guess you could get it stuffed with platypus or something if you wanted.

ZR they don’t allow you to order that anymore, you have to at least pick a crust filled with jalapeno poppers and marmalade.

She may have a clip board and a white coat (and far too much makeup I might add) but can’t she explain nullity in mozzarella strings.

Scientists cannot wear makeup!!

I am bored and I don’t feel well, you all should be snappier with the replying.

are the cosmetics interfering with the research, or does the research interfere with the cosmetics

they create the cosmetics, so I think they should be allowed to wear them.

how do i shot INLAND EMPIRE

what do you mean by this

NO CAT TIME IS OVER

OMG you guys, I just had the best water cress and cucumber sandwich? With a dandelion vinagrette!

RUSS MEYER USED TO EAT THOSE ALL THE TIME

i can’t wait to see inland empire.

well you’ll have to wait like everybody else

has someone invented the deep fried pizza yet? i would like a deep fried pizza with a cheeseburger on top

fbi cafeteria pizza >>>> david lynch