i think Borat stole her heart

it is impossible for a jourlaist to write Tommy Lee’s name without the “rocker” qualifer in front of it.

What, did she cheat on him with UNCLE KRACKER?

Kid Rock is the worst human being alive today.

each cited “irreconcilable differences”

In every celebrity divorce paper ever.

In every statement to the press ever: We will remain GR34T friends and respect eachother.

I don’t think I’ve ever heard any Kid Rock song, what’s he like?

Shit.

If he’s 35, shouldn’t he stop calling himself “Kid Rock”? What’s wrong with “Adult Rock”?

Shit.

— Venga1 (des2302@g

OTM. His music is fuck-awful.

Well, yeah, but what’s it like, like, analytically?

S followed by H follo...

What’s wrong with “Adult Rock”?

Well, for one thing you can’t really make an ass out of yourself like Kid Rock does. That said, I think he’s sort of... I dunno, fascinating. But then I think Paris Hilton is also kinda captivating. *waves at Lex* ;-)

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Well, yeah, but what’s it like, like, analytically?

Trailer park rock with a healthy serving of MOR country thrown in. Oh, and the occasional rap.

Kid Rock is a republican douchebag who had a big fundraising concert for Michael Bouchard in Michigan.

kid rock describes his music thusly:

I make punk rock
And I mix it with the hip hop
I get you higher than a tree top
You wanna roll with the Kid Rock
I make Southern Rock
And I mix it with the hip hop

it, of course, contains none of those elements.

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Darramous not only got banned by Stet, he went and got all of his posts nuked from existence. there were two on this thread i believe.

Tuomas: Kid Rock grew up the richest kid in a small suburb in Michigan. His music seeks to fuse Hip Hop with “white trash” rock and country. My favorite Kid Rock line ever:

I’m not straight outta Compton, I’m straight out the trailer!

I watched this rockumentary sort of thing on Kid Rock on CMT of all places once, and he seems like a likeable enough guy who has worked pretty fucking hard to achieve what he has, but jesus christ I would rather listen to amplified dial-up noises.

Kid Rock is a name on the list of people I quite like in theory despite not actually ever wanting to engage with them and their work in practice (see also Marilyn Manson + some other people that I listed on other-ILX once, none of whom I can remember now).

Yeah, he fascinates me like Marylin Manson does: they are both quite intelligent despite their image. I love the fact Kid Rock is straight out of riches cause I’m sure that some will use this as an excuse to hate his music. Or something. Fuck my migraine, can’t even think properly. Not that I ever could.

no kid rock is actually pretty dumb

Darramous not only got banned by Stet, he went and got all of his posts nuked from existence. there were two on this thread i believe.

Who is Darramous?

hilary duff and joel madden have split, as well.

Who are they?

www.google.com

everyone’s a Lex these days.

Hillary Duff anf Joe Madden invented Google?

Yes. Yes, they did.

NO JOE C, NO CREDIBILITY.

that is really odd.

what a douche.

Anderson, who suffered a miscarriage this month

This kind of breaks my heart!

everyone’s a Lex these days.

hysterics

yr wife was naked in playboy a bunch of times, seen by millions of people fucking tommy lee on video and you get all huffy and call her a slut for getting fake kidnapped by borat wtf?

..just crossed the line, I guess.

She has the worst taste in guys ever.

“From hangin with sinners and second hand cheap sex

To gettin much respect from top record execs”

You see that’s just wrong right there...

I think that track would be nice if he wasn’t such a bad rapper.

Tuomas, you’ve done some research!

The fact that Borat is involved in all this makes it so, so, so much better.

i’m calling it now:

Bruno/Kid Rock sex video is climax of Bruno movie.