It’s marginally better than being sexually related to a member of Dave Matthews Band. But only just.

sexually related??

Is this like being related by marriage, but with looser standards?

is this “sex by proxy”?

“finding out”??

Kissin’ cousins? Squidbillies with benefits?

Boo at UrbanDictionary having no definition for “custard cousins”.

That’s extremely gross.

does this mean that you and another ILXor have had sex with the same person?

MILK BROTHERS

This is kind of a dumb thing to be worried about, isn’t it? I can name at least a handful — after all, everyone who doesn’t get married/cleave to their current partner for life eventually sleeps with someone else...or someones elses. Although it’s possible I’m just rationalizing this matter to downplay my own tarty ways.

lol “tarty ways”

Is this thread about the herp?

I have not have sex with all this ilxors.

internetaids

Maybe it is time to revive “the chart”

what’s your definition of “sexually related”?

Yeah, and does bukkake count?

Bukkake is a unidirectional connection, obv

i would have bukkake with all this ILXors?

Bukkake is a unidirectional connection, obv

But what if you’re really messy?

then the node has a directed edge onto itself

If I’ve just had an ILXor slap his dick around my mouth and that’s it, does that count?