ew ew ew ew!
I like the image of him crying into his porn collection better; I imagine he doesn’t even have the will to watch it, he’s just, like, hugging the DVDs to him as he sobs.
he’ll pull the dvd off the shelf, instantly shoots his load, and then the tears flow.
“and you’re thinkin’, this is for the world chamionship.”
so is bill or the porn to blame for this?
I thought those two had been broken up ages ago, wtf.
puntin like my daddy
(sorry)
“NFL NOTEBOOK: 49ers’ late surge prevents clinching”
urr hurr
so has anyone talked about how utterly surreal it is that NFL Network is airing a show called WHO IS TONY ROMO? also this is still hilarious: “I didn’t mean to offend nobody but Kellen Winslow. Pretty much, that’s it about that.”
<3joey
HAHAHA gear
MY GOD IT’S FULL OF STARS
haha wtf!
i really like nfl street
ALEXANDER (shaun)
with special homosexual applause minigame, ah hopes ah hopes?
After a trip through Bed Bath & Beyond, sniffing out melon-scented lotion for Valerie, his wife of eight months, Alexander stood outside the Red Robin and enjoyed the aroma of the food. What he really had a passion for, he admitted, were cheese balls.
whoops
what’s santa’s right hand doing
49ers beating the Hawks? The NFC West is just ass.
They didn’t beat the Hawks... they SWEPT them. Like, wtf.
Be afraid. Be very afraid!!! NSFCF (Not Safe for Charger Fans)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=47FxIkGx26k
I might actually watch this.
lol wtf with any of these Alexander.jpgs.
GUYS the ad for next week’s AMERICA’S GAME BEST SUPERBOWL TEAMS AS READ BY RANDOM CELEBRITIES totally RULES. It’s for the ’96 Packers and the clip they have for the promo is Brett Favre going, “Well, I guess, when you’re takin’ that many painkillers a day, I mean, that’s how you know there’s a problem.” And that’s it!!!
I watched a show titled something like BEST GAME EVER on NFLN this morning, it was a fuckin’ 1980 playoff game between the Cowboys and the Falcons. I have no idea why I watched this. It was followed by flag football championship (!!!) and WHO IS TONY ROMO and that was when I was like, no, it’s time to take a shower. Except then we found a show called MAN V BEAST which involved Japanese eating competition world record holder Nathan’s hotdog dude in a hot dog eating competition...WITH A BEAR.
Bear won, btw.
Moynahan, who’s 36, has made no secret of her desire to start a family. Asked recently where she sees herself in five years, the actress, who grew up in Longmeadow, replied, “Definitely marriage and kids.” Brady, 29, was asked the same question on WEEI earlier this week and said, “Playing football.”
Why does everybody hate Ryan Leaf?
That’s really just the tip of the iceberg. When he was with the Chargers, he used to go back to WSU to try to pick up college girls and get in fights with frat boys. He was a real piece of work.
Awesome, Vermeil’s on tonight’s game.
Except then we found a show called MAN V BEAST which involved Japanese eating competition world record holder Nathan’s hotdog dude in a hot dog eating competition...WITH A BEAR.
This is one of the greatest things television ever made. Also, midgets vs. elephant!
“See, what’s important now is for the zebra to realize that he’s in a race.”
that brett favre painkiller promo rules!
Midgets v Elephant looked amazing. I also sat through sumo wrestler v orangutan but really did need to go get ready to go out so I didn’t stay for midget/elephant or man v giraffes and zebras :\
Croaky voice aside, what the hell is wrong with Vermeil? He’s jabbering a mile a minute, talking over Gumbel constantly...I SUSPECT DRUGS.
wow I had no idea what Ryan Leaf’s story was. That dude was a douche!
“GUYS the ad for next week’s AMERICA’S GAME BEST SUPERBOWL TEAMS AS READ BY RANDOM CELEBRITIES totally RULES. It’s for the ’96 Packers and the clip they have for the promo is Brett Favre going, ”Well, I guess, when you’re takin’ that many painkillers a day, I mean, that’s how you know there’s a problem.“ And that’s it!!!
— Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (garance8...) (webmail), December 16th, 2006 8:10 PM. (Allyzay Eisenschefter)”
HAHAHAHA YES!!!! When I saw this I died larfing. that Falcons/Cowboys playoff game you spoke of is like a microcosm for the misery of the franchise and is probz the team’s most memorable failure. ps. EAT IT COWFAGS
vermeil needs a lozenge but i’m luvvin the dude in the booth. when i heard his croak my first thought was “they need to get faulk in there” followed by “why isn’t he a commentator anyway?”—he was voted smartest player in the league a few years back, the guy knows his stuff. i’d love to hear him doing this regularly imo.
aidsboys
vick is almost to 1000 yds, dude is a monster, romo looks like vinny testaverde back there compared to him.
san diego state in the hizzouse.
Faulk isn’t in the booth yet because he intends to play next year.
Man I wish I could watch this game. Looks amazing. Fucking Time Warner vs NFL shite.
Ade, Terrell’s got me two touchdowns so far! :D
:‘(
deangelo hall sucks so bad.
Snrub, I THINK next week (maybe the week after) is freebie week for NFLN on Time Warner actually, they worked out a deal with them to test market it and see what the response is. So, you will get to see some at least. Just not tonight :\
ps Dear NFLN:
Who the hell told you people that DEION “MR. IMPARTIAL NOT AT ALL CRAZY RANTS” SANDERS was an acceptable sub-in for Vermeil? I wish Faulk would rip his tongue out so he could get a word in edgewise.
lol I kind of love it. this is either the best or worst possible game for Prime to be in the booth for, since he’s still very involved w/both teams.
i think there’s been rumblings of Martz getting faulk to come to detroit. that’d be awesome.
oh my holy god wtf are the Falcons doing
This is reminding me of that crazy 48–47 Packers-Redskins game from WAY back (’83 or ’84).
This is reminding me of watching a cat eat a bug. You know how they just like put it in their mouth and make a face like “Oh god wtf am I doing?” and spit it back out and then the bug runs away but not very much and so the cat does it again, over and over, for about an hour until finally either the bug escapes or the cat gets a wild hair and finally bites into the bug.
HAHAHAH hi dere Brett on my tv, talkin’ ’bout yr painkillers some more. I hope the end of that story is that he was high as a kite off percoset during the ’96 super bowl, and thought that they were actually playing an army of mutated giant cats.
“I thought I was choppin’ fahrwood on my farm back in Kill.”
Is that Favre painkillers promo thing on youtube?
the story of that 96 team is really indescribably hilarious. i’d seen a seperate show about it a while back and the interview with the return guy who won MVP was so lol—the part of the super bowl he talked about most glowingly was how much he was anticipating doing the robot in the endzone. i don’t know how to describe it.
i can’t believe we never talked about the prilosec commercial. HERE I AM WITH MY BUDDIES EATIN SOME CRAWDADDIES, HOOTIE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
OH GOD, COACH. I CAN SEE FOREVER.
xpost dude, I think pretty much all NFLN stuff was pulled from youtube :(
I think I’ve been so blind-sided by the Dan Marino weight loss ads that I can’t even think about the Brett Favre heartburn issue. I’m holding out hope that sometime soon we shall see Terry Bradshaw on a Cialis ad.
Bradshaw needs to be the new Smilin’ Bob for Enzyte.
oh fuck this shit
:/ i mean it’s pretty hilarious to me but fuck the Cowboys seriously.
man you know what i like guys
maine coons
also this dude:
“i’ve got a new nickname—SKINNY!!!!!!!”
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
^^^ the cats Brett Favre played against in the Super Bowl. They were excellent at doing the robot.
PS
“Right now, Michael Vick will HAVE to be Michael Vick.”
“Yes, well, he has to be.”
as much as i want the bears to win the super bowl—preferably running through/over the giants en route, lol fu ally j/k ;( —right now i’ll be happy with anyone but the cowboys, to be honest.
order of nfc preference for playoff hopefuls:
bears
saints
falcons
eagles
seahawks
49ers
giants
cowboys
the highly favored packers fall to the orange crush
lol lol oh dudes Hall is claiming TO spit in his face right after the first punt.
HAHAHAHAHA are you guys still watching NFLN? TO just admitted to it and now there is uncomfortable moments with Deion lecturing him.
: O
I guess that’s why Hall was going apeshit on the sidelines w/Mora and Vick calming him down. just... wow.
I hope TO’s kidney explodes on a Brian Dawkins cheapshot and also that he gets AIDS and maybe cancer.
I am absolutely stunned that the Falcons didn’t murder TO. TO’s excuse was like literally, “Oh yeah, DeAngelo kept talking to me and he annoyed me, so I needed to send him a message” ?????! LOL @ Deion actually saying, “Do you UNDERSTAND that this is the worst thing you could do to another man?” and TO replying, “I apologized and am moved on.” Also LOL @ Faulk being totally pissed as all get the fuck out with the whole thing and leaving set when TO was there??? God I am glad I stayed up.
“I didn’t mean to offend nobody but DeAngelo Hall. I apologized and am moved on.” (this is what I wish was said)
ok, i’m pissed i missed this. dick in a box on snl was actually funny but this is like lightyears better-sounding.
I loved the implication from Faulk that if he had been spit on, he would’ve murdered TO’s entire family and then fed a still-alive TO to wolverines or something. Dude is serious about hating spitting.
Deion Sanders: Well you have to at least give TO credit that he came on here, and he told the truth.
Rich Eisen: But the truth is the most horrible thing that could’ve happened.
Deion: Well the thing with TO, he isn’t like me or you, we, you know, we get information and we process it and then we react. TO, he just reacts and then processes.
Mariucci: Yeah, like an infant or something.
Eisen: I don’t care if he’s telling the truth, that is a bad thing to do.
Sanders: Yeah, that’s true too, I mean you don’t spit on a man. But at least he didn’t lie. He’s an honest guy.
Cap’n Save-a-Schizo
ok ILNFL is better than everything
Mariucci: Yeah, like an infant or something
He is saying this about a human being HE used to manage. I mean, imagine if your boss said this about you.
oh man parcells must be so pissed he has to coach this guy.
My Super Bowl nightmare: Cowboys vs. Ravens.
guess what, i am going to lose in the first round of the fantasy football playoffs thanks to my misplaced trust in david garrard instead of j.p. losman, lol at me
I am so sad I missed Marshall Faulk’s righteous indignation! also, I wish I knew how Eisen delivered this: “I don’t care if he’s telling the truth, that is a bad thing to do.” it reads like it had the potential to be amazing.
also, yay to the Bills shutting out loathsome Dolphins, boo to the Bills getting their shit together only at the end of the season. :(
Saints looked flat, but if they needed a breather, this was a good week to take it.
guess what, i am going to lose in the first round of the fantasy football playoffs thanks to my misplaced trust in ....
Drew Brees!
Argh wtf. :(
fucking giants... i don’t really like them but i like them more than i like the eagles. horrible game.
guess what, i am going to lose in the first round of the fantasy football playoffs thanks to my misplaced trust in david garrard instead of j.p. losman, lol at me
Yay for me!
it’s looking like your drew brees is gonna get cancelled out by my trent green.
Hmm, maybe. LT was pretty great tonight. I think you still might have me beat.
By my calculations, you win like 76–65. Argh.
HAHAHAHAHAHA GIANT FAN MOTHERFUCKERS JEFF GARCIA LAUGHS AT YOU!!!
revenge is suuuuWEEEEEEEEEEEET
hahahaha LT was ONE YARD short of 200. thanks dude >(
jeff garcia is an ugly man
Everyone in the AFC is still in the playoff hunt apparently.
Hall on Owens:
“The only thing he said to me after the game was that he heard I got beat up in a club. What is wrong with this guy? Man, I don’t even hang out in clubs. But that’s what this guy says to me after spitting in my face? Something is wrong with the guy and the league should do something about it.”
In my other fantasy league (i.e. the one where I don’t suck), I need 30+ points combined from Carson Palmer & Rudy Johnson in order to counteract the THIRTY EIGHT LT dropped last night & defeat the only undefeated team left in our league. & this is a semi-final, to boot. Colts D better not let me down.
I am spending this morning by surreptitiously watching a postgame westbrook interview on espn.com and pausing it at random moments for hilarious freeze-frame facial expression comedy.