“The only thing he said to me after the game was that he heard I got beat up in a club. What is wrong with this guy? Man, I don’t even hang out in clubs. But that’s what this guy says to me after spitting in my face? Something is wrong with the guy and the league should do something about it.”

OK the bolded part is the funniest thing that he could’ve possibly said.

I heard you got beat up in a club is going to be my new all purpose apology from now on.

“I heard you got beat up in a club. I didn’t mean to offend nobody but Kellen Winslow. I apologized and am moved on.”

BTW if this was still ILX and its own separate board with its own moderators, you would’ve been instantly banned for posting such a hideous picture, Eisbar. Do not take this as a sign you should push your luck; if I see that kind of ugly again I’m sending the guards to the mod board and requesting the board be recreated, specifically to ban you.

Daer Eisbar:

How about not being such a bandwagon ho and actually posting when your team isn’t the shit? And, god yes, fuck that Garcia pinky shit.

losing to jeff garcia always hurts double

to be fair who would have thought a transsexual would have done so well for her/himself in the nfl

the last time he raped the giants my neighbor down the hall was incredulously screaming NO! louder and louder as it became apparent just wtf jeff garcia was doing to them.

Oh, I don’t care about the Giants losing at this point, the more they lose to people like Jeff Garcia the more likely it is that Coughlin’s ass is gonna get saaaaaaaaaaaaaacked and that is the best outcome this season can have for the Giants at this point.

I AM TOM COUGHLIN

GONNA LOSE MY JOB AT SEASON’S END

(you have to sing this to the tune of “Iron Man” by Black Sabbath, FYI, preferably during that stupid ass truck commercial that plays “Iron Man”)

I saw the 4th quarter of that game- that wasn’t the same Garcia who played for the Browns.

As an added bonus they showed Garcia kissing the dude that intercepted that tipped ball at the end.

I stopped paying very good attention to the game during the 3rd quarter to be honest.

boo to the Bills getting their shit together only at the end of the season

But you know this is CLASSIC, right?

i figure Garcia’s at a huge advantage here because that reid/holmgren jr. offense is the same as the mooch/holmgren jr. offense he uh flourished under. smart pickup by the iggiez! it’s probably time for them to draft a QB though.

There was a commercial during the Ladanian Tomlinson Sunday Night Special, where the Taco Bell prez apologized for his meat making people sick, right?

Wow I completely, completely misread your post, Daver. I need some sleep.

the lollersk8 thing said last night speaking of Eagles’ QBs, “After the Super Bowl, why couldn’t TO have been on the cover of Madden instead of poor McNabb?”

the bills @ 7–7 is totally blowing me away right now, even more than the titans or jets. i mean... WAHT.

That’s why they play the games!

YES, the Taco Bell dude was on Sunday. They should’ve shown him taking a bite out of a taco and spitting it on D. Hall.

also, my friend Bills crazed friend Frank (West Seneca) has been freakily non-chalant about the team this year. I’m more excited than he his. He said the Chargers game was blacked out a couple weeks ago.

i figure Garcia’s at a huge advantage here because that reid/holmgren jr. offense is the same as the mooch/holmgren jr. offense he uh flourished under. smart pickup by the iggiez!

exactly — that’s what i’d been saying all along (well, at least to folks off ILXor).

neither the eagles nor the giants will get very far if either makes the playoffs, though.

JARED ALLEN

HOME SCHOOL

THANKS MOM :(

meanwhile, in MN, Tavaras Jackson mania has hit:

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v482/ultravikingfan/?action=view¤t=t

j.flv

CHAD JOHNSONS SHOES YAY!

lol @ Peyton getting kinda pissy with Michelle Toyota or whatever the hell that frumpy sideline girl’s name is.

THANK YOU BENGALS for bowing down to the “daunting” Colt “defense”.

But you know this is CLASSIC, right?

dude, I grew up in Buffalo. nobody knows this better than I do. it’s just hard on the fans, man.

the bills @ 7–7 is totally blowing me away right now, even more than the titans or jets. i mean... WAHT.

you heard it here first: my Bills are going to be Super Bowl contendahs next season! it’s possible I’m just drunk after watching MNF at a bar and will be really embarrassed about this declaration tomorrow, but I think Willis McGahee’s got a couple more good years in him.

also, I love Chad Johnson’s shoes and Chad Johnson in general, but I’m glad the Colts won and I just wish Peyton Manning would crack a smile once in a while. I just want him to be happy.

the colts won last year too! oh yeah, those poor colts, A BLOO BLOO BLOO ;__________; (nb. I am happy they won too, but only because a Bengals loss gets my precious Titans one step closer to the playoffs)

i sort of like TO again after finding out that he rides a volkswagon beetle with 20 inch dubs.

horseshoe, where’d you watch the game?

Grand Central, I think the bar was called? I’ve never been there before, was dragged by a friend. it was overly lincoln parky, but there was cheap beer.

I do not know what to make of TO driving a Beetle. whaaaaat?

Nine Chargers Pro Bowlers! Holy cow. This has easily been the best Chargers season of my life, better than even the super bowl season, which seemed mostly like luck and inevitable destruction.

does this guy

make you a little nervous?

schottenheimer makes consistently great faces—entire first gis page is gold.

really u guys should take a

oh man i can’t wait til that image gets cock-souped.

are u even hearing the words coming out my mouth jeez

FUCKING

GOOGLE ME!!!

ok sorry i yelled—but it was pretty great right? who’s yr buddy? it’s me, marty!

does this guy make you a little nervous?

Well I mean of course, but no more than the Chargers’ natural birthright to losingness.

I go away for one day and you guys just post pix of Schottenheimer?? ;_;

those are some good pix of schottenheimer

Wait—shouldn’t that CSTB pic already be cock-souped?

No, I agree. But still...there is only a couple of them.

yeah likely cause felonious bengals losing to manning et al was kind of a downer—especially since the night started so auspiciously with chad johnson custom shoes.

I don’t usually find that outcome at all a downer but learning that it clinched the Ravens was a downer indeed.

Wait—shouldn’t that CSTB pic already be cock-souped?

seriously, i’m disappointed in gc. perhaps joel could do something about it.

pats/jag(bags) game is on cbs in chicago this sunday! THANK EWE SANTA!!!

Good news: I’ll be out of town and will miss the Bucs/Browns super debacle bowl

Bad news: I’ll be getting the Lions game.

FOR THE CHAMPEENSHIP:

Who should I start as my W/R: Morencey (Packers vs. Vikes) or the Griffith d00d (Falcolns vs. Panzers)?

griffith.

Tarvaris Jackson coming out rarty in green bay tonite!!! so excited!

Both guys are splitting time at RB, but word is Morency’s going to spell Green a lot on 3rd downs, plus he’s coming a 2-TD game (jeez, his only TDs all season!).

marty CHOKENHEIMER

“I go away for one day and you guys just post pix of Schottenheimer?? ;_”

At least it wasn’t naked pics of Brian Billick.

Your search—“brian billick” naked—did not match any documents (thank christ).

Suggestions:

* Make sure all words are spelled correctly.

* Try different keywords.

* Try more general keywords.

* Buy a fucking clue.

* Try fewer keywords.

BRETT FAVRE LOVES STEVE MARIUCCI

STEVE MARIUCCI LOVES BRETT FAVRE

TOMBOT:

Would Brett Favre still play football if his entire team was electrical midgets, except for him?

ALLYZAY:

Ha! That’s not even a question.

LOL x 17,000 at burgeoning Adam Schefter/Al Davis beef.

With tonight’s heroic, convincing victory over their purple-clad rivals, Green Bay is still in contention for a wild card bid. OMG WTF SOS LOL ABC PDQ STD ATF.

they could make it if philly splits! btw how the hell does bubba franks still have a job.

THE FAVRE MAGIC IS BACK

playoff picture is 100% madness. if your team got beat by the Browns you should be automatically disqualified (KC, NY, ATL)

3 first downs for the Vikes last night. THE BROWNS CAN GET THAT IN A HALF

Aren’t the only technically disqualified teams at this point the Raiders and the Redskins? I mean FFS I think Rich Eisen went on for exactly 13 minutes last night (the other 47 were spent on mentioning that last night MIGHT VERY WELL BE Brett Favre’s last game at Lambeau) about how the Packers could still be in the playoffs EVEN IF THEY LOST LAST NIGHT AND NEXT WEEK if certain things happen. I mean FFS 7–9 teams should not be in the playoffs, there should be a law in which pro teams get replaced by Ohio State and Michigan and even Miami if they try to pretend they are wildcard teams with less than a .500 on their record. This should be a federal law, btw, not just an NFL law because the officials are tricksters, they might reinterpret it and let the Vikings slip in.

OH WAIT THERE IS ONE MORE DISQUALIFIED, the Vikings because there is no way they can catch up with the illustrious 7–8 GREEN BAY PACKERS lol lol

they should have a playoffs and just invite everyone—wouldn’t that be nice?

Except Kellen Winslow.

yeah, the playoff tuck rule eliminates the Raiders but not the Redskins.

The Browns are still in it because Kosar was offered Nancy Pelosi’s job.

i meant to invite everyone except kellen winslow. i heard he got beat up in a club. I apologized and am moved on.

“Here, have some of my saliva.”

I JUST NOTICED THAT BOOK IS FIRST IN A SERIES, I AM DYING TO FIND OUT THE REST OF THEM

Tampa + Brown0z are playing the only game this year that has ZERO mathematical playoff consequences.

My mother was actively rooting for GB last night because everyone in MN hates Childress because he sucks. I could not even be arsed to watch one minute of game.

you can really see the nascent psycho in little t’s face there.

i dont think that is a photograph

i heard you got beat up in a club.

i’d invite kellen winslow, but only b/c he’s the TE on my team. I TRADED TODD HEAP FOR HIM, WHAT A FOOL I AM.

OH WAIT THERE IS ONE MORE DISQUALIFIED, the Vikings because there is no way they can catch up with the illustrious 7–8 GREEN BAY PACKERS lol lol

;_;

;_;

‘

’

‘

’

___________________________________________________________

^^^ that line is a river FYI

My sister thinks she would do roaring business selling ‘bring back Mike Tice’ shirts.

You’d be better off with a Bring Back Tarkenton shirt.

my mom had a crush on fran tarkenton

BRING BACK WARREN MOON

I have heard a good deal of blather in the media about “WHAT IF A 7–9 TEAM MAKES IT IN THE NFC” but like that would be almost impossible. Is anyone even paying attention. I mean, an 8–8 team probably won’t make it unless Seattle somehow loses two in a row, which seems impossible. I mean, Seattle isn’t going to lose to the Bucs, people.

LIFE IS A GAME OF INCHES, MICHAEL. ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN, ON ANY DAY OF THE WEEK.

OMG THAT GUY’S EYEBALL IS LYING ON THE FIELD

The thing about the NFC is that every single one of the teams in it finds new and challenging ways to look like they are completely disinterested in winning any game at all. Goddamn I wish I had my SI in front of me at work, which player was it that got all called out for celebrating a first down when his team lost 10–0 and was like, “Scoring means nothing to me.”

ITS ALL ABT TEH !ST DOWNS BABAY!!!

Ally, my sister has been buddies with Tice since forever so she might be prejudiced but YES to the Bring Back Tarkenton shirt.

Hey Dan, chin up! You can take solace in the fact that the Viking defense was worth 20 points in fantasy!

omg lol just saw the NFLN promo for the ’96 Green Bay Super Bowl team that is literally just a clip of Brett Favre saying, “when you’re taking that many painkillers...you just know something’s not right.” wtf?

TIM RATTAY’S GOLDEN ARM WILL BEAT THE SEATTLE SUCKHAWKS

“I don’t want to say my conference is bad, so I would call it parity.”

– Eagles safety Brian Dawkins, on the NFC playoff picture. (Philadelphia Inquirer)

i love CHARLEY CASSERLY SONNED BY A WITE BELICHICK AFTER INTERNET BEEF~

“Again, that’s one of those things that I don’t have any control over — do you want replay, do you not want replay? Pass interefernce at the point, or a 15-yard penalty? I would say go talk to the genuises who make the rules, because they are the ones who make it and they have all the answers. … There are plenty of people on that committee and they love to talk about the rules they made and how great they are and all that. The Charley Casserly’s of the world, who have all the answers to everything. Talk to them.”

ts: randy moss mask v. chad johnson skullcap

So a friend of mine was at Best Buy on Saturday, only to fortuitously stand behind Chad Johnson of the Cincinnati Bengals in the checkout line. What is even funnier than my sackless goat of a friend’s hesitance to say hello was the fact that the retail clerk was utterly oblivious to the identity of the person in her check-out line. After scanning Chad Johnson’s items and after he handed her his credit card, she replied, “Oh, Mr. Johnson, you haven’t signed the back of your card. I’ll need to see your ID.” Chad Johnson handed her his driver’s license (a Florida driver’s license; no doubt for the nice tax benefit that comes with Florida citizenship), and the clerk responded, “Florida, huh? What are you doing up here?” To which Chad cheekily responded, “Working at McDonald’s.”

The only response from the retail clerk: “That’s cool.”

“Adam Schefter has always been a false rumor monger with respect to the Raiders and anti-Raider based upon his relationship with Denver and Mike Shanahan. No decisions have been made relative to the 2007 Oakland Raiders nor will they be made for some time. Adam Schefter could not have gotten his information from a reliable source because there’s only one reliable source and he doesn’t trust Adam.”

lawl

And that reliable source was Al Davis? Always disliked the Raiders, but this is pathetic now. So what’s next for them? I don’t see Davis selling the team.

The local media has been reporting for months that the Raiders are at least partially for sale.