yeah, and in the meantime, all this Giants’ players’ bodies will be DESTROYED!
i hope lavar retires and becomes a broadcaster!!! he and jamie dukes would OWN.
It’ll be like all the soldiers coming home scenes in Gone With The Wind...
can the Giants even field an 11 man team next year? I smell 16 consecutive forfeits
it’s like when they’re pitching all the dead heroes into the pit at the end of ‘glory’
when Coughlin is fired, it’ll be exactly like the liberation of the concentration camp in Band of Brothers.
I pray for Eli ;_______;
yeah it’ll be like the eagles will show up at the stadium and we’ll cut to correll buckhalter running away from there to find food and water for the jints
Adam Schefter is played by David Schwimmer
eli =
and then he shoots himself in the leg artery and dies
New general manager Jerry Schindler cut another veteran from the New York Giants, releasing return specialist Chad Morton.
The release of Morton came a day after Schindler cut three veteran starters: linebacker LaVar Arrington, offensive tackle Luke Petitgout and linebacker Carlos Emmons.
SCHINDLER’S LIST STRIKES AGAIN ;_;
I COULD HAVE CUT MORE ; (
Maybe he’ll cut Jason Sehorn again, for old time’s sake.
MAYBE HE WILL CUT HIS COACH, CAPTAIN HORRIBLE MCIDIOTPANTS?? Oh no let’s blame the players, I’m sure it’s all their fault.
Remember the days when Jimmy Johnson got fired for WINNING a Super Bowl? Now you can’t even get rid of shitty coaches ;_;
I thought he left of his own free will!
If by own free will you mean fired then yeah!
(!) from Jimmy’s wiki page:
He made a cameo appearance as a bearded prisoner in lockup on the TV series The Shield.
Ha ha!
“After the 1993 Super Bowl victory, Johnson walked away from the Cowboys due largely to his inability to work with Jones and Jones’ desire to start being actively involved in which players were selected, while Johnson’s contract gave him complete control over player personnel moves.”
God, I remember that dipshitty cameo. All this cool DRAMA going on, and fucking JJ’s in the cage, asking about Terry. HI DERE FOX.
Haha ok well not to diss on the Wikipedia and all, but Aikman tells it that Johnson was fired, and Johnson ain’t denying it.
Oh, Wikipaws.
I like how I’m all “I got your non-cited, totally anecdotal source RIGHT HERE ALLY” in my HA HA post.
I HEARD WIKIPEDIA GOT BEAT UP IN A CLUB
*sniff*
who is responsible for the lynchian schefterblog!!
schefter blog is on page 3 of the search results for adam schefter now : D
we are making this happen. if you actually type in the words schefter blog it is now the top result, btw!
SCOOPSNOODLE SCHEFTER IS ON THE 1ST PAGE NOW GUYZ!!!!!
:D
adamschefter6.html kind of fucks with me btw
hello? good work on schefterblog today, high fives all around.
did anyone watch the story of the 1990 Giants last night?!
didn’t see it last night, but I’ve seen it before. they lay out Bill Belichick’s brilliant plan to reign in the Bills’ defense, right? ;__;
duh, the Bill’s OFFENSE.
Bills’ offense. I need a nap.
they described Belichick telling his players that the only way to win was to let TT get 100+ yards, and how the giants’ d was all “WTF SON” and Belichick is like “ok well here’s some tapes of the K-gun this year” and the giants d was all “OK BOSS”
Narratively it makes the point, sort of, that the Bills WERE reigned in, just enough to put the whole game on Norwood’s shoulders—which is probably where Belichick got the idea that winning Super Bowls by a margin of 3 points or less is totally acceptable every time.
Yeah, the plan that is apparently in the HOF whatever that even means but it makes me want to visit the HOF less now! Again, still stunned by handsome and youthful Belichick, also the story of the ’90 Giants 100x more poignant and movie-worthy than the ’86 Giants and I think the Hoss got ROBBED by not ranking in the top twenty.
yeah, I remember being really impressed by that plan. it’s so counterintuitive, it just might work! also, it feels better to have an explanation for that accursed Super Bowl than just “goddamn you, Scott Norwood!”
probably where Belichick got the idea that winning Super Bowls by a margin of 3 points or less is totally acceptable every time.
why would winning the super bowl be unacceptable?
also, it sounds like the same plan the celtics used on jordan in the 86 playoffs when he went for 60+ points in back to back games but the c’s shut everyone else down.
It is unacceptable, when the Patriots win.
well that makes perfect sense.
The 1990 Giants made young me cry.
The 2007 Giants make old me cry.
is the giants theme song really going to be “yakety sax”?
Yes.
WAHT
tiki barber in action
THAT GUY IS DEAD TO ME
that would be so awesome, seeing a team come out to do pre-game drills and have them falling over their own feet or missing footballs or taking a shot right to chimes or whatever all to the tune of “yakety sax”.
it seems like it should be a scene from a b-grade movie if it isn’t already.
ZING
clearly the giants song should be the theme from ‘benny hill’. of course the bears should be that one neil young song ‘fuckin up’
clearly the giants song should be the theme from ‘benny hill’
which is “yakety sax”.
you learn something new every day!
lol @ pwned
ha!
rich eisen schefterblog post = lolz
whoa guys that Rich Eisen post
I confess:
ahahahaha! brilliant!
figured it was something like that but still—good show
(plus that site is like whoa)
I know!!! I just typed in “i hate him” in google thinking I’d find someone’s live journal about their ex or something and found THAT and was like whoa psycho central on the internets, I have finally found you.
Example: You hate this guy because he’s a certain race and you think everyone of that race is bad. This is not the kind of story we want. We won’t post it.
Example: You hate this guy because he’s a certain race, your girlfriend always wanted to get with someone of that race, and she left you. This is probably an okay story. You aren’t hating him because of a racial stereotype, but because he took your girlfriend. We’d probably post it.
LOL @ Tom Brady
what did Tom Brady do?
Yeah! You know, dude’s life is tough—no one gives him any respect, no one gives his TEAM or COACH any respect, he’s only got 3 rings, he got shot down by an Olson twin, and he might be gay. Maybe it’s time to stop with the LOL, and start w/ the TLC.
I didn’t mean that as a defense of Tom Brady! I just didn’t know what specifically to LOL at. but now I’m assuming it’s that his ex-girlfriend’s knocked up?
TOM I STILL LOVE U
GOOD LUCK NEXT SEASON
GO PASTIES
NORV FUCKING TURNER
:(
LOL @ CHARGERS?!?!?!??!??!?!?!
What the hell is Norv short for?
that is such a good question!
Yeah, Brady knocked up his ex. Enjoy paternity payments, richy mcrichdouche!!
Also, I never thought about the Norv Turner “what is that even short for” question before, and it will now haunt my dreams.
Norvella
Norval ‘Norv’ Eugene Turner
^^^according to wiki
Now Allyzay can go back to dreaming of fatheads.
NORVAL
Garfield shd kick his ass.
I hope Norval dies on his way to signing his contract.
Damn, people be takin’ games seriously.
This hurts the 49ers almost as much as the Chargers.
Wait, but we got Ron Rivera as the linebackers coach? holy crap.
3rd time rivera has been released by the bears; as a player, as a coach, and as a coordinator. lovie didn’t want him in the first place and they were desperately hoping he landed on of the 6 head coaching jobs he interviewed for.
Is he is a huge asshole or something?
rivera? he went public about being “constricted” by the 4–3 defense when he was interviewing. lovie never wanted him but was over ruled, once rivera started talking smack i don’t think the gm had his back anymore.
Apparently Shannon Sharpe is done at NBC.
yeah, iread peter king’s column and was like wtf? then once i got over my shock that i was reading peter king i saw the thing about sharpe.
I hope NBC and ESPN don’t just trade doofuses. (Doofi?)
NBC is going to replace him with Tiki I think.
Tiki is dead to me. he is in schefter’s band
Wait—is SCHEFTER dead to you, too?
HMMM. They weren’t related statements, but let me get back to you on this.
ysi?
ok which of you is doing the schef today
Well I can’t post on nu-ILX until some sort of password is sent to me which may never come, so in the meantime I will note the Browns won the coin flip for the third pick in the draft.
:D
congrats!!