I love spelling things correctly.
Pedant.
Pet ant?
This is the thread where we use ‘internet’ language in its full text version.
I admit I nearly made an apostrophe error in that last sentence.
This is the thread where we use ‘internet’ language in its full text version.
Oh, really?
Yeah, really.
Oh my deity. What intercourse is this?
Seriously?
laughing my asterisk off
On the motherfucking money.
Okay. Thank you. Goodbye.
Here we have an example of history’s greatest continually-listed online conversation
crosspost, obviously.
Would it tickle your fancy to consume one or more pints of alcoholic beverages of the beer kind (or equivalent measures of spirit or wine) with me and possibly several others?
If I were to only pick one, it would be classic or dud.
Mfourronefivefivefour Mfourrchfournt
I believe this thread should no longer continue, since it is clear to me that we appear to have reached the zenith of humour in the preceding post.
(fit a fastening device to this online discussion to keep it firmly closed)
Shouldn’t it be “Hello there, of what is it made?”
To avoid ending the sentence with a preposition, like.
Would you be so kind as to transmit it electronically so we can copy it to our own computers? (no longer in use)
i love everything, why do you break my heart all of the time?
You never appreciated her!
Referring to in a condescending manner by a Caucasian youth in a ILX altercation.
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There is a fellow claiming to be the ex-Finance Minister of Nigeria offering free money on one of the threads on the I Love Guitar, and I’m a bit suspicious that his post is not on the up-and-up.
Orlando Bloom for president.
I would like you to understand that my remarks are meant genially and would like to convey my general amusement at the foregoing proceedings and offer my encouragement that they continue.
In order to avoid confusion, I would like to point out that my message is not in response to the post immediately above, but to the post prior to that, or possibly an even earlier post.
Lies all.
The omission of Sufjan Stevens on this list of the best records of the year strikes me as glaring enough that I wish to negate the authority of those who have compiled said list.
jaymc, I would like to pay compliment to and at the same time gently rib you about your well-known propensity and facility for acquiring and retaining factoids about your fellow ILX0rs and point out that there is an interesting tidbit of data just posted on this thread that you might not yet have processed- perhaps you would like to do so now.
Rolling On The Floor, Foolishly Laughing Ecstatically
Is there something obstructing your optical or mental faculties?
Madam, if you feel the need to inquire as to the meaning of the idiom in question, you are not of the temperament or lack the intellectual, cultural, or social pre-requisites to grasp fully its significance.
A helicopter, constructed entirely of laughter
Am I correct?
do not attempt that which you are thinking of
We desire female poultry fancy a pint.
I’m afraid I am not inclined to perform lavage on any item of millinery.
My word, that cookie company chap is right again- how the devil does he do it?
What is it with you people and the Judy Garland and the Ethel Merman and the showtunes?
There’s no room at the inn, you syphilitic nincompoop!
Oh my goodness, what intercourse do we have here?
Multiple imaginary locations where good christian souls go after death!
Rock and Rollist
I’m afraid I’m a bit suspicious that haitch stencil may be behind it all.
Much to my amusement, you seem to have become my property because you are something of a novice in the online discourse stakes.
The entirety of your military establishments are in our ownership
Conserve your promotional material!
Return, you irrelevant idiot!
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What if I don’t want to be a nurse?
I don’t lactate enough for nursing.
He felled an elephant, which is pretty impressive. Goodness!
Lest you think that what I have just said is indicative of a propensity toward homosexuality, I would like to point out that I am not in fact a homosexual.
have sexual intercourse with a singular (the numeral one) nurse
I was under the impression, falsely, truthfully, who knows but it’s made me laugh somewhat, that you were in fact not just a, but in fact, the—homosexual.
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Sometimes, the way caucasians behave makes me second guess thier judgement.
I can’t believe this is all done with java and tomcat.
oh wait, it isn’t, is it.
DUH
And then they Lesbian together.
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It is made of pumpkin pie.
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what is it made of?
Salami
Good luck
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