i am looking forward to all of the early morning 100% posts

i’m keeping my phone unplugged to see if i can do this

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i’m keeping my phone unplugged to see if i can do this

otm

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my energy level was lower but i just heard such a gruesome rendition of ‘god bless america’ from the dodgers game f. is listening in the next room it perked me up, it was a perfect combination of tunelessness and quavering and poorly enacted drama.

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e are you familiar with vin scully

between espn and mlb.com there is no escaping vin scully at my house but luckily i enjoy his steady voice and scully ways.

i love that you speak baseball

to be perfectly truthful i only know a few simple phrases.

f. had a dream about vin scully washing his car which he recounted with admirable brevity.

while he was telling me the dream he buttoned his shirt wrong then he realised so he unbuttoned it and started again, also wrong, i intervened the second time because i decided it was the right thing to do.

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csyub<3at?

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plug in, lady! it’s the middle of the day!!

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21%! don’t call it a comeback!

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battery age and malfunction means my phone always shuts off around 48% so this task is now very difficult.

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nice

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