A tribute to one of my favorite thread title/first post (“Pelican Caught in Tree”) threads of old. This one’s fucking gruesome and sad but the headline is just up in the higher stratosphere of wtf (also it’s not cnn this is just a “fucked up shit on news sites” thread ok)
thank u we needed this
yr username just made me laff so fucking hard
the two elevator deaths in NYC should go in here—ugh
3 iirc. one woman tried to climb out of a stuck elevator and it dropped, another got caught between two doors as the elevator began climbing (the two other people on the elevator were hospitalized due to what they witnessed : / ), plus the lighter fluid murder.
god damn
*never gets into an elevator ever again*
please tell me that perry actually referred to the thing you wear when you paint a thing rather than correctly using the word ‘overhaul’ as intended here:
GOV. RICK PERRY, R-TEXAS: Washington doesn’t need a new coat of paint. It needs a complete overall.
Rick Perry and Sarah Palin need their own morning show.