1 What preparations has the council made for an emergency landing of Santa’s sleigh this Christmas? Who would be responsible for rescuing Santa? Who would be responsible for rounding up the reindeer, and who would have to tidy the crash site? (Cheltenham Borough Council)
2 How does the council plan to help the brave soldiers of our infantry if and when Napoleon and his marauding hordes invade the district? (West Devon District Council)
3 What plans are in place to deal with an alien invasion? (Merseyside Fire & Rescue Service)
4 How many drawing pins are in the building and what percentage are currently stuck in a pin board? (Hampshire County Council)
5 How many holes in privacy walls between toilet cubicles have been found in public lavatories and council buildings? (Cornwall Council)
there was one from leicester city as well but i can’t recall the detail tbh
All the guys recognise #5
cornhole council otm
Leicester’s was about plans for a zombie attack.
I think #5 isn’t as interesting to me because I could imagine it being a genuine question (like, for an A-Level Sociology project or something). Gonna vote Napoleon, though I do like the pin board question.
lolol
4 is funnier because it actually could be getting at a genuine value for money issue, but one which is surely so insignificant that it’s still wasting time.
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