Day 1. Had a look through the backroom staff. To be honest none of them were up to the job so I mutually terminated the lot of them. I’m going to bring in people with the right level of desire, focus and sociopathy.

The Chairman tells me he expects a top half finish. Fuck that. I’m Roy Keane. I told him we’d be getting promotion. Can see I’m going to have to watch out for this cunt.

nah this was v worthy of the tribute thread tbh

Offered Ion Goikoetxea the assistant manager’s job. He doesn’t speak English but he looks fucking up for it.

Weeded out a couple of loan players who didn’t look very determined. Went thru the squad list and put everybody with less than 2 stars up for transfer. I’m not having those sort of cunts dragging this club down.

i think u got the wrong goikotxea (i know, right?)

Ion Andoni Goikoetxea

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Not to be confused with Andoni Goikoetxea Olaskoaga.

I’m Roy Keane. Reputations mean nothing to me.

no i’ve approached Ion. He’s young and hungry and his determination and tactical knowledge stats are awes.

Also for some reason a lot of cunts don’t want to come and join my Ipswich project. The standard of coaches out there is laughable. And the cunt of a chairman will only let me have 6 coaches. It’s going to be him or me, I can tell you.