best one so far:

“our entire country would benefit if hilary clinton ran for president” *click

“this is Lisa calling back about your loan adjustment”

“this is Bob from Life Support Monitoring, how are you doing today”

“Bob! i’m celebrating robocall monday, cant talk right now”

“actually Bob I’m dying here can you hook a brother up”

best one so far:

“our entire country would benefit if hilary clinton ran for president” *click

Just checked my machine — hilarious! Fantasizing feminists prove that Hitchens was wrong about women not being funny.