On delivering a sportsman-like word of encouragement to former arch-rival Patrick Vieira of Arsenal before a testy game:

“I’ll fucking see you out there”

“Aggression is what I do. I go to war. You don’t contest football matches in a reasonable state of mind”

KEANE ON RIO FERDINAND: “Just because you’re paid £120,000 a week and play well for 20 minutes against Tottenham, you think you’re a superstar”

“There’s nothing wrong with a bit of state violence. Listen, we’d all like to be Bhutan but in the real world there’s fucking creeps, communists, fifth columnists and you’ve got to known when to pull the trigger.”

“The RA knew what to do with these fucking drug dealers. They said listen if you want to sell to kiddies, go and do it, but we’ll take your kneecaps off. From behind. Blast right through their fucking kneecaps.”

shave a leprechaun, i guarantee this eveil looking fucker is underneath glowering at u

Okay you’ve brought the newspaper in, well done but where are the slippers? These young lads get a bit of success and think they’ve made it. Not a bit of it. You want a rub behind the ears, get over yourself. You should be out in the garden waiting for tomorrow’s paper and concentrate on bringing it in properly next time. We’d all like our bellies tickled sure, but the slippers aren’t going to get themselves. Just do your job.

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the only irishman keane respects imo

Ex-boss Roy Keane says he doesn’t expect to return to Town in the future, other than as an opposing manager: “I wouldn’t feel comfortable going back to Sunderland, nor would I be comfortable going back to Ipswich.“”

Yes, we’re clamouring for a return to a no-clue manager spending 20m to produce dire one up-front football.

you think he doesn’t know that

you think he doesn’t live every day with that failure

Shouldn’t laugh.

you can laugh, that’s the bloody league cup

1.55 onwards, Roy on England.

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“Barry, who I thought was very average for City last year”

weird how keane totally kills it with his analysis of football at times but is a completely awful manager.

or not that weird considering how much of a mentalist he allegedly is in the dressing room.

his analysis is not positive & affirming it is nihilism and destructive and i dunno is it the type of vision that drives a group forward so much as sends them scattering for cover

accurate tho

i’ve just developed a terrific urge to start a new game of FM and roleplay as Keano

play as ‘England’ imo

nah gonna start at a Championship contender i think. man i really wanna do this but my Burton Albion side are going well at the mo

It’s on

“There’s some people believe I give people hell. I give them the truth, and they think it’s hell.”

lol at Town being a Championship contender (and I’m wearing an Ipswich top at the moment.)