2. the beast with two backs.

3. smashing

4. the lucky burglar

5. washing and eating it

in a way the eating is kind of the washing

6. bumpin’ uglies

I believe #2 only refers to adultery btw

i don’t think that’s true?

rooting

being up to one’s nuts in guts

7. playing hide the salami

8. Intercourse

9. porking

10: humping

11: HELLO THIS IS DOG

Oh, and anyone who refers to Wednesday as “Hump Day,” and thinks of that as naughty and clever needs to be turned into a burrito and fed to a dog.

Yeah, we saw that this week, who does that?

Bad radio DJs, in my experience.

I did hear one IT salesman, after coming to our office and pitching for some such rub system, on the phone to his pal refusing a ‘meet-up’ for a drink as it was his “Conjugals Night”

So, there’s number 12.

in fact, to be more specific:

12: “My Conjugals Night”

13. the bits of will self’s “dorian” that this woman has been live-tweeting: https://twitter.com/#!/santaevita/status/147456744992411648

14. “romping” as beloved of UK tabloids

Pretty much all of them really

15. Spurting all over the county of Limerick

haha

(I love “romping” as a euphemism for sex, it makes it sound so fun. Like maybe it involves wellies and jodhpurs and some brisk outdoor activity. But maybe that’s just me.)

Don’t mind romping, it’s a bit “Tom Jones”.

16. Shtupping

The hairy welsh dude or the Georgian novel?

I like “porking”. It’s one of my most-used euphemisms for sex!

yeah to me ‘romping’ doesn’t make it sound grotesque, more that it’s practised by douchebags

“Tossing salad” is one euphemism that actually manages to make the act seem less grotesque, conversely

dunno, suddenly lettuce leaves are involved...

Oh god, I hate the “salad” one. It’s not that it makes it more grotesque, just that it’s completely absurd as a metaphor.

blappin

rhythmic slapping

No.6 is the winner here.

bustin’ a nut

jazzy sandbox

OK, I was wrong about “beast,” forgot the context in Othello. Carry on.

rhythmic slapping

arrgh beaten to the punch

bustin’ a nut

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the sound of one hand blapping

“frothy walrus”