hay dr. lady

so we have two datapoints; Ron Burgundy and Jerry Lewis

What about Lady Writers?

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hey, i’ts mark knoplfer. is that your submission for Male Vagina?

No headband, no cred, no M.V.

sexy lady doctor

god that weisz gif

monitoring-beat-of-her-heart, you say

Is she biting a cuticle?

or just being coy?

I like em tall & funny

Joan Cusack, specifically here:

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I like to imagine that he is saying “I’m in yr forum... MANSPLAININ” with that particular handwaving.

No comment.

Facebook COO Sheryl Sandberg

Ever watched her try to keep Zuckerberg on-message? This is kind of fascinating—http://venturebeat.com/2011/11/07/zuckerberg-and-sandberg-on-charlie-rose/

Amy Adams is charming, but I could do without the pinup thing. Same with the nailbiting. “Ugh,” I believe the kids say.

Joan C is definitely cute.

lol at that yorke pic

I gotta admit, approaching the 2012 I was thinking that I’d find the ws threads more creepy, and the “hold on I’m spoogin here!”-style comments kind of give that feel, but overall the beauty of the pictures on this thread break that barrier for me.

I still think the level of creepiness is like this though:

Posting picture of smashable person you’re attracted to—mildy creepy

Making color commentary — a bit creepy there, depends on wording

Using a reference to your crush as the professional name you sell work under — CREPEY

just for reference, where is “getting a glass of water...at night!!” on that scale?

ice COLD water!

ooooh, I dunno, that is a crisp question

lucy walters as “woman on subway” in the recent film Shame

Tellin’ random strangers on th’interwebs where, exactly on your ~own personal creepiness scale~ you think aspects of their lives belong = DING DING DING BIGGEST CREPE OF ALL

Hold on, I’m spoogin here!

http://media.theiapolis.com/d4/hMO/i1I3Y/k4/l1ICH/w1HC/lea-seydoux-in-mission-impossible-ghost-protocol.jpg

“random strangers”

dayo otm

Using a reference to your crush as the professional name you sell work under — CREPEY

― knackered housecat, Thursday, December 29, 2011 10:55 PM (12 minutes ago)

huh?

I dunno we’re random strangers, we know nothing about that stuff.

On another note:

Carey Mulligan is way ws, but I can’t be bothered to find a pic since it’s more about her excellent choice in film roles and demeanor

I don’t know that I would pick Lucy Walters as the first or second most attractive woman in that photo, despite the obvious telegraphing.

I dunno, I just tend to think that whole ~researching yr life~ stuff to find out what names people use professionally or otherwise is way creepier than than looking at cheesecake pictures of celebrities. But, you know, to each their own personal level of creepiness.

i don’t think that much research was involved?

but then i have no idea what the reference is so:

It’s kinda head-scratchy as far as zings go, y’know, considering no one is using this thread to sell any professional work, it’s just a weird and out of context thing to come up with.

Anyway, ZS is gonna shout at me bcuz this is my second one of the day but seriously, I didn’t post any for two weeks when I was in Cornwall so bear with me for a little how cuet is that BELLY BELLY BELLY BELLY BLEEEEEEEE

was it even intended as a zing?

he has aged pretty well too

I dunno, I just thought that, like, making numbered lists and hierarchies of what specific behaviour constituted crepeyness was itself more than a little suspect.

But never mind me, I’m off to buy some awesome sexay fan art from a dude named “Thom Yorke’s Manhood.”

i just figured it was a lighthearted joke considering the context

x-post his skin is looking pretty smooth for a cigar smoker. Good genes. (or surgeons)

Eh, maybe. Perhaps I’m just being defensive, coz, y’know, I’m a creep. I’m a weirdo. What the hell am I doing here? I don’t belong here.

guessing it’s genes a la Clooney, and

Sorry, I’ve got the giggles now. Is that Alain Delon? Looking good.

oh yes! Alain Delon is kinda my ws for the ages

How dare he make smoking look so damn sexay.

Sweet jaysus, double WS

I always forget that he’s in that film, too.

i’ve finally broken down and ordered the dvd of Scorpio which features him and a cat, partly because it’s a good movie, and partly for the purposes of taking a screenshot of him w/cat to post here.

ziggy says ws

is ziggy your cat?

Just a tumblr random but yowza

Also want that shirt-jacket

The shirt pull is making this an FT-esque choice.

is that the guy from ‘the warrior’s way’

google says it is fwiw i should prob just have asked google anyway he’s awesome in that

Why darra, it’s almost as if you know me.

only caught it a couple of weeks ago was appropriately delighted

It was that or this guy, but the latter is just too young in almost all pics I could find.

Not to mention, QUITE FRANKLY, this Jimmy the Mod lookalike:

One more for yas before I start drinking and go out for the night.

Anyway, ZS is gonna shout at me bcuz this is my second one of the day but seriously, I didn’t post any for two weeks when I was in Cornwall so bear with me for a little how cuet is that BELLY BELLY BELLY BELLY BLEEEEEEEE

Who is that guy? The BELLY is indeed very cuet.

WS FURIOUSLY

Also want that shirt-jacket

You mean “Would Wear”, amirite?

watching house of cards today and susannah harker

is ziggy your cat?

ziggy was dean stockwell’s computer or something in ‘quantum leap’

my cat, who has returned to me today, is named lyle. he is wicked handsome, it’s true.

well when i get to posting the delon w/cat pic, i’d like to get lyle’s opinion

ziggy was dean stockwell’s computer or something in ‘quantum leap’

― mookieproof, Thursday, December 29, 2011 10:32 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

i always thought ziggy was a dude back at home base communicating with al through text messages

i should be more in control of my references, but i never actually watched quantum leap, just going by the wiki

my cat is handsome as fuc tho

what if there was a ws for cats?

I have a crush on your cat, mookie.

and I don’t usually like cats that much.

then my cat would be the z_s of that thread

xp

me too!

i was thinking in terms of cats that the cats of ilx find attractive

I’m sure it has something to do with enjoying the owner of said cat, but nonetheless, a handsome cat it is indeed.

Ziggy was a computer with a girl’s voice on Quantum Leap. ws?

?

lol

ZIIIIGGGGYYYY

he is kinda cute!

I heard you ilxors were looking for smashable cats

also, є(٥_ ٥)э dreadfully otm

Ziggy from the Wire is so ws’able for me. 100% WS. James Ransone 4 Lyfe. He looks kinda short, but I’m willing to overlook that this time.

i think he actually isn’t _that_ short; Pablo Schrieber is just realllllly tall.

my cat, who has returned to me today, is named lyle. he is wicked handsome, it’s true.

― mookieproof, Thursday, December 29, 2011 9:32 PM (57 minutes ago)

is this the cat you lost custody of in a split?

WS some instances of Giovanni Ribisi, including this one:

But then again, if I smashed all the cute instances, eventually that would leave only the gross ones where he has a mustache.....

love the Giovanni

is this the cat you lost custody of in a split?

yesss

Jesse otm re Ribisi. Have thought the same many times.

Pyth OTM, that Jang Dong Gun doing a shirtpull thing is v v attractive.

Jesse! That beautiful man with the BELLY is my Secondary Boyfriend, Mr Thomas Yorke. Can you not tell from the terrible, terrible dancing?

I have been trying for years to find a photo of the BELLY of my Number One Boyfriend, Mr Richard D James but this the closest I have ever got. He is not much of an abdomen-exposer.

(I thought at first he had no hair on his belly, then realised that the hair on his belly is the same ginger colour as on his arms and head and got v v v excited.

Wow, I’d nominate Anna de Rijk for WS 2012 if we ever get back to real ilx.

(he misspelled “smashed”)

Is seems unlikely that he would have suffered a foot injury from being rear-ended.

Jesse! That beautiful man with the BELLY is my Secondary Boyfriend, Mr Thomas Yorke. Can you not tell from the terrible, terrible dancing?

Oh wow. I didn’t recognize him. No offense, but I don’t find him attractive. But I do love his belly, so that’s good.

thats not his foot

Oh you’re right. Man, that’s a the most serious anal prolapse I’ve ever seen in a Ziggy cartoon.

purty

not so much but spunky

forgive me. its the voice.