then:

Rachel Sterne, Chief Digital Officer for NYC

Would smash into sand (in oh so many different permutations of meaning)

Smash smash smash.

lol is it me or is the idea of Thom Yorke being papped really funny

It is utterly hilarious and deeply RONG. But also v v hott.

Is that a T Rex I see before me?

v. jealous of his flat stomach, of any guy with a flat stomach

signed, El Gordo

I swear he ~posed~ for that “look at me suck in my abs and show off my desire lines” pic above to make up for the “belly rolls and back hair” photo he got papped before.

(would totally still smash, either way)

(wow OK the original of that photo is actual size. sorry)

Feel like I’m having a dirty down-low smang with T.Yorke coz you all know that my heart really belongs to my one and only:

<3 <3 <3 <3 <4

Thom Yorke, inspiring unattractive dudes with lazy eyes since 1992

If you ignore the ptosis (which is, actually, let’s face it, kinda sexy sometimes?) and the regretable haircuts and the fact that he’s five foot nothing in his socks, he’s actually got remarkably good bone structure.

But if anything, that’s got to be an inspiration to unfortunately follicled dudes that this odd-looking little man can still be lusted after by thousands of women around the world?

Thom Yorke, inspiring unattractive dudes with lazy eyes since 1992

― milo z, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 17:05 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

a hoy hoy’s hero

lusted after by thousands of women around the world?

Errrrrrrrrrrr, is he?

I wasn’t being sarcastic. Talented ugly guys should give us all hope.

x-post One word: CHEESECAKE. He totally is. Hugely.

p.s. it’s not a lazy eye. My Cornish Husband has a lazy eye, thusly:

which is also v v sexy in a slightly different way.

O_o

is the woman in the original post Trudy from Mad Men

Is that a T Rex I see before me?

― OH GNUS (Pyth), Tuesday, December 13, 2011 10:46 AM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark

yeah what is up with his arms they look cachectic

y alison brie is trudy

you should check community threads they are basically abt her boobs

I was gonna make a comment about excessive skinniness being due to being a vegan but I didn’t wanna start that clusterfuck in the sandbox. I’ll take him to Brixton Market and stuff him with cupcakes.

as someone who is going attempt going vegan as my ny resolution and also could lose a couple stone, i’m glad to see excessive skinniness

thomosexuality is a sin

It’s pretty easy to be a junk food vegan and be the opposite of skinny if you’re not careful with what you’re eating. Just saying you shouldn’t count on that alone as a weight loss technique AHH.

thomosexuality tuomasexuality is a sin

fixed

I was so happy to have climbed to Thomosexuality from being totally Aphexual!

Hoy, if you become a skinny armed, lazy-eyed vegan I can introduce you to loads of RH-loving ladies who would be dying to meet you in Last.fm and YouTube comments threads!

I was just thinking Tuomasexual II would be a great display name

xp

heh beat you to it

I’m bored of this name already. It was all just to make a “hullo CLOUDS” joke which I messed up anyway. Ho hum.

This thred has not been going well.

^otm

honest to god, my first thought was that that was a subtle photoshop of Thom Yorke

look into my eye(s), Fotherington Thomas

“omg i’m crying”

Balerhghalghhhhl. I need a floppy-haired palate cleanser.

based on this thread all of ilx’s sexual desires are directed at radiohead and nbc sitcoms...ok yeah that sounds about right

NNNGNGNGNGNGN NGJGNGNNGGN LKADJFAKSJF LKDJFKLASJDFKLASJDFLKJSDKLF ALSDFJKLJKLJDLKJKLJKL

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_bFJCxeavSzM/RcN1UloqI5I/AAAAAAAAAa0/QBnl29MxPBU/s1600/cheesepage3.jpg

^^^^^^not responsible for any BRANE BRAKAEGE that may occur if you click this link

is that thom yorke making out with our stevie?

Which Stevie?

No, that’s a Greenwood. Colin, I think.

I can’t find a Jonny one that doesn’t have way too much cock in it to post here. There’s only so much incest I can take and I always thought Colin was hottter anyway. Also the slash is canonical.

Oh ohew, one page without cocks:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_bFJCxeavSzM/Rq1mQUkV6LI/AAAAAAAACYk/Tmoxyqvfw8c/s1600-h/Capitulo+3_Pag-3.jpg

The way she’s drawn his ~FINGERS~ in the first panel is just too, too delightful.

My 23 year old self just came.

The thread started with so much ws promise with just one simple gift, but omg has it been forever ruined.

gif, but really a gift too

bad attitude for the ws thread

who’s that on the right—is that Brett Anderson or Lars Ulrich?

FT is why we need SB also why 77 is invite only

nah xp

Yea.

Wow, she’s really beautiful and not just cause tits.

tits

tits

tits

tits

tits

tits

tits

tits

tits

tits

tits

Her last name’s DICKER

nice

very nice

imma go nuclear on this thred fair warning

Look out Zooey!

Why is it more legitimate to post up enormous pictures of tits than to post up pictures of a scrawny dude in shorts? If you wanted it to be WS: females only, then you should have put that in the thread title.

The chair is probably the most smashable thing posted so far, in my opinion.

^ that discussion is pointless. I never said one was more valid than the other. I did imply that FT was trolling, however

If you knew FT, you would know that she would indeed smash Mr Yorke. That’s what the thread is for, right? So how is it trolling?

^^^

Jimmy Mod Explains to you How To Masturbate Correctly

^this is a valid point, also WS threads have a no judgey policy that I am violating. Post away. xp

hmmn idk isn’t that chair a bit low? i have a similar chair which is higher but it still isn’t ideal

fwiw I thought it was trolling too just because there were so many pics posted in a row not because of the subject matter or anything.

idk if it’s low but it seems to deserve a better fate than it has in that pic xp

smash or no, i *am* appalled by mr. yorke’s hair

i think it’s a bit of both, also i really like that chair

Glad we cool, Jimmy. I don’t have any current WS’ to contribute, sadly. I don’t tend to get turned on by celebs/models, really.

xpost, E—nah, that’s just over-excitement, not trolling!

and i’m totally pro-trolling WS threads

the lugubrious curves and plush upholstery are their own reward, capable of imbuing even the most contemporary of rooms with the ambience of a country house hotel in the 1970s

justine seems so regretful

I was just telling my wife and daughter a few minutes ago about how on ILX, nothing gets crapped on quicker than expressions of enthusiasm.

I think that red headed big breasted woman was in some bra commercial that nearly made me yazoo

god i hope i never regale my family with tales of message board meanies

J0n Arbuckle, do you really mean she made you:

????

This could get confusing because those who even know of Yazoo in the US know them as Yaz.

Would smash Vince Clarke out of sheer admiration and <333 for almost all he’s ever done but I’m pretty sure I’m not exactly his type. ;_;

and Yaz is also the name of that birth control product there’s a class action lawsuit about?

It’s definitely a BCP. Didn’t know about the lawsuit.

it’s one of the facebook ads i get all the time!

lol

yep. that’s what she made me do, move out, stop messing around

otm about Vince Clarke too — though he is not on our team

I will have you know I am now playing Upstairs at Eric’s because of this thread. Thanks thread!

did a mule spray barley into that ginger’s face or

On every forum ever: it is always the ~same dudes~ who post the HUEGEST amount of random ladies’ tits pics, who object most strongly if someone objectifies a man with anything near approaching the same enthusiasm.

^^^^^^that is, conveniently, both WS and my reply

“OMG, this makes me uncomfortable, therefore I *must* be being trolled, there is no other explanation!”

Such as, y’know, Thom Yorke in eyeliner really is sex on a stick

I have no problem at all with the blond hair extensions stage. That’s what he looked like the first time I saw his band so it’s all “ah, nostalgia.” The only TY haircut I really W not S was that terrible terrible shaved head plus Tintin spike he wore between 1997 and 2001.

ICEBERG

He looks kinda like Andrej Pejic in that pic which can really only be a good thing.

(there should really be a “dudes biting their shirts” sub-section but unfortunately it would be full of that Gosling tosser and W not S no nononononono.)

c’mon no dudes on this thread say “i came”

I counted one, in the vernacular

hay dr. lady

so we have two datapoints; Ron Burgundy and Jerry Lewis

What about Lady Writers?

YouTube Video

Open

hey, i’ts mark knoplfer. is that your submission for Male Vagina?

No headband, no cred, no M.V.

sexy lady doctor

god that weisz gif

monitoring-beat-of-her-heart, you say

Is she biting a cuticle?

or just being coy?

I like em tall & funny

Joan Cusack, specifically here:

YouTube Video

Open

I like to imagine that he is saying “I’m in yr forum... MANSPLAININ” with that particular handwaving.

No comment.

Facebook COO Sheryl Sandberg

Ever watched her try to keep Zuckerberg on-message? This is kind of fascinating—http://venturebeat.com/2011/11/07/zuckerberg-and-sandberg-on-charlie-rose/

Amy Adams is charming, but I could do without the pinup thing. Same with the nailbiting. “Ugh,” I believe the kids say.

Joan C is definitely cute.

lol at that yorke pic

I gotta admit, approaching the 2012 I was thinking that I’d find the ws threads more creepy, and the “hold on I’m spoogin here!”-style comments kind of give that feel, but overall the beauty of the pictures on this thread break that barrier for me.

I still think the level of creepiness is like this though:

Posting picture of smashable person you’re attracted to—mildy creepy

Making color commentary — a bit creepy there, depends on wording

Using a reference to your crush as the professional name you sell work under — CREPEY

just for reference, where is “getting a glass of water...at night!!” on that scale?

ice COLD water!

ooooh, I dunno, that is a crisp question

lucy walters as “woman on subway” in the recent film Shame

Tellin’ random strangers on th’interwebs where, exactly on your ~own personal creepiness scale~ you think aspects of their lives belong = DING DING DING BIGGEST CREPE OF ALL

Hold on, I’m spoogin here!

http://media.theiapolis.com/d4/hMO/i1I3Y/k4/l1ICH/w1HC/lea-seydoux-in-mission-impossible-ghost-protocol.jpg

“random strangers”

dayo otm

Using a reference to your crush as the professional name you sell work under — CREPEY

― knackered housecat, Thursday, December 29, 2011 10:55 PM (12 minutes ago)

huh?

I dunno we’re random strangers, we know nothing about that stuff.

On another note:

Carey Mulligan is way ws, but I can’t be bothered to find a pic since it’s more about her excellent choice in film roles and demeanor

I don’t know that I would pick Lucy Walters as the first or second most attractive woman in that photo, despite the obvious telegraphing.

I dunno, I just tend to think that whole ~researching yr life~ stuff to find out what names people use professionally or otherwise is way creepier than than looking at cheesecake pictures of celebrities. But, you know, to each their own personal level of creepiness.

i don’t think that much research was involved?

but then i have no idea what the reference is so:

It’s kinda head-scratchy as far as zings go, y’know, considering no one is using this thread to sell any professional work, it’s just a weird and out of context thing to come up with.

Anyway, ZS is gonna shout at me bcuz this is my second one of the day but seriously, I didn’t post any for two weeks when I was in Cornwall so bear with me for a little how cuet is that BELLY BELLY BELLY BELLY BLEEEEEEEE

was it even intended as a zing?

he has aged pretty well too

I dunno, I just thought that, like, making numbered lists and hierarchies of what specific behaviour constituted crepeyness was itself more than a little suspect.

But never mind me, I’m off to buy some awesome sexay fan art from a dude named “Thom Yorke’s Manhood.”

i just figured it was a lighthearted joke considering the context

x-post his skin is looking pretty smooth for a cigar smoker. Good genes. (or surgeons)

Eh, maybe. Perhaps I’m just being defensive, coz, y’know, I’m a creep. I’m a weirdo. What the hell am I doing here? I don’t belong here.

guessing it’s genes a la Clooney, and

Sorry, I’ve got the giggles now. Is that Alain Delon? Looking good.

oh yes! Alain Delon is kinda my ws for the ages

How dare he make smoking look so damn sexay.

Sweet jaysus, double WS

I always forget that he’s in that film, too.

i’ve finally broken down and ordered the dvd of Scorpio which features him and a cat, partly because it’s a good movie, and partly for the purposes of taking a screenshot of him w/cat to post here.

ziggy says ws

is ziggy your cat?

Just a tumblr random but yowza

Also want that shirt-jacket

The shirt pull is making this an FT-esque choice.

is that the guy from ‘the warrior’s way’

google says it is fwiw i should prob just have asked google anyway he’s awesome in that

Why darra, it’s almost as if you know me.

only caught it a couple of weeks ago was appropriately delighted

It was that or this guy, but the latter is just too young in almost all pics I could find.

Not to mention, QUITE FRANKLY, this Jimmy the Mod lookalike:

One more for yas before I start drinking and go out for the night.

Anyway, ZS is gonna shout at me bcuz this is my second one of the day but seriously, I didn’t post any for two weeks when I was in Cornwall so bear with me for a little how cuet is that BELLY BELLY BELLY BELLY BLEEEEEEEE

Who is that guy? The BELLY is indeed very cuet.

WS FURIOUSLY

Also want that shirt-jacket

You mean “Would Wear”, amirite?

watching house of cards today and susannah harker

is ziggy your cat?

ziggy was dean stockwell’s computer or something in ‘quantum leap’

my cat, who has returned to me today, is named lyle. he is wicked handsome, it’s true.

well when i get to posting the delon w/cat pic, i’d like to get lyle’s opinion

ziggy was dean stockwell’s computer or something in ‘quantum leap’

― mookieproof, Thursday, December 29, 2011 10:32 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

i always thought ziggy was a dude back at home base communicating with al through text messages

i should be more in control of my references, but i never actually watched quantum leap, just going by the wiki

my cat is handsome as fuc tho

what if there was a ws for cats?

I have a crush on your cat, mookie.

and I don’t usually like cats that much.

then my cat would be the z_s of that thread

xp

me too!

i was thinking in terms of cats that the cats of ilx find attractive

I’m sure it has something to do with enjoying the owner of said cat, but nonetheless, a handsome cat it is indeed.

Ziggy was a computer with a girl’s voice on Quantum Leap. ws?

?

lol

ZIIIIGGGGYYYY

he is kinda cute!

I heard you ilxors were looking for smashable cats

also, є(٥_ ٥)э dreadfully otm

Ziggy from the Wire is so ws’able for me. 100% WS. James Ransone 4 Lyfe. He looks kinda short, but I’m willing to overlook that this time.

i think he actually isn’t _that_ short; Pablo Schrieber is just realllllly tall.

my cat, who has returned to me today, is named lyle. he is wicked handsome, it’s true.

― mookieproof, Thursday, December 29, 2011 9:32 PM (57 minutes ago)

is this the cat you lost custody of in a split?

WS some instances of Giovanni Ribisi, including this one:

But then again, if I smashed all the cute instances, eventually that would leave only the gross ones where he has a mustache.....

love the Giovanni

is this the cat you lost custody of in a split?

yesss

Jesse otm re Ribisi. Have thought the same many times.

Pyth OTM, that Jang Dong Gun doing a shirtpull thing is v v attractive.

Jesse! That beautiful man with the BELLY is my Secondary Boyfriend, Mr Thomas Yorke. Can you not tell from the terrible, terrible dancing?

I have been trying for years to find a photo of the BELLY of my Number One Boyfriend, Mr Richard D James but this the closest I have ever got. He is not much of an abdomen-exposer.

(I thought at first he had no hair on his belly, then realised that the hair on his belly is the same ginger colour as on his arms and head and got v v v excited.

Wow, I’d nominate Anna de Rijk for WS 2012 if we ever get back to real ilx.

(he misspelled “smashed”)

Is seems unlikely that he would have suffered a foot injury from being rear-ended.

Jesse! That beautiful man with the BELLY is my Secondary Boyfriend, Mr Thomas Yorke. Can you not tell from the terrible, terrible dancing?

Oh wow. I didn’t recognize him. No offense, but I don’t find him attractive. But I do love his belly, so that’s good.

thats not his foot

Oh you’re right. Man, that’s a the most serious anal prolapse I’ve ever seen in a Ziggy cartoon.

purty

not so much but spunky

forgive me. its the voice.