Well, he’s right about that movie.

the way he phrased it, it’s a definitive challop

b-b-but he HAD to say it

obv someone had a gun to his head, where is your compassion

“sorry guys, i know this is going to induce a whole cognitive shift that’s going to change your life forever but:

pretzels are salty”

I’m not going to google it. what’s the movie?

there’s a whole tumblr of these for onion stories

that santa gif made me lol not gonna lie

I mean the pepper spraying one

*suddenly feels old*

a picture of a naked baby?!?!?!?!?

ws tho

^^^

guys it’s a baby

LOL

in regards to my post questioning the Obama admin’s non-relaxing of rules on Plan B pill, my friend responds:

“On the surface it looks bad for pro-choice supporters but honestly if an 11 year old girl is trying to buy plan B there is a problem and she is in need of a doctor’s care. They’re saying 17 and up to buy without a prescription. I would say sixteen would be more appropriate but anyone younger than that isn’t a sexually active adult in need of emergency contraception, they’re a rape victim in need of medical and legal assistance. He is taking a common sense approach.”

Really hoping that some of my old HS friends who saw their first sexual action at age 15 (with people around the same age, ie, not statutory rape age) don’t see this.

I don’t mind the disagreement, but the suggestion that anybody under age 16 having sex = victim of rape.

if we’re talking 11 or 12 years old, whole nother story

also a shitload of friends of a liberal friend of mine seriuosly talking about Newt Gingrich being a great candidate

It felt really good to delete the guy from high school that just posted this “gem” on his FB:

“I’m not racist, racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.”

Unfortunately there was nothing I could do about the 7 pieces of shit that liked it.

cant believe some wite ppl said some stuff on facebook