“This is Normal”

“Make me mad and find out”

“I’m Hipsterman”

haha

‘Laundry day’

“where all the bitches at my man?”

‘Well you know how hard it is out there, with the falling crime rates. I couldn’t even face suiting up this morning’

“Fletcher Hanks wrote each of these four characters under a different pseudonym, but MY author is the one True Creator, GOD. Do you want to stay in this bar, or do you want to GO TO HEAVEN? To learn more about YOUR SALVATION, start by reading THE GOSPEL OF JOHN.

Because even though it arrives late in some of our mailboxes, it never calls us poxy fules.

“what do i gotta do to get a drink around here?”

Hahah oops. I mean, yeah, that’s my submission.

“I didn’t realize this was a Wisconsin bar”