billy crystal must work really hard to avoid bad bloat i’d say
crystal looks like hes had crazy work done
probably gets the fluid drained from his head every few weeks
fishburne got a serious belly tbf, gonna call that as fat-led bloat
did u know that fishburne and frank gehry are close friends
larry fishburne rules; where has he been anyway?
will ferrell is tall and broad enough to avoid bloat with the minimum of effort but is still quite bloaty
that is just will ferrell’s face!
also they are in a motorcycle gang with lauren hutton and jeremy irons
some dudes’ faces are bigger than others
some dudes’ faces’ mothers are bigger than other faces’ mothers
but where else would it be tho?
larry fishburne rules; where has he been anyway?
He’s been busy! Had a pretty big role in Contagion and starred as Thurgood Marshall in some TV movie.
fishburne was on CSI for a while and then peaced. also he was in contagion. guy is such a great actor, i wish he was on CSI or some similarly watchable police show so i could just get an hour long fill of him every week, like when goldblum and donofrio were on L&O
Oh wait, I misread. “Larry” Fishburne has been dead since 1992.
starred as Thurgood Marshall in some TV movie.
waht
my bad. i always ask that question and it turns out the answer is i haven’t seen a movie since 2003.
i mean bloat is a facial phenomenon, if yr feet bloat it’s just gout
I’m gonna have a tough time explaining to my future wife all these mark ruffalo GISes
going back a bit but ben stiller is like jeremy piven to me in that he was an og schlubby dude who got jacked in middle age, its like reverse bloat and exponentially douchier
ppl are not impressed enough by the motorcycle gang with jeremy irons, larry fishburne, frank gehry and lauren hutton
he was never schlubby, though. i think he was always jacked on the low.
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i thought you were joking about the motorcycle gang!
you know who is like bloat king who hasnt even been mentioned
vince vaughn
billy bob thornton has not bloated but I think he may be an elf from the etherworld
going back a bit but ben stiller is like jeremy piven to me in that he was an og schlubby dude who got jacked in middle age, its like reverse bloat and exponentially douchier
― є(٥_ ٥)э, Tuesday, December 6, 2011 9:18 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Permalink
yeah these guys are the worst. it makes me not trust them.
i like ben stiller
jacked on the low, awesome concept and would be a good companion thread imo
I mentioned vince vaughn yesterday it was probably because his bloat reminded me of mark ruffalo’s bloat
jeremy piven seems like a huge asshole though
billy bob thornton seems anorexic
vaughan meant to post him earlier but got sidetracked
All that posse need to fibre the fuck up tbrr
waht
Actually, it looks like it started out as a one-man show on Broadway. Then filmed for HBO earlier this year.
vince vaugh is prototypical bloat
you know who got rly bloated tho jack black
like i guarantee you the guys head has increased in circumference 4–5 inches
lollin v hard at vince vaughn’s eye rings
no one but scott seward is gonna get this by billy campbell was the smashiest kinda secretly jacked dude where you just think hes like a dad or s.thing and bam theres iron under all that ll bean
vaughan’s face grew out around his chin and hair, such a classic bloat study
vaughn comes up a few times itt bc he def represents a stage in the ‘ruffalo chain’, which is like the drawing of apes evolving into neanderthal man, into homosapien, etc, but w/the various ruffalites of greater & lesser bloat. he is definitely related.
‘king bloat’ otm. second pic of him is testament to how bloated he is, as it looks like he has just been dredged from a canal
i love billy wilder, lamp
i can see how vince vaughn looks a little like donofrio and i am totally on board with the donofrio-ruffalo connection, but for some reason i balk at the idea that vince vaughn looks like ruffalo.
lol billy wilder. CAMPBELL.
vaughan always looks like he’s just enjoyed a good meal, i mean just sat back from the plate this past five seconds, thinking bout dessert
yeah the bloat is a very “this dude drowned” look
i can see how vince vaughn looks a little like donofrio and i am totally on board with the donofrio-ruffalo connection, but for some reason i balk at the idea that vince vaughn looks like ruffalo.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:24 (20 seconds ago) Bookmark Permalink
it’s just that visceral reaction that makes conservatives refuse to accept they evolved. they’re part of a chain, albeit many links away from each other, it’s natural & actually kind of beautiful
bill pullman knows what’s up too
you are v funny, schlump but you should keep in mind that i am a ruffalo maniac. in conclusion, i’m mad.
vince vaughn has the kinda regular bloat that just makes him look like he calls into sports radio and gets really mad abt how the team isnt winning and is that palid and puffy from spending his work lunch hours at a strip club getting blitzed
i love bill pullman
me too
why?
i have heard from a reliable ilx source that bill pullman is a blast to hang with
he is a very understated kind of handsome
or he was back when i watched movies in the 90s
Did you guys see former ilxor jeff’s painting of VV? It’s amazing:
btwn lamp’s synopsis and mine i bet we have like 75% of vince vaughn’s waking hours nailed down
bridget fonda says he has trustworthy eyebrows in singles and she was otm
don’t worry horseshoe i feel you
bill pullman is the greatest president of the united states ever
Rark Muffalo! Rark Muffalo! Rark Muffalo! Rark Muffalo! Rark Muffalo! Rark Muffalo! Rark Muffalo!
plax is going to kill us you guys
I feel the ruffalo wave is a very rare kind of wave to have in your hair, it’s not so much that your hair is curly, it’s a good balance
v few great roles of the past 20 years that wouldn’t be infinitely improved by imagining pullman in them
that vince vaughn painting is something else
Isn’t it?
He’s an incredible artist in general but that one is just so great.
there is a very famous photographer who m ruffalo looks like
former ilxor
awww really?
i feel like all the old handsome dudes are on tv except like clooney/pitt/gere axis or that tv employs more older handsome dudes. like the dude from ‘the practice’ thats on ‘american horror story’ looks like a middle-aged ken doll, no bloat there
Well he’s on an extended break. Not sure if he plans on returning but it’s been a while now.
i can kind of imagine having it on my wall in a way that i can’t with anything else like it (like a facial portrait of a cultural figure/a photorealistic painting of someone’s face/&c), just because of how full on it would be to have vince vaughn’s photo face interacting with your room
dylan mcdermott looks weird as fuck though, hes got that vibe of that dude from your high school who would show up to parties in a xxxl hoodie and not say anything and try to steal stuff
classic bloat # 42- that dude (and coach) shot with expanding air bullets in the bond movie. I think if you want to understand bloat mechanics that couch is 101
not coach couch obv
horseshoe, MF has a msg for you
fyi horseshoe otm all through this thread. MF has no bloat, you ppl are crazy
and what is this all about
god bless you, justine, for righting this thread
lol yr welcome!
did you ever see vegemitegirl’s pic of herself with ruff???
yes!!! i am, of course, deeply jealous, but it couldn’t have happened to a nicer person. also if i ever actually met mark ruffalo i would probably fall over or like grab onto his leg and not let go so it is a small mercy.
dicaprio is the most tragic bloat though cause he still looks so babyish, now he just looks like this enormous sweaty baby
― max max max max, Tuesday, December 6, 2011 8:25 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink
lmao max i love what youve brought to the thread
justine and horseshoe are completely otm and everyone else is off their rockers.
whoever said brad pitt doesn’t have bloat is also wrong
ahahahahaha he totally has stink lines emanating from him
dicaprio really has a horrifying giant blockhead
no bloat here tho
all screen actors have giant heads its a well known fact
ed norton has way more of a blockhead than leo
ed norton is one of the lowest life forms
i’ll admit there is some resemblance
vincent is def crazier tho
guys, dicaprio is not bloated. he has bigger neck muscles now which has squared out his head, and the wispy facial hair he constantly sports creates an optical illusion vis-a-vis the size of his head. its like you guys dont know ANYTHINg about science
his head has grown and his face has shrunk it’s cos of repeated leofacing
yr dn is terrible :/
xp
idg ruffalo. his face is huge and round and yet he has no eyes.
but that is not to say y’all cant enjoy him. :D
intriguing scientific propositions itt
x-post—U mad. Ruff’s eyes are the best thing about him imo. They’re kind.
Also I think I like Ruff more now that I realize exactly how much he does look like D’Onof.
His face in the last frame kills me.
Scrunchyface still thinks it’s 1995 and his hair is awesome.
if I started a DONOFRIO OR RUFFALO site what % of the questions do you think you’d get right