lol @ Linda Ronstadt headline.

haha harrison ford got an earring, nuff said

the earring warded off bloat

Clooney does look his age now, it’s true. Still, he’s prob one of the most handsome men ever and somehow aging works for him in a way it doesn’t for others. He’s ridic.

yeah how did keanu avoid the bloat??

he’s not straight

jeff bridges is a good example of an actor who just put on weight w/out really bloating

he is a national treasure

xxp

speaking of, my thinking Clooney is frumpy and sentimental proves I’m not straight.

ford is in incredible shape tho, you can’t bloat if you have a sixpack

what happened here

He got arrested.

ted danson has like gotten skinner

jeff bridges is also angelic

horseshoe would you accept that instead of saying mark ruffalo bloated he instead ‘plumped’

Yeah, I have the hots for bridges. Fat bridges skinny bridges. Doesn’t matter.

OMG THAT PICTURE IS THE CUTEST THING!

ted danson seems manic

sorry i took such a long break from posting itt i got lost looking at pix of marcello mastroianni on gis in order to see if this was strictly a hollywood phenomenon

anti bloat vote- neeson

i am obsessed with that picture

haha those fukkin prayer beads. gonna kidnap bridges and make him be my kids grandpa

right???

delon didnt bloat either

pictures of people who have figured out how to live

xp

It’s fantastic.

when I watched days of heaven I thought ‘richard gere was p good looking as a young man’

still lookin like a gangsta

gere didnt bloat

I don’t think I have the hots for him anymore though. Little too granpa at this point. Still <3 him though.

And fucktastic in Looking For Mr. Goodbar.

Dayo you’re just now realizing this? Gere was gorgeous.

does bloat give you a lil more leeway wrt aging? like you look a few years younger because your skin is all firm & glacial like balloon skin, rather than wrinkled w/lineaments in keeping with having skin that traces the shap of your face

the sheens (inc e estevez) seem like an interesting test case for this kinda thing, like scientists might be able to really make some progress the way they do with studies on separated twins, etc

gere is evil if anyone is. this puts your metaphysical bloat theory to rest.

guys that prob should have bloated more- duvall, hackman

erica I only ever knew gere from his grey headed days

Fat does, schlump. Not sure about bloat.

john cusack bloats p badly right

voight bloated

i feel like cusack is on his way to bloat but is probably like obsessively vain irl

i think the bloat puts you on another aging timeline—like leonardo dicaprio doesnt really look like hes any age now—he could be like 30 he could be like 50—he could be like a million years old an elder god scuttling in the dusk

feel like this thread needs some images of shirtless actors on yachts taken w/telephoto lenses, catch the bloated in their natural habitat (water)

alltime bloater to rival brando is obv welles, but can anyone else golfcaddy up there with those two

didn’t welles get fat

I’m still stuck on the peekaboo pic. It’s just so darn sweet.

Yeah, Welles got fat.

passing off welles’ weight gain as bloat would be like that thing about keith richards referring to his ‘laugh lines’

haha

welles obv got fat but i mean so did brando, but bloated too- i feel you can do both

yeah darragh is the only person here who really “gets” bloat imo

welles bloated like a motherfucker, got fat as hell too

which is something you made up entirely

got it

feel like welles was always supposed to be fat tbh

you know maybe jon voight didnt actually bloat—looks like he just has an enormo head and always has

“~curious orange~” you dont have to participate in this scientific discussion

Hanks: bloat

totally

Welles in his old age:

george lucas is a v special case obv

He couldn’t orbit around Hollywood so Hollywood orbited around him.

hanks otm

feel like welles was always supposed to be fat tbh

yes

like maybe it’s just the destiny of the baby-faced, to bring that kind of gelatinous softness to their adult form

springsteen kinda bloated too but its hard to say what w/ his insane meathead 80s period, he mighta just got super muscular

i hope you’re not suggesting bruce springsteen has ever done anything wrong in his entire blessed life

bill murray, now he’s kinda curious. Maybe a good example of a prize bloater who lost it.

Akroyd bloat + fat, but bloat first iirc

i mean i agree horseshoe but on the other hand... the soul patch

also he did not bloat! he was crazy skinny in the 70s! he looks like a normal dad now.

btw i am listening to springsteen rn

ugh okay the soul patch and his line on we are the world are bad

but he gets a LIFETIME PASS

I feel like Adam Sandler is on the way to bloat. Ben Stiller won’t.

i didnt say he definitely bloated!! was just saying, SOMETHING happened

yeah ben stiller is in kinda crazy shape isnt he

akroyd p similar to ruffalo ito bloat prospects imo so take a good hard look there ladies & gents

if springsteen bloated to one million times his current size i would still marry him

ben stiller seems like a workout anorexic to me

springsteen’s current look is really strange. like it just alludes to more full-on aesthetic decisions, w/jewelry, tanning, muscularity, etc, while still seeming grounded

stiller works out like a maniac

Luke wilson bloats up a treat

rufflo is pretty obviously of the brando/donofrio school of sexy method doods so yes id expect a bloat, again, im really sorry to say it, but we all have to be brave

haha luke wilson is a total bloater

mark ruffalo is just not skinny, if he gets fatter that’s fine, wish female actors could do so, too.

x-post at least he’s not uggo like his brother

luke wilson has chinbloat like miners have canaries

horseshoe you are really hung up on this fatness thing—the bloat is holistic, it includes the mind, the body, the head, which expands, the general aura

i am not buying what you’re selling max-a-million

i think ruffalo being a famous good looking dude who is “in good shape” while still have a body fat pct above 1 is why people call him “schlubby”

ppl have a hard time imagining a famous hot guy who is not like crazy ripped

basically if you come itt to say anything but mark ruffalo is a god i am smdh @ you

xp if by people you mean straight dudes afaict

yeah your def of bloat is bullshit

sorry max

lady bloaters,or is that a touchier subject?

Hmmm minelli first name springing to mind

lady bloating is hard b/c theres so much more pressure on women to not bloat

liza bloat = age and alcohol

but yeah, let’s not go there

i think a key component of the bloat is the head-area, when you bloat it almost doubles in size, not just fat but the entire skull and brain probably

but even at a fairly young age she’d kinda started

Xp yeah maybe ladybloat should be left alone for now tbh

Not to start anything but black dudes tend to avoid bloat y/n except for tracey morgan obv

bloating is kinda like cranial fluid retention mebbe

larry fishburne? i guess he just put on weight, also had an enormous head, so just an illusion of bloat, like voight

haha bunch of amateur scientists itt

Also

buncha bs artists