who does it feature?

im def putting that series of posts in my personal hall of fame, i just reget that they werent recorded on ilx proper

Thanks CC

Well, the good news is that Mr. Stapp had a shitfit that resulted in that video being more trouble to find than it’s worth to me.

The bad news is that Kidd Rock has a penis.

oh dont worry mr rock is a fully clothed bystander

or did u find some stuff u werent really looking for

stapp has made sure that the net has been rid of kid rock kock

no....i found a still of kidd rock facing the camera with his shirt lifted up and a head of long blonde hair near his backside. that was unpleansant.

strike that “n”

i guess the full tape never got released just the preview anyway no one should watch this ever http://www.heaven666.org/kid-rock-scott-stapp-sex-tape-preview-1735.php

“I’m Bob, nice to meet you.”

smooth ass motherfucker

also

“It’s good to be the king.”

aaaaaaargh. so embarrassing.

hahaha

the weird thing is i can’t imagine that a scott stapp sex tape would scar my psyche more than this:

Yeah well that’s one of the all time greatest/worst things ever recorded.

the weird thing about the whole protest against nickelback doing the thanksgiving halftime is like, it’s not possible for them to have topped creed, and if it was, wouldn’t you kind of want them to?

i’d never seen that before.

i’m watching it in another window.

@4:05

oh.

new song. black priests? is this racist?

oh, they’re not all black. there is one blond.

this is just....not very good.

something just occurred to me that I got out of bed to come nad post this

if you love mark ruffalo does that mean you also love VINCE VAUGHN??

no

pssh, other than being caucasian and having dark hair those two look nothing alike

vince vaughn is like seven feet tall, for one

bennett gets mark ruffalo confused with vincent van gogh a lot

I used to like Vince Vaughn.

I still think Jeremy Piven is cute. He’s in the class w/ Ruffalo and Vaugh, right?

what are you people even talking about

vaughn and ruffalo are both squareheaded and perpetually tired-looking iirc

i just feel like none of you even knows what mark ruffalo looks like. except plax.

why hasnt this dude done an odd couple remake yet

I once saw a clip of Vincent D’Onofrio on a talk show talking about how he gets approached by people thinking he is Vince Vaughn so he signs autographs for them as Vaughn.

;__;

I know what he looks like.

But I kind of have face blindness, so maybe I don’t.

But afaict, he’s beautiful.

<3 sorry Jesse, i’m just being a jerk

reading this thread has been an excellent finish to what has been a p great nite

can i just say tho that ryan gosling can never be handsome, because:

it’s OK horsehoe :)

or you know whatever your name is

also i feel like mark ruffalo, while def objectively good-looking, is so ~dreamy~ because of his voice, which is this perfect combination of intelligent and warm and vulnerable

theres a scene in ‘we dont live here anymore’ (so many incredibly boneable ppl so nicely photographed all in the service of the most boring movie ever =() that perfects this exactly mb i can find it on youtube...

her name is horseshoe loves tom brady iirc

otm he has the best voice.

haha we don’t live here anymore is so dumb. the things i’ve watched for you, mark ruffalo!

it’s OK horsehoe :)

OMG I forgot about how horseshoe actually posted as horsehoe for a while.

that was an unfortunate accident of poor spelling!

there is a scene in the beginning of you can count on me that i always think of when i’m trying to conjure the sound of mark ruffalo’s voice. he’s like shiftily trying to explain to laura linney why he hasn’t been in touch for a long time and he sort of haltingly says it’s “on account of the faaaaact that...i was incarcerated.” and the way he stretches the short a in “fact” is p much the dreamiest thing ever.

i don’t think it’s fair that i always end up sounding like a crazy person in ruffalo threads. they’re a trap.

<3 when horseshoe gets all swoony

this thread was v busy so i will say this:

horseshoe otm

also, it is in large part about how he moves which is v surprising. i always get the tiniest bit disappointed when i try to gis him bc his hotness is never entirely encapsulated by the still photograph. also yes he is disgustingly hot in in the cut

adrien brody looks like a praying mantis and ryan gosling has always looked like he was in backstreet boys

but i guess he was good in some films or w/e

mark ruffalo is attractive tho

the things i’ve watched for you, mark ruffalo!

I have done this for other actors. I watched and made my friend watch The Shape of Things this summer.

Because I am sure wondering about this probably kept most of you up all night, just thought I would put it out there that my longest standing and biggest actor crush is Gary oldman.

Mark Ruffalo is a lethally negligent bus driver in that movie hardly anyone has seen.

... imagining that last sentence as a gruff movie trailer voiceover

The Sweet Hereafter? Because I kind of regret ever seeing that.

uh, no. Margaret, subject of a major legal tussler and barely released 5–6 years after production.

Oh. And here I thought maybe I’d actually seen a Morbius movie.

From the same writer-director as You Can Count on Me.

maragaret is really worthwhile, one of my favorite and most thought-about movies of the year, but it played in theaters here for all of two weeks so hardly anyone has actually seen it except critics

I watched and made my friend watch The Shape of Things this summer.

― tokyo rosemary, Tuesday, December 6, 2011 1:22 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink

oh tokyo nooo

ruffalo looks like a rugged hamster fyi

ruffalo would be a good name for a rugged hamster

how dare u

look at the first pic and tell me that is not a rugged hamster

you are a nonsense person

hamsters look like this

ruffalo def has a hint of baby animal face

look

oh amanda

maybe I meant gerbil

yeah I def meant gerbil

sorry

lol @ nonsense person

he is still kind of hamster looking though, just like, a squinchy hamster, but prob more gerbil

ruffalo looks p cute here

youre wrong he is a rumpled guinea pig

more in the case against Gosling:

I can’t see it. :(

lol

I love JT.

did someone mention adrien brody

omg

goole, I know. Oh my Jesus, do I know.

I also made my friend watch the Beach Boys tv movie because of our problem.

lol who is in that even

We got a little preoccupied with Frederick Weller from In Plain Sight this summer. He played Brian Wilson. And the least horrible one in The Shape of Things.

speaking of movies watched for Ruffalo, horseshoe & t1arnan, have you seen:

Reservation Road

The Last Castle

?

neither

holy shit @ BRODYQUEST

reservation road was not good

are you guys sure this thread has almost 300 new answers

thanks to rodent derails >:[

sigh

i read a thing about how vincent donofrio is all about making his sexuality really present in all his performances, its a method thing i guess, physicality, and i think ruffalo is kinda method too? so maybe thats why yall love them

what is it with male actors and just getting hella bloated tho

alcohol?

max this thread is the second best thread on the sandbox rn, barring the one i made abt wizard powers just fyi

baldwin, dicaprio, donofrio, brando, ruffalo to some extent, walken, nicholson

i guess they are allowed to and still get work, unlike women. also i hope you’re not calling mark ruffalo bloated >:[ >:[ >:[

i kinda hate sandbox, i dont know anyones display names so i keep reading through tedious posts

meh, it happens—age, booze, drugs, food

both still hot imo

YOU’RE MEAN TO SOME EXTENT