that was to max

hes getting there, i hate to say it, but we all need to admit that mark ruffalo might someday be kinda bloaty, trying to help my gf come to terms w/ it but she just wants to watch 13 going on 30 again so

can a mod ban me from this thread already

LOL HS I was like WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?! For a second.

and HS otm. It prob happens just as much to lady actors but they’re then banished and you just don’t see it as much

dicaprio is the most tragic bloat though cause he still looks so babyish, now he just looks like this enormous sweaty baby

horseshoe plz recall that max max max max is 12x obese so his idea of ‘bloated’ is...skewed

nah—i mean lady actors put on weight sometimes—but theres this really specific male actor thing where they just BLOAT—like someone inserted a tube and used a bicycle pump or something

Max why do you hate fat ppl so much?

dicaprio had transition to adulthood problems way beyond simple bloat

——>

but it makes staring at his face fascinating, like you can discern the teen idol trapped in his weirdo adult face. also he was hot in the departed.

xp

bloated lady actor

i guess they are allowed to and still get work, unlike women.

yeah i kinda also feel like the whole aura around serious, ‘real’ actors is abt like staying up all night and drinkin and smokin and fuckin and shia lebeoufin around and then you realize that it takes a toll and you shoulda stayed in drinking mineral water and watchin downtown abbey

bloatress

again—let me be clear—i am not talking about FAT—fat is obviously a component of the bloat phenomenon—but i am sort of convinced that the bloat is more than just fat—it may have a psychic component for example

cannot WAIT for shia to bloat

i think it probably doesn’t happen to female actors as much, because once they’re in the game they’re committed to ascetic measures to get work. whereas i feel like alec baldwin was like, hell yes i am going to eat and drink and remain confident i can still get work.

i really do not think lady actors bloat. meryl streep has not bloated. anjelica houston has not bloated. helen mirren has not bloated.

so many xp

like its part of their mystique to wear their hard livin on their faces except consuming too much delicious food and drink just makes you look like a puffy sex addict brought in for questioning

it may have a psychic component for example

― max max max max, Tuesday, December 6, 2011 8:28 PM (34 seconds ago) Bookmark Permalink

oh okay. well no reverse-dorian-gray shit is happening to mark ruffalo because he’s an angel afaict.

i understand that this is in part a gender politics situation but i think that it might also be supernatural in nature

Yeah, I was going to correct myself and say that. Women probably just police themselves more. Max I’m not really seeing the distinction between fat and bloat in your examples. Dudes just got thick imo.

shia lebeoufin around

lol

oh look a thirty year old and a fifty year old

xps

you are supposed to be all sad lookin at old marlon brando because you are like “dang dude what happened”

bloat is a vibe

you can just see the bloat aura emanating off these folkz

mark ruggalo but srsly 300 answers? Guy’s cute and likeable but i mean has anyone said ‘schlubby’ yet?

i would contribute to a thread about the evolution (devolution?) of leonardo dicaprio’s face tbh

there is no such thing as schlubby i decree it

see who is “deems”—am i supposed to take this person seriously

HS—gchat for a sec pls.

darraghmac

xp

x-post darraghmac, so no

;)

shia labloat

He’s good looking but I could never really get into him. He’s always looked too babyish.

he’s really grown into his face

I like the looks of all these porked up pretty boys

there’s an omar little thread on ILX about male actors who went south way fast

nick nolte

i dunno how ‘seriously’ one’s posts are to be taken itt i mean the ladies are skimming every post w/out pics anyway

you know who never bloated: warren beatty

yeah dicaprio looks fine in that pic tbh

not that hes still a looker or anything, but he avoided the bloat, somehow

Yeah, Nolte was a babe in his younger years.

straight dudes are kind of hard on straight dudes’ looks itt

it goes without saying that newman and redford avoided the bloat but p sure those dudes are aliens neway

paul newman missed the bloat

really the more i think abt the more i think im right also that is probably a curse of some kind, so max is right too. i think if you want to be a ‘serious, oscar-winning actor’ than you have to wear yr inflated monstrous ego in yr face as some kind of supernatural devils bargin i mean look at keanu reeves dude is looking fine as hell still

tbh I like that DiCaprio is not a gently airbrushed slender anime anymore bcz I don’t have to have flashbacks to every other girl’s locker in ninth grade when I see a photo of him today

psh—the bloat cares not for sexuality

yeah how did keanu avoid the bloat?? i feel like ppl who do not bloat are probably the chillest to hang out with

and if you find a pic of ole keanu looking bloated and sweaty just dont post k thanx not cuz it ruins my theory (paul newman and clint eastwood already do that well enough) i just need some small things my life rn yknow

can def distinguish btwn ‘bloat’ and ‘got fat’ btw max otm there

i guess this thread has helped me realize i find dicaprio attractive in general

speaking of beatty, horseshoe did you see this

http://byliner.com/sara-davidson/stories/excerpt-joan

Warren Beatty was working the room, telling people he wanted to do some “gynecological detective work. I’m a combination gynecologist and detective.” He took me aside and said he had a crush on Joan. “I want to see her fly.”

I told him I’d arrived early and given Joan a massage. He looked puzzled. “A verbal massage? Is that what you mean?”

“A back massage.”

His eyes quickened at the suggestion of touching her tiny, delicate back. He walked to where she was seated, pulled up a rattan Huey Newton chair facing her, opened his knees and pressed her knees between his. “This is it for me,” he said. “This is all I want, right here. I’m happy.”

Sitting down next to Joan, I asked, “For how long?”

Warren looked at his watch. “I don’t have to be on the set until ten Monday morning.” He looked straight in Joan’s eyes and, with a smile that could melt an ice queen, pressed his knees tighter around hers.

She fidgeted. “This is not . . . ”

She moved her hand in circles in the air. John was not around to complete her sentence so she said, with a shy smile, “. . . feasible.”

keanu has/can look bloaty iirc

King of bloat- j spader

i just want to reiterate that mark ruffalo is clearly a decent and kind man and is not bloating due to evil. also i dispute the bloating is even happening.

d’you think tom cruise is bloated

horseshoe is a bloat truther

omg max no i hadn’t!

Maybe there’s a diff between bloat and fat BUT Baldwin and Denofrio aren’t great examples of that. They just got big and it’s OK! I mean, I sorta like chubby dudes tho so I don’t really care.

King of bloat- j spader

oh my god YES

haha HS is that story great or what

how ’bout nick cage

i mean of COURSE jd is the only person who would turn down warren beatty in his prime

can you imagine the nerve...touching joan didion!!!

who did he think he was

Spader does bloat that’s true. That’s also prob coke.

cruise don’t bloat tbf to dude

another dude who did not bloat: jeff goldblum

dude who did: chris noth

cage bloats by times

Pasty skin is a big part of it i think

actually cocaine probably does a lot of work toward the bloat theory in general tbh

more proximate cause than darkness in the soul

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damon is hovering on the precipice of bloat

Yeah Noth did.

wahlberg has not bloated, probably because he is always fuckin working out

damon is hovering on the precipice of bloat

― max max max max, Tuesday, December 6, 2011 8:42 PM (21 seconds ago) Bookmark Permalink

feel like he just fucked his metabolism with the anorexia

I was wondering about john travolta but he was pretty ‘musuclar’ in his young days too

friends- joey fat, chandler bloat, ross can swing to bloat but does ok mainly

omg john travolta is like king bloat

MW will not bloat because he’s inhumanely perfect in every way.

there needs to be a new word for what happened to travolta’s face

brad pitt, george clooney: no bloat

Nope. Travolta just got fat. Wasn’t dancing enough.

his whole head swelled

George Clooney is still getting better looking. It’s ridiculous. I don’t even get how it’s possible.

nicholson obviously bloated

was just gonna post that george clooney hasn’t aged at all besides grey hair

travolta can get fat, but that chin is a spectacular anti-bloat canopy

Affleck bloats despite chin however

brad pitt, george clooney and mark wahlberg clearly take care of their bodies on a female actor-level

the head swell is classic bloat symptom. he got fat, too, but the fat is on top of the bloat

erica otm. so jellies

feel like george clooney recently turned a corner and finally looks his age. he is still gorgeous though.

I feel that mark wahlberg isn’t on the same ‘leading man’ type level as others itt tho

harrison ford never bloated but he turned into a pretty awesome grandpa