“They’ve taken everything that I ever did for any young person and twisted it to say that my motives were sexual or whatever,” Mr. Sandusky said. He added: “I had kid after kid after kid who might say I was a father figure. And they just twisted that all.”

Um, about your opening phrasing in that second sentence...

I think he knows that nothing he could do or say would put him in a worse position than he already is in, so he’ll continue to pile on the proclamations of innocence and hope it fools enough people to serve his purposes. He’s scum, but he’s shrewd and calculating scum.

Yeah, really, at this point, it’s not like a ‘mea culpa’ would save him from a massive jail sentence for the remainder of his life. Unfortunately for him, eyewitnesses are going to make his “my actions were misinterpreted” angle difficult to swallow.

I really could have chose more sensitive wording there.

God Bless the Onion (sandbox ed.):

Nation’s 10-Year-Old Boys: If You See Someone Raping Us, Please Call The Police

i’m just stunned at the sandusky legal-team’s “media strategy.”

sandusky waived a preliminary hr’g, and appears headed for a quick trial.

Sandusky’s lawyer: “I suggest you dial 1-800-REALITY.”

“On second thought, please don’t.”

is he on suicide watch?

Sandusky’s lawyer: “I suggest you dial 1–800-REALITY.”

“On second thought, please don’t.”

― Tarfumes the Escape Goat, Tuesday, December 13, 2011 12:43 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Permalink

this thing is seriously unbelievable

“we’re LAWYERS!”

you really really cannot make this stuff up

nope

Amendola: “This goes beyond the Penn State-Miami game in ’86 [sic]. This is the game of his life.” In his own remarks to the media, Sandusky vowed to fight for “four full quarters.”

this is literally and in 1–800 REALITY a onion article

He pointed out that several victims have civil attorneys: “What greater motivation, folks, could there be than the financial motivation of saying, ‘I’m a victim.’” If we were to keep with the 50-counts-of-child-sex-abuse-allegations-as-football-game metaphor, that would be a 15-yard penalty for taunting.

oh christ

how is this not a career-ender for someone like amendola

i mean i’m sure it probably will be insofar as cases like this — but i’m sure there will be enough desperate sex offenders looking for defense attorneys to keep his practice going

if Sandusky gets found guilty (and he will) then he can say he had incompetent advisors?

does that work if you can afford basically any attorney and just decide to pick & stick with a total imbecile?

i mean i guess he could theoretically file a civil suit?

In his own remarks to the media, Sandusky vowed to fight for “four full quarters.”

Four full hindquarters, maybe.

...

Amendola: “This goes beyond the Penn State-Miami game in ’86

leave my team out of this, you incompetent boob.

i was reading somewhere yesterday about the possiblity of a guilty verdict leading to the “incompetent defense” argument from sandusky, but i guess if the evidence against a defendant is considered to be overwhelming by an appellate court, they’ll deny that argument.