we were two men short for football on friday cos they had to go issue notices to this inconceivable prickster

In Belgium, a 19 year old student has gone missing. Fortunately, we don’t really know his famous US namesake here:

http://www.hln.be/hln/nl/957/Belgie/article/detail/1358495/2011/12/05/Nog-steeds-geen-spoor-van-Waldo-Van-Raemdonck.dhtml (url translates as: still no trace of...)

okay the story about the woman burned alive in an elevator in brooklyn. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE.

They’re inflammable?

A New Castle man called 911 emergency dispatchers this week to report he had been insulted.

Police were sent to the 27-year-old man’s home, in the 400 block of South 18th Street, about 2 p.m. Sunday.

In a report, an officer said he told the man “it is not criminal that his girlfriend’s mother calls him names and not to continue calling 911 to make reports.”

On Monday morning, New Castle police were sent to a home in the 1400 block of South 18th Street after dispatchers received a report of a juvenile refusing to take a bath.

“Handled at scene,” was the responding officer’s concise report.

Elsewhere in Henry County, a rural Middletown woman called 911 about 11:30 a.m. Wednesday to report a disturbing sight: A juvenile, clad in a tank top and shorts, “with a chain around (his) neck, dragging a cement block.”

A Middletown officer determined the alleged victim was actually an “adult working out.”

Okay, I’ve read the elevator story now :-/

xp “adult working out” = The Chosen One

okay the story about the woman burned alive in an elevator in brooklyn. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE.

― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Sunday, 18 December 2011 13:37 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink

They’re inflammable?

― StanM, Sunday, 18 December 2011 15:14 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink

“At 1:30 p.m. police responded to a report of vandalism at the Lake park band shell. Graffiti was found on the band shell written in chalk.”

wut

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/30/pokemon-go-hotspot-in-veterans-memorial-park-sparks-confrontatio/

an confrontation that leads to a gazebo being nocked down

maybe lxy’s boss wrote it

at least someone thought to add the missing space between “online” and “petition”

Shit’s getting real. There’s a proposed ordinance before city council tonight that would basically waive the first amendment in the veterans area. Crazy.

that goes on at political conventions/downtown manhattan parks too

there is a house near me that has been hit multiple times because people love to accelerate when they see yellow lights and the road is curved so they see it even later. sorry for harbling but i just read this book called THERE ARE NO ACCIDENTS that was v good and talks about this sort of thing! like the reflexive assumption that changing the speed limit will solve the problem.

i feel sorry for the cows tho

https://www.cleveland19.com/2023/10/30/homeowners-wont-remove-lewd-halloween-skeletons-near-school/

idk if you know about my local news story

i had previously only been aware of the key bridge that extends from georgetown to arlington

look how you pass through anne arundel county for one second as you travel between baltimore city and baltimore county

jurisdiction fite