the point being that they’re not objectionable by dint of easy Clarkson-esque right wing cuntishness, but by sheer force of personality vacuum
Richard Bacon
Nick Knowles
Nicky Campbell
Holy Trinity of cunt gods
Steve Ryder
Irish guy who does the sports occasionally and also advertises double glazing, his name has never stuck in my head even tho he’s been on telly for around a decade
Sports coverage is full of these, to be fair
Paul Ross is too soft a target but i assume he’s out there somewhere floating around daytime tv refusing to be flushed
xp yeah maybe shd’ve excluded dudes solely responsible for sports coverage too
really this is “i hope somebody flies a jumbo jet into Richard Bacon” thread but Nick Knowles is up there with him on the enemies list
Last I saw PRoss, he was on “BidUpTV”.
(I know he was on Daytime TV on ITV, schofield was giving him an anal douche. This is actually true. But I did not see it.)
weirdly Schofield doesn’t generate enough ire for me
Have you watched The Cube?
I managed 10 minutes, at most
oh god this pompous shitnozzle, i hope u run into a pack of dodgy plumbers in a dark pub one night
Ah, one caveat:
The ‘builders’ had gone, and this bloke and the ‘expert’ surveyed the brickwork driveway, and this bloke says “um, it’s actually alright” to which the expert says “um, yeah, it’s a bit cracked around the edges but it’s not terrible by any means”
At which point they packed up and went home.
Oh come on, ILXors be napping. These two jokers...
...should have been first on the thread.
(see also, men who look like old lesbians)
(and given that they’re in Australia right now, the possibility of them being fed to feral slugs is a lot higher than for, say, Jimmy Carr)
Also, possibly the most bizarre item I’ve ever seen in a charity shop was a signed and framed photo of A&D.
Tim Lovejoy and Louise Redknapp.
Yer double glazing dude is called Craig Doyle, btw.
Lovejoy yes
everybody involved in “how to track down dead relatives, cash their insurance policies then buy some property to develop and sell and etc” programmes
ant and dec don’t annoy me half as much as consumer programme people or business journos
Pretty? Vacant
given that they’re in Australia right now
hadn’t noticed tbh
the point being that they’re not objectionable by dint of easy Clarkson-esque right wing cuntishness
Tim Lovejoy and Louise Redknapp.
― ailsa, Wednesday, 30 November 2011 22:53 (Yesterday) Bookmark Permalink
Lovejoy yes
― Julie Lagger, Wednesday, 30 November 2011 22:57 (Yesterday)
Can’t argue with Lovejoy at all but his considerable cuntishness entirely eclipsed by the humanity void that is Louise Redknapp.
There seems to be nothing you can do to register your dislike of Clarkson anymore. He clearly relishes riling twitter land, the BBC just “apologise for any offence” and moves on to the next time and any reaction to his trolling is met with “it’s just a joek bruv” from his fanboys in No.10 and elsewhere. It’s all so predictable.
Unison said it was considering reporting the comments to the police.
^ this is bollocks tho
Yeah, but this time he’s done it in front of people that arent his constituency.
i read clarkson’s sun column when i was visiting home this weekend, started off with the kind of fare you’d expect—smelly hippies occupying this and that, lazy and shiftless, &c &c, but then when he got into his actual point it was suggesting that instead of pitching tents and doing nothing they should... write protest songs? then they will have the power of the protesters who got nixon to pull out of vietnam. pvmooc, must try harder jezza, we expect you to keep up this character 24 hours a day.
most of the people listed so far have a strong whiff of toryism about them to me.
i guess the property development and grave-digging dead relatives for fun and profit types are bound to be toryesque but
Then again, “Heir Hunters” basically turned into a Tim Rose retrospective, the other night.
anyway:
“@piersmorgan: Don’t worry nurses & dinner ladies, leave #Clarkson to me. I owe him
somea smack”
#twitter_uk is a very easy lay for clarkson
the humanity void that is Louise Redknapp
But she is painfully attractive!
But she is painfully attractive!
Fixed that for you.
HELLO FROM USA
sarah beeny
steve jones.jpg
everybody involved in E4 is a given tbf
fucking rosé gobshite
I’m just trying to figure out why anyone would want to tame a slug, and why you wouldn’t want to feed annoying people to one.
Louie Spence + everyone from TOWIE + Bruce Forsyth.I assume Jeremy Kyle is too obvious to even bother mentioning.
Kyle is sort of political i thought, albeit in a Daily Express way.
quite like Louis Spence :\
He’s so screechy!
small doses i guess
everybody involved in E4 is a given tbf
doesn’t mean nick grimshaw shouldn’t be singled pout for special twatreatment though. can’t even watch an old episode of the simpsons on sunday without this cunt interrupting to mug his way through a link.