enjoy being socially inept with whomever is unlucky enough to succeed me

Id tell you to get fucked but i dun wanna imagine you naked

you look like Beetlejuice

you broke my skull cane and then tried to hide it from me

you really shouldn’t walk around the house shirtless. NAGL

you let the house get overrun by fruit flies cuz you didnt wanna take out trash or wash anything then got all sanctimonious about keeping the place clean

YOUR FACE GIVES MY SOUL DIARRHEA

u whined at me about not being moved out even though i am paid up thru the end of teh month and could technically stay til then if i wanted

i stole something from u. and you are so pathetic you’ll probably never notice.

YOUR MIND IS NOT GOOD.

i feel sorry for the toilet when you drop logs man

i feel sorry for your computer cos it never gets a vacation

I feel sorry for your house because it looks like a grandparents’

dude you have a skull cane?

had

it’s a red flag for an unreliable narrator.