…Imagine how great it’s going to feel when you die.

I dunno sometimes after I crap I’m pretty sure I have died

LOCK THREAD!

*slaps knees*

*farts*

*dies*

Krapp’s Last Krapp

Leave The Best (Crap) To Last

Elvis to thread...

endorphins to thread

colonics to thread

Kenny Loggins to thread.

xp When the colonics turn up I’ll say “hi colonics!”

James Last should’ve done an album with the guy who played Roscoe P. Coltrane.