cut the shit

the wish anus does not grant your wish, Cuauhtemoc Blanco

now i’m annoyed that i didn’t choose wishbone ass as my username

first 3 posts are beautiful

Lovely wish anus,

My would like to increase the size of mine anus. I heard an bigger anus give more pleasure to women of particular personaluty, and I would like engaging such women. May an anus double or triple the dimension of present. Many!

rodman

Everyone falls over teh wish anus, but no one wants to grab the luck rectum.

tender rodman,

the wish anus has heard your request. the wish anus will strain to make your request come true. please continue to wish upon the wish anus.

hugs and kisses,

the wish anus

elks thunder,

by mentioning the luck rectum, you may no longer wish upon the wish anus. why don’t you go make a wish upon the luck rectum, and see if she listens!!! hrmph.

clenched in anger,

the wish anus

Dear Wish Anus,

I wish I weren’t lactose intolerant anymore.

this cannot be changed

dear wish anus,

a god that allows the existence of proctitis is a cruel god, don’t you agree?

yours in discomfort,

wish anus,

i wish that i could be high all of the time and listen to music and chill the fuck out!

this cannot be changed ¯\_(ツ)_/¯,

lactose intolerance is not so bad. there are many other food groups to partake of, for example, poultry and legumes (2–3 servings a day), or cruciferous vegetables and nutrition-paste (as many and as much as you’d like). once you learn to adjust to a life without lactose, I think you’ll find that life offers you other ways to lactate!

yours in hominy,

the wish anus (_*_)

prudent zappi,

one cannot merely ‘wish’ proctitis away. I am terribly sorry about your proctitis. I hope you will visit a doctor soon. I will wish for you, upon myself, the wish anus.

you’ll always be in my wishes,

the wish anus

Z S,

inhale deeply of the wish anus, and your wish will come true.

the wish anus

dear wish anus,

i’ve been feeling stressed lately. can you help?

wish anus can I wish for infinite anuses?

cad,

try answering your mail once in a while. there are post offices located conveniently throughout the United States of America. you may visit them during business hours.

I am not sure you made a wish. nevertheless, I will keep you inside of me, the wish anus.

the wish anus

Anusbanusbanusonustanustanus,

(_∞_)

t∞t,

the wish anus

the doors of perception are cleansed!!

it’s a miralax!

wish anus,

where can i find the wish anus?

FOR GOD’S SAKE, TELL ME!

My dog Munchie has a spotted anus. Why am I so intrigued by this, Wish Anus?

pls kill yourself wish anus. or make a sandwich. u decide

Z S,

you can find the wish anus at the end of the tunnel.

*hi-five*

*down low*

*too slow!*

winking mischievously,

the wish anus

Christine ‘Green Leafy Dragon’ Indigo,

I’m not sure. perhaps your dog likes spotted dick?

wondering out loud,

the wish anus

Foolio Iglesias,

why don’t you put a sock in it! the wish anus only sometimes makes a sandwich.

the wish anus

yo wish anus have you ever granted yourself a wish and if so what was it?

What is the most unacceptable thing to ever come out of your wish anus?

steven gerrard

your voice of treason,

once, I wished this would never end.

the wish anus

mysterious sphincts

step hen faps,

I think you may misunderstand my purpose. nothing actually comes out of the wish anus—it is only a metaphor, like kanye west.

the wish anus

wish anus

can you provide me with an executable that will run the firmware for my mediadrive

thanks

some goji berries

and 4 kraft cheese slices

disparate undream fuckfart

how come we never have shit like this on the real ilx i ask you

no fuckin executable for a man, i note. wish anus my ass.

When people ask me what gets me through difficult times in my life, I will say, “the wish anus.”

i know four different guys called Éaneas btw

just for clarity, that’s pronounced ‘anus’

don’t look directly into the anus

Any relation to the Solar Anus, perchance?

Hello Wish Anus,

My work is v boring and I do not have any marketeable skills. What should I do?

Also, I miss brodie and I am afraid he didn’t make the quantum leap required to click on the sandbox ilx thus missing the site forever. Please say something soothing about this problem.

Thanks, Wish Anus.

Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems),

you can’t just ‘wish’ computer code into being! but I may have what you need. reach deep into the wish anus and pull it out.

fingers,

the wish anus

wrinklepause,

that’s combination will cause indigestion. I am not sure I understand your third request. I think you are being mean to the wish anus.

wounded,

the wish anus

if you dont got my firmware take your broke ass home

cant u transfer the code using anusb key or something?

Sanpaku,

there are many kinds of anuses in the world. I am but just one; the Solar Anus but another.

the wish anus

dear wish anus,

how do i come up with $1700 in four days? whoring myself/selling organs/robbing anything not options.

strongo

wolves lacan sandbox ed,

create a market for your skills. if the wish anus did not exist, man would have to invent the wish anus. do you see how my creation can salve your hurt?

brodie... sleeps with the anuses.

the wish anus

strongo,

bring your debtors to the wish anus, and I shall envelop and devour them, like the mythical Egyptian god Anusbis.

with vengeance,

the wish anus

sounds good to me!

what a horus’s ass

i wish for this thread to be revived!

can I call you wish ayne for short?

horus’s ass is all-time

henrietta lacks,

your wish is... granted! as an example of the generosity of the wish anus, I shall not count that wish against your wish anus allotment. but I request that you touch me, the wish anus, tenderly three times as a lagniappe, to me, the wish anus.

the wish anus

cat fancy,

yes. your wish is expended. you have no more wishes.

the wish anus

hi wish anus

hi ~curious orange~,

what may I do for you?

the wish anus

dear wish anus—

i’m caught up in one-night love affairs. will true love ever find me there?

yours,

dear wish anus

could i squeeze seven balls out of you?

nuhnuhnuh,

yes, and however, I am sad to say, on the night you finally find your true love, your true love will die of a congenital heart defect while in bed with you. the police will enter on an unrelated warrant search but will discover you with the dead body of your true love. you will be tried and convicted of murder and be sentenced to life without parole. this, the wish anus sees with piercing clarity.

the only way to avoid this is to either refrain from one-night love affairs, or to let the font of the wish anus wash over you.

the wish anus

p much resigned to deems,

inside the wish anus, you will find no balls. all balls lie outside the wish anus.

yours,

the wish anus

just wanted the euromillions numbers tbh

Dear wish anus,

I would like to turn back time, and I was wondering if you could find a way.

Thanks bunches,

The league of women voters

daerest wish anus,

i wish to sew you shut, and keep feeding you and feeding you and feeding you.

and feeding you.

yours in christ,

dear wish anus,

as i look you directly, now

i feel the urge to leave as if i’m being pulled by a magnet

if i only had the wisdom, wish anus, to know why you repel!!

*headbangs*

how do we even know there IS a wish anus? has anyone SEEN the wish anus?

or smelled it

or commanded it?

I had a dream as a child

that fortunes good and bad

were bestowed by an anus

a wish anus

wish me love a wishing anus

to kiss and tell

a wishing anus of butterfly tears

dear wish anus,

last night i was visited by three wish anuses who showed me chilling visions of past, present and future. as a result, i realized that my wish was selfish. please transfer my wish to the make a wish foundation and give it to either a starving or terminally ill child, if it is not yet too late.

affectionately yours,

The league of women voters,

by the powers invested me... I can only... turn... time... forward!

by the time you read this, time... will... have... turned... forward!!

wishing in perpetuity,

the wish anus

bene gesserit,

very good, I see my brethren have done their work (although I wonder if perhaps you were not visited by the luck rectum instead, my mortal enemy, in disguise). nevertheless, I shall transfer your wish to the make a wish anus foundation and see to it that it shall be dispensed properly.

fed,

the wish anus

I have a wish that I would like to confidentially convey to the wish anus. please advise.

the wish anus is not about ‘confidentiality’ or ‘conveyance’

if your wish is pure enough, the anus will grant it

dear wish anus please make my air conditioning fix itself

the HVAC guy came and there was nothing wrong with it, thanks wish anus

aww