he looks a step quicker this year, I’m thinking part of that shitiness was injuries
Kings look OK!
like he’s actually shown some athleticism in the post and some aggressiveness in the block as a defender. if he’s not starting C by feb I’ll eat my hat (or more likely feed it to Dejuan Blair bc he is fat)
xp
Tommy lee jones at the spurs game, no cheap seats for old man
Portland runs now for real it’s pretty sweet
zbo and Marc gasol have combined for only 13 attempts this game
Rudy gay alone has 17
I think threes something to the rudy wrecks chemistry idea
if i had gotten into ILH fantasy this year my team name was gonna be Childish Cambino
uh u guys
^^ ad for this was just on nbatv and apparently it’s real?!?!
i’d been meaning to talk to you guys about investing in my new venture
Jordan my team is NBA Jambino fyi
nice
if I were a jazz fan: thurlish bailbino
jammer is quite possibly the palest baller in NBA history
JIMMER
iPad u will understand
he’s like a living LED bulb
guys, the mavs and lakers could start the year 0–2
:_;
:]
u dream about this kind of shit when ur a kid
the jimmer-thornton-evans thing is gonna work u guys
also I love you forever, chuckwagon
feel like m world peace has made the world more wonderful w his name
sup w the bulls
feel like the first month of the season is gonna be just wild and not particularly indicative of anything
steph curry is very easily the second best player on the floor
feel like the first month of the season is gonna be just wild and not particularly indicative of anything
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, December 26, 2011 11:20 PM (4 minutes ago)
otm
this is delightfully nuts http://deadspin.com/5871194
Lou Williams approached by gunman [Philadelphia Daily News]
very good headline
that’s thug
http://www.nba.com/games/20111226/DENDAL/gameinfo.html?ls=gt2hp0021100012#nbaGIboxscore
look at the minutes played for the nuggz
this team is gonna win a lot of games
yeah was just marveling at that, lawsons the high man w/32
what did hollinger say about them in his west preview about the minutes
lemme look it up
he Nuggets go 12 deep, and George Karl, more than perhaps any other coach in basketball, will absolutely use all 12. I’m convinced it’s his dream to become the first coach in history to have 12 players average exactly 20.0 minutes and 8.8 points a game, and he may come close to that goal this season.
i think the nba has the most homer announcers of any sport, even more than baseball
every single announcer is so cunty towards the other team
hahahaha otm xxp
yeah that hollinger bit had me lolling hard in public
oh god there’s a second hyundai girl ad
kobe is 6–17 tonight o_O
new hyundai girl is so lamestream smh, miss u pamplemouse
the lakers having to play in utah tomorrow night is so lol/absurd
kobe had 8tos yesterday
can’t believe fisher is still in the nba playing
remember when people thought JJ Hickson was good
remember when the cavs wouldn’t trade jj hickson to the suns for amar’e
lakers playing 7 games in 10 days to start the season lmao
luke walton cannot guard demarcus cousins
demarcus cousins and jimmer fredette are on the same team
man when you bring up that hickson-amare thing with cavs fans they get so mad. full blown denial too.
feel like kobe really might lose it at some point this season
like i could see him spitting in world peace’s face or something
this pretty much goes without saying but the mavs need dirk to play at a pretty ridiculously high level for them to be a factor at all this season. they look awful
kings fans lustily boo matt barnes
mike brown’s major defensive adjustment for the lakers appears to be telling all the big men to just try to draw charges on every drive.
mike brown as coach of the lakers is an underrated subplot heading into this season
the lakers second unit is so atrocious
blake-ebanks-world peace-walton-murphy
i mean this unfathomably bad
everyone besides kobe/gasol/bynum is horrible at basketball
Marcus thornton is like 95% as good as Eric Gordon, and I don’t mean that as a criticism of Gordon at all.
DEMARCUS COUSINS DRAINS A JUMPER AS “BIG PIMPIN” PLAYS
i love thornton — the heat should trade wade for cousins, thornton and jimmer. they would never ever ever lose.
Sacto would say no, right?
DEMARCUS COUSINS DRAINS A JUMPER AS “BIG PIMPIN” PLAYS
― How many days after a period? Started by Tuomas in December 2011 (v-shasty), Monday, December 26, 2011 10:53 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark
i’m still reeling from this, sorry
no wai they would totally do that trade xp
Cousins is just having fun out there
wade + evans would be so hilarious
wait wtf isaiah thomas actually plays in the nba?
loooool MWP throws in an and 1 hook shot in the post and kisses both biceps
“somebody’s open... and it’s fisher...” *clang*
world peace is in the building right now
loooool MWP throws in an and 1 hook shot in the post and kisses both biceps
― How many days after a period? Started by Tuomas in December 2011 (v-shasty), Monday, December 26, 2011 11:01 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink
this was outstanding, start to finish
jesus christ, marcus thornton
i have absolutely no idea who the kings’ coach is
he looks like a hockey coach
Paul westphal just getting ready for winter
oh jord you’re so young
i honestly don’t know how you could be a fan of the kings — i would end up throwing something through my tv by the third game
demarcus is making lots of strange things happen
the lakers really, really, REALLY need to not be playing derek fisher over steve blake in crunch time
john salmons is really bad
he’s also really out of shape
Westphal looks like he’s getting ready to play Michael McDonald in a biopic
i mean, if he’s on a team w/ tyreke evans AND marcus thornton, salmons might be the most worthless player in the nba
btw kings new unis couldn’t look anymore like they were meant for gang reappropriation if they had pot leaves in the shorts logos
COUSINS BUZZIN
wait a second, Cousins hustle?!?!?
THE JIMMER EFFECT
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLLLLLLLE
i want mike brown to not be a total failure, but he’s seriously playing derek fisher right now
a fucking shock that tyreke evans took fisher to the rack and got fouled
PRIMOS
demarcus is killing me rn
god, the lakers are a mess
remember last year when the Hornets for some reason decided Thornton wasn’t a starter and played Belinelli and shit
fucking gavin maloof
i mean the lakers had a do or die possession and fisher literally could barely get the ball passed half court and then he passed to world peace who was unguarded w/in a 6 foot radius who then shot a three off the side of the rim
i can’t even
DEMARCUS TAKES THE CHARGE ON KOBE
this game is so hilarious
LOL DMC I LOVE YOU
loooooooooooooooooool demarcus gets t’d up
wtf lakers
the lakers are gonna lose by how much tomorrow night?