its v lol 4 sure

“momma there goes that man ” is indisputably retarded and “hand down, man down” is nonsensical. “man down??”

I didn’t see any regular season games last year and from browsing the NBA thread I was somehow under the impression that “momma there goes that man” was nothing more than a ilx meme. My joy and disbelief when he broke it out for reals during the play-offs was quite something.

hand down...if u have ur hand down on defense ie not in a dudes grill

man down...u have been shot down like u r a plane

not that hard folks

right the second part makes no sense

not really, he’s just saying that you’ve been killed by not having your hand up — it’s a pretty easy thing to comprehend that might take a sliver of imagination to put together

the expresion isnt nonsensical, just inane

right

GUYS IT RHYMES

can’t believe i’m defending coach jackson but dude’s catchphrases were not his weakness

lol this season so many games every day

yeah my head is for real spinning

it’s gonna be like iwo jima out there every day

clay didn’t you used to have season tickets

yeah I was paying pennies on the dollar in the z-bo years for decent seats but after the oden draft the place was sold out and I couldn’t hang. Still went to a ton of games as I have a family member who’s worked for the team for 20 years and gave tickets away all the time.

My offer to take any ilh reg to a blazer game anytime they’re passing through town is permanent.

not that i’m anxious to reopen this can or worms — i’d rather open a bottle of wine — but in light of our discussion yesterday about whether the heat suffer badly from having “ill-fitting” pieces, i thought this espn article was interesting. it discusses how, during the lockout, spoelstra spoke with the oregon ducks football coach about adapting their “spread offense” to the NBA. this year’s heat apparently have unveiled that offensive package (tho, it was there to some degree last year, with spoelstra’s “you do what i want, then you can do what you want” philosophy on defense/transition offense).

“grown man move”

lmao u didnt need to watch college football to figure out the heat need to run more spo

this post doesnt really makes any sense imho but its maybe interesting http://wagesofwins.com/2011/10/31/could-your-city-give-a-sports-team-a-good-home

― Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, December 26, 2011 8:26 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink

I think KC could support a pro basketball team, considering the new labor deal and they already have a great arena.

it’s really baffling how KC has one of the best arenas in the country and no team to play in it.

man how weird would it be if houston and chicago both had 2 nba teams.

apparently humphries is just going to get booed everywhere

lol I would love for that to become a meme

i wonder if he’ll get to have a “lebron in portland” moment

Cavs look super depressed already

pacers been thuggin

crowd in indy is poppin tonight

jonas jerebko running the break

lol he has 10 pts in the second quarter

maybe joe is on to something

beasley just took one of the worst shots i’ve ever seen

the last three shots from the wolves

- beasley reverse 180 spinning fadeaway from the elbow (he should’ve been ejected for this)

- beasley contested runner in the lane jumping into three thunder

- love spinning fadeaway off the side of the backboard

,you meant to say **super cool** beasley

god, the wolves take such insanely bad shots

everything is w/ like 14 seconds left on the shot clock

FEED DARKO

lol darko & perk have to be separated

“i love the competitive flair of darko milicic”

yes, i’m listening to the wolves broadcast

fuck rick adleman for bringing barea off the bench instead of rubio

kobe’s usage last night was 51.1%

so right around his career average?

rubio subbing in after the break here

not watching, but wolves lineup is super-cool-beasley; kevin love; rubio; darko milicic; and the baron vladamir harkonnen, right?

i don’t think they have a line up

ha

oh please they are a team on the rise

beasley is such a travesty

there’s a video of him, just before he was drafted by the heat, where he was overheard saying, basically, “haha, anywhere but the timberwolves”

barea is the best guard on the wolves by a fairly clear margin.

Rubio shoots! (an 80 foot heave)

Rubio looks pretty good, Derrick Williams looks like a poor man’s Beasley

derrick willimas will be better on account of not jacking up 10 indefensible shots a game

in local news, Timmy d got 3 fouls in 6 minut to startle game, the spurs have no big men, and their offense is sucky

woof

antawn jamison 6–20

ok the mavs are in trouble

Vince Carter has moobs

How did the Nets win that game.

they have Deron Williams and the other team has John Wall.

Kris Humphries with 21 and 16. Dude is kinda good at filling up a box score.

it’s possible I will watch all 66 Nuggets games.

man I don’t even know what’s going on with the sixers. can dayo or whomever give me a couple things to look for?

lol it’s a mess. I just know what hollinger posted but basically: iggy, evan turner & thaddeus young are people to watch. jrue too

tony battie is still in the league (?!) and on the sixers

rofl @ crunch time huddle convo b/w rubio, darko, anthony tolliver and derrick williams

Anthony tolliver prolly advising Rubio on exchange rates

Derrick Williams looks so bad...

Marcus Fizer comes to mind...

he just looks like he has no idea how to play in an actual offense

he’ll have to adjust to playing vs players that are on par with him athletically, which basically never happened in college

he looks so slow to me, and can’t finish for shit

having rubio playing at the same time with beasley is such a travesty

kawhi leonard has similar offensive shortcomings, but holy shit can he play d

to me it just looks like he doesn’t know what to do w/ the ball so he’s just going to the rim and forcing bad shots

he just looks like a slow beasley to me. So uh, maybe don’t take him and get one of the centers?

i could not deal w/ beasely on my team if i was a player, coach or fan

RICK

legit don’t think beasley should be in the nba

super hated beas

me irl

that travel call on Love was absolute horseshit

Beasley’s role in the nba is to create the illusion of competence for awful franchises.

there is sean williams action in dallas, btw

beasley is like they new corey maggette but somehow worse

harden should just be the point guard

yeah, basically

yeah, run an iso post-up for beasley. very solid offense.

harden is such a beast, his development way more important for OKC as contender than Westbrook, imo

treating harden as a spot up shooter is such a mistake.

i think everyone forgot about the whole scott brooks thing when they were unanimously picking OKC to come out of the west

btw the spurs are wompin on the grizz after a turrible 1st q, ginobili is basically ball Jesus for me

they need to quit thinking that westbrook is going to be a true PG. Dude is a slashing SG.

uuugh, russ

champs having a rough start to their title defense

Mavs look so lifeless. Nuggz look like the most fun team ever.

damn, perk

I wanted to post like 10 things about how awesome the nuggz are but held back cuz I didn’t want to seem insane.

well they were completely awesome last year

they lack a #1 dude but they are a top to bottom legit squad, the nuggz

fwiw, if ginobili is healthy and splitter had more seasoning, spurs would’ve taken girzzles down easily last year

like splitter is kind of timid with the ball in hs hands, but he neutralizes Marc gasol p well and sets mad picks

the just in: TJ ford is kind of terrible

Philly looks just not ready to start the season like c’mon mom five more minutes

I was so stunned by how bad Tiago was last year.