plz share w/us more of yr tough man tips

where are all the tall skinny guys in UFC I wonder

octagon knowledge, dropped

bill walker is more street urchin/wino than thug

i think the bigger issue is your assertion that 6’6 235 is some kind of impressive or notable build!

it’s way bulkier than 7’0 250.

xp jon jones, dude from my hometown, is p tall and skinny iirc

matt “devils advocate” armstrong

my new years resolution will be to not argue with matt armstrong on ilh

kg is a pussy, matt knows, dont you see, this is an important point to make, because

xp jon jones, dude from my hometown, is p tall and skinny iirc

― k3vin k., Sunday, December 25, 2011 11:41 PM (26 seconds ago) Bookmark Permalink

for UFC he is.

jon jones is 6’4 205 where does he fall on the hierarchy of tuff doods

kg is a pussy, matt knows, dont you see, this is an important point to make, because

― Cooper Chucklebutt, Sunday, December 25, 2011 11:43 PM (25 seconds ago) Bookmark Permalink

It’s not that he’s a pussy, it’s that really lanky skinny guys are not built for combat unless they’ve developed good coordination with punching. Shorter, more strongly built dudes are at an advantage in clumsy street fights, not a disadvantage. KG’s reach advantage won’t mean shit.

None of you should argue with me because I’m a touch over 6’4“ and 250 lbs. cad knows—I’m a hulking brute.

POLL PLZ

i could take kg personally, let him try to bark at me like a dog, i know —a basketball fan

it’s true ez snappin could take bill walker i have seen both irl

big baby daivs ia an actual big baby, fact, he crey

As long as he didn’t knock my glasses off because I’m blind as a bat.

mark jackson keeps calling his team offense a “random” offense as if he has no control over this

what do you think exactly mark jackson means by this ‘random basketball team on the offensive end’ thing he keeps saying

lolxp

Hand down, gameplan down.

it’s like the players are all wind-up toys to him

Jackson is taking so many shots at Nellie and Smart

“Guys I just want you to go down there, try and execute your sets, and the ball will go wherever the ball decides to go. We are but the witnesses. Hand down man down.”

NBA fights bear almost no resemblance to the street fighting you are envisioning there, Matt. 49 times out of 50 they amount to a brief scuffle with a few errantly thrown punches that glance harmlessly off a shoulder, and a lot of purposeless hubbub.

Jackson is taking so many shots at Nellie and Smart

― Matt Armstrong, Monday, December 26, 2011 12:49 AM (39 seconds ago) Bookmark Permalink

yeah you kind of get the sense that jackson wants to parlay this job into a tv gig

Ha!

No I think we are envisioning Bill Walker and Kevin Garnett meeting outside the arena with like switchblades and maybe some light tubes. At least I am.

NBA fights bear almost no resemblance to the street fighting you are envisioning there, Matt. 49 times out of 50 they amount to a brief scuffle with a few errantly thrown punches that glance harmlessly off a shoulder, and a lot of purposeless hubbub.

― Aimless, Sunday, December 25, 2011 11:50 PM (4 seconds ago) Bookmark Permalink

oh sure this is all hypothetical. Was just responding to the idea that Baron “saved” Walker from a KG beatdown.

Jackson is taking so many shots at Nellie and Smart

― Matt Armstrong, Monday, December 26, 2011 12:49 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Permalink

its that professionalism hes always talking abt

It would be just like the “Beat It” video

when irl they both probably throw left hooks like they’re swinging frying pans. xp

The fight, that is.

I wish I got the xpost message when posting from my phone.

I mean Coop, have you ever seen 7’0 guys try to box cuz it’s not so good

I wish I still had that mustache

btw malone totally beats Shaq too

I can recall when Ed “Too Tall” Jones thought he could be a professional heavyweight fighter because he was good at sacking qbs. many lols.

if shaq punched the world the world would die

RIP, world b. free

plz tell Shaq to punch the internet. kthxbye.

if shaq punched the world the world would slip it.

btw, it is still dec 25 here on west coast, so our goal of 4000 posts before xmas ends is still in reach, if we truly hunger for it.

barkley totally won vs. shaq, be real.

shaq never really attempted to fight anyone, because he knew they would die

shaq might be awesome at greco-roman wrestling

one time he threw a punch like four feet wide of brad millers head, p sure brad miller never fucked w/him again

well, I wouldn’t take bill walker vs. shaq, that’s for sure

Alexander Shaqrelin

Alternately, Shaqo-Roman Wrestling

This game sucks when this tangent has gone on this long.

Yeah I feel like 4000 posts would be more likely if the game were more exciting, or if it were on TNT so it could also add some Inside the NBA posts.

lol c paul icing the warriors right now

This game sucks when this tangent has gone on this long.

Man what you expect from a Warriors game.

I gave up on this game in the third and have just been reading this thread.

chris paul III

scored 6 straight, no one else touched the ball

LMFAO

At this point I can’t watch that commercial and not wonder why all of LMFAO’s celebrity friends get a line in except for Emmanuelle Chriqui.

Also why it goes from eight to six. Maybe LMFAO can’t count?

flagrant LMFAOL

did u guys know lmfao is comprised of berry gordys son and berry gordys grandson

How does Rockwell fit in the lmfao family tree?

hes one lmfaos brother and maybe ones dad

Thanks!

sure!

Per Wikipedia, Rockwell is also closely related to the group LMFAO through half-brother Redfoo, son of Berry Gordy and Nancy Leiviska, and SkyBlu, Rockwell’s nephew through half-brother Berry Gordy IV and his wife Valerie Robeson.

dang was hoping he was lmfaos dad

This bit of research did lead me to discover Rockwell’s follow-up single to Someone’s Watching Me, “Obscene Phone Caller”.

I mean, what in the hell, this basically makes Redfoo the 2nd least embarrassing Gordy son imo

that is truly something

Jordan had 8 blocks holy shit

ungh cp3 had me leaning off those jumpers

regardless of that tweet, matt yglesias should stfu about basketball iirc

Got hooked up with tix to opening night.

Genuinely excited to go to the rose garden for the first time since like the 09 playoffs.

TRADE WESTBROOK FOR RONDO OKC

lol i accept this trade

this post doesnt really makes any sense imho but its maybe interesting http://wagesofwins.com/2011/10/31/could-your-city-give-a-sports-team-a-good-home

clay didn’t you used to have season tickets

lol

btw I got $100 on bill walker in a walker v. kg fight

Garnett would bite his ear off.

Then cook it over an open pit. Then kill Walker. Then sleep.

garnett is all bark no bite man

small guys take out big guys all the time

Kobe’s a punk.

“hand down, man down” and “momma there goes that man” are both classic catchphrases IMO

that kobe outro was dope as hell

this is the stupidest conversation ever you are all idiot and i will beat you up should u ever cross my path

“hand down, man down” and “momma there goes that man” are both classic catchphrases IMO

that kobe outro was dope as hell

― How many days after a period? Started by Tuomas in December 2011 (v-shasty), Monday, December 26, 2011 11:19 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

lol this is like saying ‘kingdom come’ is the best jay-z album, nice challopin on ILH today

not really — i mean i don’t like mark jackson as an announcer that you have to listen to for an entire game, but his spirited outros are awesome imo

NB I have never actually heard kingdom come so that may actually be true

mark jackson should be executed for his crimes against basketball

that parody outro is for real one of the funniest things