Mully can ball, but he should shut up.

BILLUPS STILL WANTS TO BE A HEAT.

yah mullins legit

wasn’t chris mullin GM of the warriors like 4 years ago or something

― How many days after a period? by Tuomas in December 2011 (v-shasty), Sunday, December 25, 2011 10:34 PM (1 second ago) Bookmark Permalink

yeah and he totally got screwed by ownership

and by Nellie, IIRC

i know he was a good player, but HOF-good?

Original DTer!!!!!!! Never forget.

i mean, to be hall of fame-caliber, you need to be upper, upper-echelon.

like jj barea.

just saying that it’s weird that mullen is calling this game

dorrell wright can shoot the ball

beat la?

the la . . . CLIPPERS?

Yeah, he’s hall worthy even if you only count his college career at St. Johns. One of the best college ballers I’ve ever seen.

I take back my Billups statement because Bill Simmons just tweated something about his horrible play. I can’t be right if Simmons agrees with me.

thank you for circling mullin i would not have spotted him otherwise

who’s the short white guy in the top row?

That Dukey really stands out as dookie in that august company.

Yeah it’s hard to pick him out when there are three other white guys there (not counting Daly RIP).

xp Laettner.

yeah the only smear on the dream team

this game is hilarious, everyone is super psyched and so rusty

OHHHHHH YEAH, christian l.

why does the NBA insist on assaulting our ears with autotuned justin bieber?

I think that’s his natural voice.

u r kidding, right?

hm.

well, he has a lovely voice.

lol @ mark jackson shitting on keith smart on national tv

yes I’m kidding. Can’t get behind the Bieberbot.

mark jackson: truthteller.

“guys, you suck. i mean, really.”

haha van gundy on jackson: everyday he brought me down

Hands down, Van down.

:)

if jordan emerges as a srs defender clips could be v real

respect to breen & svg for doing two games in one day on xmas

er, jvg

does cp3 look a little out of shape?

not badly, just a little.

c paul looks slightly fat

― Cooper Chucklebutt, Sunday, December 25, 2011 11:29 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

god, the warriors are hilarious

jacking up a three from a foot behind the line w/ 19 seconds left on the clock

respect to breen & svg for doing two games in one day on xmas

― How many days after a period? Started by Tuomas in December 2011 (v-shasty), Sunday, December 25, 2011 11:47 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

yeah this is about as hard as announcing gets

maybe that’s why he looks so tentative on offense xxp

what a crappy half of basketball.

jacking up a three from a foot behind the line w/ 19 seconds left on the clock

― How many days after a period? Started by Tuomas in December 2011 (v-shasty), Sunday, December 25, 2011 10:50 PM (17 seconds ago) Bookmark Permalink

it was a 2 for 1 brah

forgot how much i like listening to jeff van gundy’s announcing.

2 for 1 not worth a 27’ from a Heat cast-off.

Q: what message has mark jackson had for you so far?

A: that we’re really terrible, just awful.

yeah but a two for one doesn’t make any sense if one shot has a 20% chance of going in

I don’t think the shot clock was the issue there though.

Not shot clock but game clock.

there were 30ish seconds on the shot clock, hence why you have to rush the 2 for 1

I’m giving this game 5 minutes into the third to see if either coach made any adjustments (ha!) before I bail.

yeah but a two for one doesn’t make any sense if one shot has a 20% chance of going in

― How many days after a period? Started by Tuomas in December 2011 (v-shasty), Sunday, December 25, 2011 10:53 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Permalink

you sure about that?

it doesn’t make sense to play 2 for 1 with 30 seconds. Leave them 8 seconds to get a good shot instead of giving yourself 4 seconds after their full possession.

30 seconds seems like the sweet spot for a 2 for 1 to me.

its an interesting question

like for one thing you can basically rely on the other team to not use their entire shot clock, prob add an average of 6 seconds to yr 2nd possession

Ethan Skolnick @EthanJSkolnick — U > Del Negro. RT @kevinarnovitz: Every starter on the Clippers has a strength or two. Not one of them has been put to use even remotely.

lol @ kobe blocked at the buzzer

clutch

lol at luol’s textbook travel that wasn’t called.

the Lakers and Celts both got screwed out of wins today, cats and dogs living together etc.

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EZ Snappin, Monday, December 26, 2011 12:08 AM (7 seconds ago) Bookmark Permalink

haha otm

what is mark jackson talking about?

‘listen up to this last thing’ i am enjoying this mark jackson locker room clip so much

Mark Jackson’s halftime speech sounded like it was cribbed from Under Armour commercials.

um so at one point there was an ish smith-klay thompson-brandon rush-dorell wright-udoh lineup out there?

don’t scoff mark jackson will eclipse phil jackson v soon.

Innovative coaching means innovative lineups.

i love that theres an nba player named ‘ish’

this game is like the 1st warm day at the playground

david lee is a v good offensive player im glad his arm was not taken away from him last year

Vinny appears to have told his team that the best players should shoot. Minor adjustment, but it might just win him the game.

man just want to make clear how much i h8 uniforms that have piping on the collar but not the sleeves

i mean id ld love to see a team go w/a totally piping free minimal steez, but this unbalanced half way shit my god

dont ever change kg

shouldve hit that shot btw

should’ve had jeff green taking the wide open three attempted by marquis daniels, but oh well

bill walker saved by baron squirrel

hay kudos to the heat on their game today btw, just one more win to go for a ring, pwn

I’m taking Walker in that fight tbh

ill take the much bigger guy

idk bill walker kinda looks like a thug

not a thug, but a tough guy out on the court

lol who you guys got in the ish smith / dre jordan fight

ill take the much bigger guy

― Cooper Chucklebutt, Sunday, December 25, 2011 11:27 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

taller, not nec. bigger

Mark Jackson is IN YOUR HEAD, DeAndre Jordan.

Alternately DeAndre Jordan will just continue to block shots.

ill take the much bigger guy

― Cooper Chucklebutt, Sunday, December 25, 2011 11:27 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

taller, not nec. bigger

― Matt Armstrong, Monday, December 26, 2011 12:30 AM (15 seconds ago) Bookmark Permalink

this is a v silly conversation where youre just trying to call kg a pussy for whatever reason, but irl generally not wise to give up that much reach

I’ll take the 6’6 tank vs. the 7’0 beanpole.

neither of those are accurate descriptions!

irl reach isn’t worth shit if you can’t throw a punch well.

dude walker is 6’6 235

omg you called bill walker a “tank”

i get it you know what tough is, from watching so much basketball, impressed

tall skinny guys dominatin’ street fights on the reg

that’s why so many bouncers are 6’7, 195

lol cp3 def a fattey

street fights on the reg, sure matt