pull up and shoot a shot, jeez

did take that a bit deep

wow

He drew four Bulls! Kick that one out maybe?

let’s go back and talk about how luol deng committed the most blatant offensive turnover in the history of the nba and it wasn’t called

Haha merry Christmas from the nba and Derrick Rose.

the point god was not going to fall on xmas night

is there anyone in sports who has a bigger difference in on-court/field dynamism and personality? derrick rose’s interviews = juwan howard’s game

i am convinced. bulls will win the championship this year, and for the next six straight years.

let’s go back and talk about how luol deng committed the most blatant offensive turnover in the history of the nba and it wasn’t called

― How many days after a period? Started by Tuomas in December 2011 (v-shasty), Sunday, December 25, 2011 7:01 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

I’m stunned the refs fell for this shit

also did Joey Crawford decide on his own rule for flopping technicals in that NYK-BOS game?

oh yay doris burke

ay don’t talk shit about doris

doris > hubie

doris burke: the world’s greatest announcer who sounds like their jaw is wired shut.

yeah that was a travelling

tbf all abc/espn announcers are garbage

so sad I don’t have cable

oh yeah the travelling was awful too, I though Jord meant the play where Deng just decided to force the refs to call a flop by fumbling it out of bounds.

deng was playing v well this game tho

oh yeah the travelling was awful too, I though Jord meant the play where Deng just decided to force the refs to call a flop by fumbling it out of bounds.

― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, December 25, 2011 7:14 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark

yeah i meant the travel — i mean that’s not even a judgement call or anything

deng played welll — he’s a really good swingman, mostly his problem as it pertains to the eastern conference is that lebron is way too athletic and it really neutralizes deng on offense — but that’s really only for the ECF

he’s like the perfect guy to play kobean tho

a kobean performance

I was watching the whole foods parking lot guy ad and I was like “the only ad as annoying as this is the hyundai girl ad” and then I was like “FUCK this is a hyundai ad too”

oh that isn’t the pomplatoose woman?

isn’t that, i mean.

the magic need to trade Dwight now, this is a really sad zombie team.

yeah i couldn’t even bring myself to watch the game

remember when people though Glen Davis was good

i really like the supersonics team this year. perkins looks good.

Davis was good the first half of last year.

Guys I have learned two things from this year’s Hyundai ads:

1. I am more willing to allow the repetition if there is a cute girl. (She is v pretty btw)

2. My sister counts Pomplamoose amongst her favorite bands.

remember when people though Glen Davis was good

― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, December 25, 2011 7:54 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

yes

Thunder just carving up the Magic.

magic look like they just found out their dad is a furry

well, have you seen SVG in the shower?

6th beard of the year

this lmfao budweiser ad is a low point

it’s bad, but on account of not being insanely misogynistic & homophobic, it prob doesn’t even rank in the bottom 10 of bud/bud light ads

it’s bad because it is stupid and because mark cuban is in it and he is stupid.

I kind of like the luke wilson for no reason

I thought Murphy and McRoberts looked really good for the Lakers, too bad Mike Brown is their coach.

Noam Scheiber @noamscheiber — I really want to like OKC, but I find them exceedingly dull. NBA finals are going to be a little tedious if they come out of the West.

durant is kinda boring, but westbrook and harden can make some music

They’re def. an ugly team in terms of turnovers.

but I mean, come on, we suffered through like 7 years of pistons-spurs BS, the Thunder are like snorting coke in a helicopter compared to that.

Gonna try that “snorting coke in a helicopter” thing, just to be sure.

wow hedo guarding durant

Spurs were a joy to watch. Excellence in execution. I haven’t seen enough of the Thunder to judge.

The Spurs deserve a lot of the blame for the epidemic of flopping we have now.

and until last year their offenses were pretty much always hideous.

ban EZ snappin

I completely disagree.

I enjoyed the three man game they played on offense with their excellent weakside spacing. I blame flopping on the Vlade Kings teams (and Derek Floppin’ Fisher) more than on Manu.

The Pistons were hideous to watch though, beyond Rasheed getting Techs.

BAN THIS BUDWEISER COMMERCIAL

f—g a, can’t the federal gov’t do something about that commercial?

i realize there are protections ensuring “free” “speech,” but there are limits.

I’m watching online so I don’t get the Bud commercial. Thank you ESPN 3!

what is this commercial?

it’s a terrible commercial with lmfao

I had to ask my wife who they were.

holy hell, if it happens: dirk — dhoward — deron v. bron — wade — bosh in ’12 — ’13. i suppose dallas would be favored, but what a matchup.

I’m hoping!

And thinking of actively lobbying Howard and Williams

that would be pretty amazing, a great rivalry

and yeah i assume dallas would win

it’s already an interesting rivalry, with the way they traded finals wins.

i assume, but heat’s firepower is muy impresionante

i think the c’s are angling to have cap room this offseason, too. not sure how they’d do it, but dwight howard and rajon rondo would be a hell of a building block for the celtic nation.

heat have three players that don’t fit at all, Dallas would have three players who are made for each other.

they fit pretty well today.

not really, bosh didn’t do anything.

i think they’ll fit fine, this year and next. there’s some overlap, but there are plenty of workarounds.

and btw, bosh is the player who fits perfectly with either bron or wade. it’s the wings who arguably have duplication in their games, i.e., redundancy.

bosh stepped back as a scorer because the two wings take up so many touches. but bosh will be damn good this year, i’m convinced. getting bigger will help him plenty.

they have two guys who can’t shoot from the perimeter and need the ball in their hands all the time, and a soft PF who doesn’t do dirty work and mostly is effective in iso situations. Great mix!

If Lebron is going to be facing up in the post and taking 12’-18’ jumpers they don’t need Bosh.

they might win because of the overwhelming talent of wade and lebron, but this big three was just three bro’s going to a team, not three players who made sense alongside each other.

nah. the transition game they showed today was awesome. two prolific wings — even ones that like the ball in their hands — can work fine, if they can pass like bron and wade.

but eventually you have to score in the half court, and it turns into a nightmare

we saw it vs. dallas, if they couldn’t spark the transition game with defense, their halfcourt offense was remedial.

v. dallas today or in the finals?

Today they could do no wrong.

right. like all teams in a shortened preseason, they’ll need work, and bron has to be reminded to not just pound the ball at the top of the key. having said that, i think they’ll be fine in the half-court. if they can get good production out of their center position (a big “if,” i know), they’ll be amazing.

and they’ll likely be amazing, anyway.

I don’t see how you could argue the three of them are a good fit, considering what has happened to Bosh.

unless you think Bosh just has been exposed and wouldn’t be a great fit anywhere.

Bosh would have been a great fit in Chicago instead of Boozer.

no; i think bosh is a top-5 PF. bosh was v good/consistent in the playoffs. he just doesn’t score as much. and he was guilty of some psychological regression, sitting back and watching bron/wade play, but that’s something that isn’t related to his potential fit with the team.

well, and his rebounds did decrease some. but that’s not really a “fit” issue. it’s more because bron and wade rebound very well for their positions.

it’s absolutely related to it! He likes to have plays run for him.

if Bosh’s role in the offense is that minor, they should have a guy who rebounds and/or plays great D.

run through him, you mean? okay, well, he’s also a good spot-up midrange shooter. and he has post moves; he just hid them last year.

bosh’s goal is to average 10 rebounds this year. that’s possible, given his statistics from toranto. if he does that, he’ll be great. and sitting at the elbow, shooting midrange shots is okay for him, and is a good “fit.” (a’mare, who is amazing but crowds the paint, might have presented his own “fitness” issues alongside bron and wade). and if bosh becomes more assertive in the paint, he’ll be an even better fit.

if he does that, he’ll be great. and sitting at the elbow, shooting midrange shots is okay for him, and is a good “fit.”

― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, December 25, 2011 9:05 PM (39 seconds ago) Bookmark Permalink

No, it’s a good fit for kurt thomas, not an elite offensive player like Bosh once was.

the big 3 fit and they don’t fit — it’s certainly not a classic pairing like the celtics big 3 or like deron/dwight/dirk would be — but the heat’s big 3 can also do a lot of things on both the offensive and defensive (this is a huge thing) ends that no team or trio of players in the nba can do — i still think that talent will win out and that it really won’t matter if they fit classically, and if things go anywhere near as well as they went on day 1 of year 2, they may obliterate the entire notion of fit anyway

and i think you could make the argument that lebron is truly one of the most versatile, or potentially versatile, players in the history of the nba, and that maybe the best team for him is one that is amorphous and experimental, provided that he’s willing to push himself to expand his offensive repertoire — he seemed like he was on his way today

& anyway matt armstrong picked the mavs to repeat, so

if you did 100 random groupings of 3 top 25 players who didn’t play the same position, I venture to say that a majority of the time they’d fit better than Miami’s big 3 does.

nash — cp3 — deron

that’s possible, but it would be a pretty worthless experiment

nash — cp3 — deron

― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, December 25, 2011 9:25 PM (32 seconds ago) Bookmark Permalink

dude