bron bron over the exhumed corpse of vine carter
trippin! y’all!
COLE WORLD
<3 y’all!
odom is so happy he has license to shoot w/o filing a request form w/ kobe first
ugh, norris cole is a baller
omg @ taco bell beef crunch burrito
fritos... inside my burrito?!?
dirk’s hair looks nice
wait, delonte is on the mavs?
you guys, norris cole
yeah he looks good
that unnecessary lebron slam O_O
was funny when he tried to pick dirk earlier and got called for the reach, it’s like lol you don’t just go picking the pocket of one of the league’s premiere superstars in your first game ever
I think lebron just teleported
lmao my phone autocorrected ‘delonte’ to ‘feline’
ugh, norris cole is a baller
yeah, he’s really fast and a nice passer. if he and one of miami’s center-projects (e.g., curry or pittman) work out, team’s going to be very scary.
curry has yet to check in
spoelstra looks like he could grow a good moustache
odom is so happy he has license to shoot w/o filing a request form w/ kobe first
unfair, kobe processed these requests promptly and conscientiously.
curry isn’t ready. but he’s really made an amazing amount of progress, given where he was (about 400 pounds) not long ago.
lol branden wright is so bad
pittman should be playing today tho
brendan wright looks like a mousier version of devin harris
kobe drove to staples today
Van Gundy is takin’ it to DirecTV.
god, JVG is too much
pittman should be playing today tho
yeah, tho i read that (largely because of the lockout), pittman’s conditioning and weight have gone backwards. one herald writer tweeted that pittman looks heavier than curry at this point.
Kobe is apparently responding to the divorce by becoming Batman.
Brian Cardinal! lolz 4eva
The Janitor cleaning up.
honestly waht did bosh think would happen there
like a dwyane style eurostep is only effective when you’re trying to step around a defender
yeah he should’ve just dropped it off to UD
young L has always been tolerable wtf
GOD BLESS HEINEKEN FOR USING THAT SONG IN A COMMERCIAL
lol whoops wrong thread
I think Bosh thought Cardinal would expect him to eurostep sideways and tried to outthink him by going in a straight line. But whiley Cardinal thought Bosh would think he thought that and instead thought he would go straight. Bosh responded to the foul call by exclaiming, “Inconceivable!”
That was funnier in my head.
thought you wre takling about young lamar odom and was like :?
Yeah what song is that, anyway? Ordinarily I will just Google the lyrics but it is more difficult with this one.
wtf is up with bosh
There’s only one word for ilx hoops fans on xmas day: dominating.
miller is still hurt right? when’s he coming back?
That’s a bold statement
Millers never coming back
Yeah what song is that, anyway? Ordinarily I will just Google the lyrics but it is more difficult with this one.
― C-L, Sunday, December 25, 2011
jaan pehechaan ho, first song on the ghost world soundtrack.
wtf is this google+ commercial
I would pay so much money to be Google Hangout friends with Bill Walton and Kenny Smith.
Millers never coming back
― EZ Snappin, Sunday, December 25, 2011
yes he is! stop being mean.
It turned out that Miller was not the future 3-point shooter for the Heat. ;(
it’s okay james jones is here
Who will contribute more: Miller or Curry?
tim reynolds, who covers the heat for fox-sports, says he saw miller hit 35-straight three-pointers last week in practice.
has lebron played all quarter
j0rd otm about dirk’s hair, would like to run my hand through it (pause)
dayo otm
omg
that fast break was like the four horsemen
pretty sure i came after that fast break
Milo should be giving us the scoop from the AAC.
jesus christ the heat look good
I don’t see the Mavs coming back to lead like the Celtics did.
jesus christ the heat look good
yeah, damn.
the heat def look like a ‘team’ on offense
This game is amazeballs.
heat could drop 75 on the mavs in the first half
forgot about rowdy roddy
Marion lost all his abilities when he lost the bad dye job.
roddy v cole is a match up
The Mavs won’t repeat as champs, but we all knew that, didn’t we?
budweiser loses 50,000 drinkers every time that commercial airs
hint: people don’t like ‘party rock anthem’ because of lmfao
The Mavs won’t repeat as champs, but we all knew that, didn’t we?
― Aimless, Sunday, December 25, 2011 2:44 PM (34 seconds ago) Bookmark
don’t tell matt armstrong
dirk’s stroke def looks off
Hahaha see now when there is a “Hand Down, Man Down” reference it’s hilarious instead of annoying.
mike miller time traveled to pebble beach 1976 to pick up that checkered blazer
jason kidd, career 36% shooter moves ever higher on the all-time 3 pointers made list
So who’s watching the second half?
It’s gonna take an awful lot of Dirking to make up this deficit, and even then the Heat look reaaaal cohesive now.
yeah how did they get so cohesive w/ no practices?
were they meeting secretly w/ spoelstra during the lockout
I guess they had all the charity games and such.
It’s Dwyane and Lebron’s magic beards.
My FIL wants to know when James became a Quaker
He’s hoping his uneven beard length distracts people so they don’t notice the receding hairline.
Tom Haberstroh
Miami up 62–41 at half. Heat on pace for 106 possessions after averaging 93.2 last season. So far, so good with Duckball.
lebron’s dad must feel like a huge asshole
the heat have hair-issues. lebron’s beard is bushier; udonis’ hair has grown-in; mike miller has 70s, bj-and-the-bear-type hair.
many hair issues.
ew @ wilbon shilling for the decision
that was gross
Brian Windhorst
Heat over Mavs in FG% (51–29), fastbreak pts (18–4), paint pts (28–8), rebs (28–13), 2nd chance pts (10–0), score (62–41).
paint-points and rebounds are key stats there.
yeah, so gross that a dude took the proceeds from his vanity sploogefest and used it to help kids, whatever happened to our morals
this is a fucking annihilation
yeah, so gross that a dude took the proceeds from his vanity sploogefest and used it to help kids, whatever happened to our morals
― OH NOES, Sunday, December 25, 2011 3:18 PM (7 seconds ago) Bookmark
lol get out of here
this is a fucking annihilation
it is, but brace yourself for the inevitable “comeback.” see how crazy the announcers get when mavs cut lead to 20.
jesus christ, lebron
seanoconnz sean oconnor
Lamar Odom is always nailing 3’s. On court and off the court.
I’m glad Miami didn’t realize they should push pace last year despite everyone and their brother noting that they are built to do just that.
holy fuck
im drowning in my own cum right now