this just hits too close to home

You can substitute a lot of professions into these jokes. The “just say fees” one would be good for bankers right now.

Q: as the bailiff escorted the corrupt attorney to prison, in what way did he resemble a cat?

A: he cuffed up a harbl (coughed up a hairball)!

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over/under 2 votes

less than three for sure

i love unregistered’s joke.

<3

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This is not a lawyer joke, but today i got some legal advice over the phone from an actual lawyer who said “instead of setting up a file and sending you a bill and all that, why don’t you make a contribution to KUOW?” to which I said “sure!”. Then later after we had chatted about various non-lawyerly things, like Yelp and why there are no good delis in Seattle, he changed his mind. So now I am paying him with a ripe durian.

Though probably I will still send some $ to KUOW too

lawyers can be good people

aw jaq, that’s very <3. except for how ripe durian is so so disgusting.

I’m wondering how much lasting damage it might do to the car. Trying to pick one up tomorrow morning.

lawyer? but I harbly know ‘er!

(groan)

olol