from a fortune cookie

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Your ideas will be totally acceptable.

can i have a fortune gold plz?

Everything will now come your way.

⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯Two weeks pass⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯

needing some fortunes.

Someone is speaking highly of you

you give the best fortunes, jergins!

i want my fortune told.

You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems.

tell my fortunes jergin

my fortune was a teeny bit inaccurate.

seriously

it’s what was in the cookie though

harbs:

You will have a fine capacity for the enjoyment of life.

when?

I got a blank fortune cookie last night in my take-away General Tso chicken ;_;

take-away morelike take-it-back amirite?

that’s an outrage.

You will travel to many places.

no job = need fortune!

pleazzzzze.

Good fortune awaits you at the end of the day.