GUYS IM HERE (5 new answers, 17 total)

c/d: that creepy guy in your office (17 new answers)

What I learned about West Wales (3 new answers)

Inbreeding: still bad. (3 new answers)

THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO BE TOGETHER!! on the New Answers page! Or somewhere!

But the whole board fits on my screen! And my eye can’t help connecting stuff!

Fair enough! The rules are out to lunch! Munch munch!

Help me find storage for my MP3 collection (9 new answers)

They came for MP3s and now they want your TABS (8 new answers)

what kind of crazy shit have you found on the internet since real ilx has been down? (19 new answers)

And now for some more loony rightwinger cartoonists (17 new answers, 35 total)

# Name this duck. (14 new answers)

ILXOR.COM (70 new answers)

# why cant we have a goddamned 1p3 hold? (11 new answers, last at 11:25 pm)

# troll bullshit (3 new answers, last at 10:57 pm)

(just kidding, I loves you all, 1p3rs ^_^)

for 24 hours I am webstreaming (29 new answers)

totoro porn (27 new answers)

Hey folks, I’ve had a brilliant idea.... (10 new answers)

What the hell, I’ll put it here! (15 new answers)

“Don’t mock Left Behind: Eternal Forces because it’s a Christian game. Mock it because it’s a very bad game.” (12 new answers)

And now for some more loony rightwinger cartoonists (8 new answers, 46 total)

# Now Let Us Praise the Pear (27 new answers, last at 1:37 pm)

# Oh, you’re so cute! (17 new answers, last at 1:36 pm)

# Oh, you’re so cute! (26 new answers, last at 2:27 pm)

# Drinking thread (66 new answers, last at 2:26 pm)

Let Us Now Praise the Bear (1 new answer)

Oh, you’re so cute! (62 new answers)

what kind of crazy shit have you found on the internet since real ilx has been down? (5 new answers, 92 total)

List alternative names for BREASTS! (85 new answers)

I chime in with a “Haven’t you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?” (11 new answers)

ilx troll enemy list (38 new answers)

# ilx troll enemy list (39 new answers, last at 4:36 pm)

# GRAMMAR FIENDS (9 new answers, last at 4:31 pm)

fuck a creationist (4 new answers)

SKULL!! (48 new answers)

List alternative names for BREASTS! (96 new answers)

I Love Parker Posey (29 new answers)

# The best time of your life... (3 new answers, last at 3:32 pm)

# ILX Secret Santa. (2 new answers, last at 3:31 pm)

# The worst time in your life.... (20 new answers, last at 3:30 pm)

# fuck a creationist (305 new answers, last at 3:30 pm)

# Bondage sex assistance please? (7 new answers, last at 6:22 pm)

# I just made an appointment (26 new answers, last at 6:22 pm)

Rank the Gospels! (20 new answers)

NO (4 new answers)

Bondage sex assistance please? (47 new answers)

NO (4 new answers)

The worst time in your life.... (42 new answers, last at 8:21 am)

Can I get a holler from my bros who still cram for finals and can’t yet buy their own liquor? (10 new answers, last at 8:08 am)

The worst time in your life.... (49 new answers)

My espresso machine wouldn’t work this morning so I made coffee in a Bodum tea press (67 new answers)

# I give to you GODMEN (3 new answers)

# Oh, you’re so cute! (131 new answers)

# fuck a creationist (343 new answers)

Oh woe is me, I’m such a twat. I locked my key inside my flat (18 new answers)

Bondage sex assistance please? (92 new answers)

(see, it wasn’t his house key he was talking about)

Songs with twist endings. (50 new answers)

The Seminole Tribe Has Just Bought The Hard Rock Cafe (4 new answers)

Didn’t see that one coming.

# Happy Pearl Harbor Day (17 new answers)

# Oh, you’re so cute! (246 new answers)

Is Taco Bell harmful to the human body? (45 new answers, last at 1:57 am)

The worst time in your life.... (52 new answers, last at 1:43 am)

The worst time in your life.... (57 new answers, last at 1:33 pm)

Shimura Curves gigs this week (77 new answers, last at 1:27 pm)

:-D oh, the ironing... :-D

Pete Doherty is Officially A Cartoon (43 new answers)

TISSP I HAVE YOUR WALLET (22 new answers)

The worst time in your life.... (57 new answers)

# check this review of my band! (6 new answers)

# New suckitude (13 new answers)

The best time of your life... (41 new answers)

PIZZA V BOOBIES (56 new answers)

# ideal iconic death age (10 new answers)

# DIDJA HEAR? XGAU AXED!! (5 new answers, 43 total)

What is the best book about... (3 new answers)

The Sandbox 30 Rock Thread (22 new answers, 23 total)

What is the best book about... (8 new answers)

fuck a creationist (370 new answers)

Can you describe the taste of... (6 new answers)

TEABAGGING!!!! (23 new answers)

Sandbox San Francisco Thread (10 new answers)

TEABAGGING!!!! (24 new answers)

PIZZA V BOOBIES (338 new answers)

Can you describe the taste of... (6 new answers)

“one day i will start a band called....” (2 new answers)

The Tom Waits Juke Box (Unanswered)

# the 80 MIN RANDOM CHALLENGE (14 new answers, last at 10:57 am)

# Kazakhstan to build giant transparent tent containing an indoor city! (18 new answers, last at 10:45 am)

# Serial Killer in Ipswich (5 new answers, last at 6:03 pm)

# Pinochet: Him dead. (29 new answers, last at 6:00 pm)

# “one day i will start a band called....” (15 new answers, last at 6:03 pm)

# Rolling Temporary Hip Hop Thread (73 new answers, last at 5:54 pm)

# Things I learned in a gay video bar in Washington D.C. (1 new answer, last at 8:29 pm)

# Esteban Buttez R.I.P. (31 new answers, last at 8:28 pm)

Things I learned in a gay video bar in Washington D.C. (29 new answers)

ILX: Nearly out of the desert wastes (52 new answers)

# “one day i will start a band called....”

# DIDJA HEAR? XGAU AXED!!

Things I learned in a gay video bar in Washington D.C. (40 new answers)

Crispin Glover’s film (11 new answers)

When MPs were asked what was the best TV comedy, they voted for... (26 new answers)

mongrels, fux0rs, sandboxes (52 new answers, 141 total)

# When MPs were asked what was the best TV comedy, they voted for... (28 new answers)

# Thread Connections! (30 new answers, 51 total)

(oh dear, it’s gone all self-referential!)

# Can you answer this question without looking it up on Wiki? (48 new answers)

# What’s the non-pejorative term for “shiksa”? (12 new answers)

# Serial Killer in Ipswich (23 new answers)

# Esteban Buttez R.I.P. (92 new answers)

Sandbox San Francisco Thread (15 new answers)

“A devil food is turning our kids into homosexuals” (22 new answers)

“A devil food is turning our kids into homosexuals” (25 new answers)

Esteban Buttez R.I.P. (101 new answers)

# PETE stole my bike: DC ∞ (674 new answers, 1448 total, last at 5:18 pm)
# R.I.P. Peter Boyle (Unanswered, posted at 5:18 pm)

Seems they take bike stealing seriously in DC!

The co-workers who come in sick thread (15 new answers)

Sen. Tim Johnson (D-SD) had a stroke (15 new answers)

Esteban Buttez R.I.P. (116 new answers)

I am so over this Russian guy being offed (10 new answers, 52 total)

# totoro porn (4 new answers, 31 total)

# fuck a creationist (49 new answers, 376 total)

# what to do with toddlers in Seattle? (7 new answers, last at 5:52 am)

# KITTENBUS (1 new answer, last at 5:25 am)

# I don’t have much use for ______ (13 new answers)

# KMFDM (15 new answers)

Not actually a thread connection, but:

numerology in Rock: (23 new answers

!

World’s Tallest Man Saves Dolphins (1 new answer, last at 4:04 pm)

farewell, white dolphin (extinct) (7 new answers, last at 4:03 pm)

# What to listen for in noise? (4 new answers)

# Ahmet Ertegun (12 new answers)

Jack Black (177 new answers)

i want candy (18 new answers)

Why is there a Sanbox version of The Office thread? (7 new answers, 15 total)

OYSTERS!!!! (5 new answers)

# reasons internet is better than real life (9 new answers, last at 5:40 pm)

# OYSTERS!!!! (44 new answers, last at 5:39 pm)

reasons internet is better than real life (17 new answers)

DATES...what’s the catch? (8 new answers)

# dear sir in the stall next to me... (86 new answers, last at 7:36 pm)

# reasons internet is better than real life (17 new answers, last at 7:35 pm)

dear sir in the stall next to me... (87 new answers)

DATES...what’s the catch? (18 new answers)

PETE stole my bike: DC ? (502 new answers, 1644 total)

And now for some more loony rightwinger cartoonists (62 new answers, 125 total)

The Dark Knight Strikes Again: C/D (37 new answers)

sandbox stocking stuffer idea thread (5 new answers)

I passed by an sex toy/video store named “Lovecraft’s”.... (13 new answers)

dear sir in the stall next to me... (94 new answers)

I want to talk about “the Wire” on HBO (156 new answers)

The Time Person of the Year is... (59 new answers, last at 9:25 am)

Jack Black (182 new answers, last at 8:31 am)

# my boring year end list (Unanswered)

# So Stoned (5 new answers)

If Jesus was a carpenter, what sort of things did he make? (6 new answers)

Things in pockets (14 new answers)

# 90s films that have aged more than Empire Records (144 new answers, last at 1:25 pm)

# Inland Empire (being promoted with coasters, coffee) (20 new answers, 105 total, last at 1:25 pm)

(inland empire records = best movie ever!)

# Pubic hair and its discontents (11 new answers, last at 8:06 pm)

# Things in pockets (70 new answers, last at 8:05 pm)

Excelsior thread! Lots of laughs, rolling on the floor lauging, umm, maybe we should think of some short ways of saying that... (54 new answers, 233 total)

December 22nd, 2006: Global Orgasm Day (3 new answers)

Vincent Gallo offers self for sexual hire

Not only am I a sexually deviant, misogynistic, immoral, wealthy, male prostitute, but I also sit on the board of directors of the organization that governs others of my kind.

# It’s foggy in London! Boo-hoo-frickin’-hoo (6 new answers)

# TEMP UK COMEDY THREAD (67 new answers)

james brown is dead (86 new answers)

KILLED BY DEATH

(25 new answers)

# james brown is dead (122 new answers)

# Requests..... (6 new answers)

# Songs that make you feel, a lot—maybe even cry (Unanswered)

# Waht do you sound like in the sandbox? (4 new answers, last at 5:07 pm)

# Does anyone here know that completely tone-deaf girl singing “Blasphemous Rumours” in Depeche Mode 101? (5 new answers, last at 5:06 pm)

# Does anyone here know that completely tone-deaf girl singing “Blasphemous Rumours” in Depeche Mode 101? (5 new answers, last at 5:06 pm)

# Songs that make you feel, a lot—maybe even cry (8 new answers, last at 5:06 pm)

# The Children of Men Thread (3 new answers, last at 5:03 pm)

# thumbsucker blues: sandbox parenting thead (34 new answers, last at 4:51 pm)

# Watercooler Sub Zero: Ice Capades (311 new answers, last at 3:16 pm)

# Who loves ridiculous melodrama? WE DO. (3 new answers, last at 3:07 pm)

(just kidding ;-) )

Worst Tori song off best Tori album (24 new answers)

a desperate cry for help from former ilmer (69 new answers)

# Vincent Gallo offers self for sexual hire (63 new answers, last at 8:45 pm)

# drunk in a sandbox (36 new answers, last at 5:21 pm)

# all hail the least reassuring motherfucker on the planet (20 new answers, last at 9:30 am)

# ILX Secret Santa. (24 new answers, last at 8:40 am)

I need a new soundcard... (1 new answer, 3 total, last at 2:41 am)

Listening in the sandbox (10 new answers, 53 total, last at 2:38 am)

# Saddam has escaped! (89 new answers)

# gerald ford dead (82 new answers)

“one day i will start a band called....” (3 new answers, 108 total)

Lily Allen wants to kill the Lex! (30 new answers)

# Swedish Hardcore (19 new answers, last at 4:28 pm)

# Song ID: 80s, dancey, SOMETHING like “Ain’t no way to stop me—no-owwwww” (Unanswered, posted at 4:19 pm)

* my roommate found a POOP in a bag of chips WHAT DO I DO? (11 new answers)

* ASK JW (15 new answers)

UNDERRATED (42 new answers)

HOT ASIAN GIRL ON CANAL STREET (2 new answers)

Does anybody think it’s time for... (6 new answers)

Books a Man Has Given Me That Made Me Swear NEVER to Go on Another Date with Him EVER Again (134 new answers)

I LOVE COMICS ISLE OF MISFIT BOYS (31 new answers)

Sandbox Valentine’s Day thread (107 new answers)

100 worst things about alt.porn (18 new answers)

things you’ve only just done for the first time that rule (85 new answers)

How many unused condoms do you have? (51 new answers)

# Professions that require the wearing of goggles (68 new answers)

# prison rape (Unanswered)

# prison rape (42 new answers, last at 10:29 am)

# Beryl updates (24 new answers, last at 10:21 am)

???

# Dear ILE—a plea (134 new answers)

# prison rape (46 new answers)

prison rape (85 new answers)

BUSTER IS COMING (17 new answers)

(soz)

The UK and the US are the worst parents in the world: Discuss. (13 new answers)

Is there a thread where people talk about their parents? (19 new answers)

Show Me Your High School’s Wikipedia Page (83 new answers)

Uses for 500 Sluts (82 new answers)

Your imaginary pet (12 new answers, last at 12:21 pm)

Dear ILE—a flea (19 new answers, last at 12:19 pm)

is it too late to start a band called Bald Britney? (6 new answers)

This must be Sinead O’Connor, right? (1 new answer)

# Is Anybody Giving Up Anything For Lent? (57 new answers, last at 11:46 am)

# Pointy Shoes (91 new answers, last at 11:45 am)

Have you ever bought a cd and found out it’s not what you thought it was? (24 new answers)

That’s Such a Rip Off! (7 new answers)

Have you ever bought a cd and found out it’s not what you thought it was? (25 new answers)

Global Incident Map (2 new answers)

Stop walking so fast! (18 new answers)

The Rolling Sandbox Walking Thread (1 new answer)

things that changed their name and you’ve no idea why.... (76 new answers)

That’s Such a Rip Off! (18 new answers)

Stop walking so fast! (44 new answers)

PETE stole my bike: DC ‡ (1464 new answers, 4518 total)

(Stands to reason, really!)

It’s February 2007. What Does Your House Look Like? (137 new answers)

Still funny: (10 new answers)

Teaspoons and socks (25 new answers)

sandbox LOST thread (309 new answers, 446 total)

# Still funny: (12 new answers, last at 11:08 am)

# Ladies in the men’s room—how come?? (60 new answers, last at 11:00 am)

Ladies in the men’s room—how come?? (66 new answers)

WHICH URINAL??? (44 new answers)

# this office is full of children #1 (2 new answers, last at 2:06 pm)

# I forgot to lock it! (Unanswered, posted at 2:05 pm)

# this is the thread when people muse on whether Enrique really hates me or if he is just pretending (Unanswered)

# why don’t you own a handgun? (40 new answers)

I forgot to lock it! (11 new answers, last at 2:19 pm)

Thread Connections! (18 new answers, last at 2:19 pm)

what this board needs is a TRACK ID THREAD (6 new answers, 8 total)

Fümms bö wö tää zää Uu, pögiff, kwii Ee. (2 new answers)

(OK, only me)

# this is the thread when people muse on whether Enrique really hates me or if he is just pretending (5 new answers)

# I forgot to lock it! (13 new answers)

# I forgot to lock it! (18 new answers, last at 3:04 pm)

# PETE stole my bike: DC ∞ (1561 new answers, last at 3:04 pm)

# this office is full of children #2 (23 new answers)

# why don’t you own a handgun? (40 new answers)

# catholics, blacks, jews, women, hispanics, mormons, serial divorcer, old dudes, gays, atheists (20 new answers)

# war (44 new answers)

# Is Anybody Giving Up Anything For Lent? (81 new answers, last at 5:52 pm)

# catholics, blacks, jews, women, hispanics, mormons, serial divorcer, old dudes, gays, atheists (54 new answers, last at 5:52 pm)

# thumbsucker blues: sandbox parenting thead (70 new answers, 343 total, last at 6:05 pm)

# That’s such a Dad Joke! (146 new answers, last at 6:03 pm)

What if I slipped on a bar of soap in the shower? (1 new answer)

POST YOUTUBE DANCE CLIPS HERE!!!!! (14 new answers)

when gay ppl conform to the stereotype.... (15 new answers)

MANLY HUGS (1 new answer)

I HAVE FOUND THE MOST HORRIFYING SITE ON THE INTERNET (98 new answers)

I forgot to lock it! (32 new answers)

SAVE OUR SANDBOX!!

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... open goal

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