jon have you seen ghost rider?

no

still #1 at the box office. Reno 911 was only #4, dammit.

That movie is about one side of Kirk’s ass. Nobody showed enough interest for the sequel about the other half.

that is because reno 911 sucks and is stupid and is a piece of shit and a terrible, unfunny television program that i cannot imagine being improved by being 8 hours long, whereas ghost rider is the most amazing work of film i have ever seen. just fyi, kingfish.

I don’t really like Reno 9/11 but the movie was really fucking funny. FYI.

the only movie i’m interested in ever watching again is ghost rider. and the devil wears prada because that showed up in netflix

you’re wrong, ally, the movie is really funny and has Terry the rollerskating male whore show up for no reason whatsoever aside from random jokes and an ending. FYI.

oh yeah terry the rollerskating male whore, that really sounds 100x more enjoyable than sam elliot with his head on fire, thanks.

from now on, if a movie wants me to watch it, it needs to feature at least one of these things:

* nic cage jumping a football field full of helicopters on a motorcyle

* a mule kicking a 100-yard field goal

alex is otm which is why i hang out with him and neither of you.

oh so sure is she who’s never seen terry the rollerskating male whore to make such pronouncements.

no i’m pretty sure i don’t need to see that, i’ve been to gay bars in chelsea. thanks though!!

* also i will watch the trailer to 300

I’m going to see Ghostrider @ Thursday, and then I’m going to see Knocked Up when it comes out because it is going to be cute as shit.

Has Nick Swardson’s rollerskating gay been on the tv show? He was the best thing about the movie.

Also Acting Mayor Jeff.

Terry <<<<< Jeff from Grandma’s Boy though.

I would like to hear more about the field-goal kickin’ mule.

have we got a movie for you

“Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!”

That picture was all I needed to see. Thanks, a_p.

And holy crap, I thought that was Bob Hoskins at first!

There’s absolutely no way “Ghost Rider” is any good.

Hi Dan, you are wrong in 700 ways

Also, you’re steppin’ on Karen.

otm

You ghost rider people need an intervention.

dan ffs you liked catwoman.

So basically you all want to sex Nic Cage?

Also I refuse to believe “Ghost Rider” is any good unles it has Francis Conroy acting like a batshit insane catlady who likes to shove people off of balconies in it.

dan please, you have known me for how long now? TEN YEARS?? trust me, for once in your life, and go see ghost rider. HORSE + MOTORCYCLE + FLAMES + RACING EACH OTHER hello?? how do you want to miss this?

I saw a clip from when the bad guy is freezing Eva Mendes in Nic’s bachelor pad and he gets all Ghost Ridery and sez “LOOOOOOOOOOOK INTO MY GAZELY STARE” and the bad guy goes “haha pwned, ain’t got no soul, you my bitch now” and even though it was really awful, typing that out has halfway convinced me that I want to see this movie.

THE ENTIRE MOVIE MATCHES AND OFTEN SURPASSES THAT LEVEL OF AWESOME, THIS IS WHAT WE’RE TRYING TO TELL YOU!

I think it did help a little bit that we were all sitting in the third row of the theater

guys remember all of the times he points at people and screams “YOU!”

anyway yeah probably sit in the third row and bring two pints of whiskey with you but it is definitely awesome.

anyway yeah probably sit in the third row and bring two pints of whiskey with you but it is definitely awesome.

this is key

i don’t think rich brought whiskey, fwiw, and he thought it was awesome too.

i didnt drink any whiskey and i loved every minute of it

wait don’t tell me that just me, alex and chr1stian finished off all of that. because i didn’t drink THAT much of it.

haha UH

ok there is something seriously wrong with us.

alcoholics in losing track of consumption shockah?